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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mierenneuker posted:

I'd appreciate a good solid poo poo from time to time but I'll think I shall pass on that :stare:

'Solid' is a bit ambiguous, we need to establish a Mohs Hardness Scale for butt stuff

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My dilz is the mohs hardness

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Just use tempered glass with a spot of lube so you don't end up scraping yourself raw. Jeez, people. Also, flared bases. I am also fondly reminded of the dildomancer thread and the works of art in there.


Wow! I had to slow down that video to understand what happened in the second fight. That happened so quickly.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ugh that guy in the last fight is so embarassing

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ekuNNN posted:

ugh that guy in the last fight is so embarassing


It's like someone saw the Kevin James film "Here Comes The Boom" and thought "That could be me!!!"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's like someone saw the Kevin James film "Here Comes The Boom" and thought "That could be me!!!"

That was his 88th pro mma fight.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Johnathan-Ivey-2100

e. also him:

CommonShore has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Feb 12, 2017

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

CommonShore posted:


e. also him:

:darksouls:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

CommonShore posted:

That was his 88th pro mma fight.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Johnathan-Ivey-2100

e. also him:



so did he just sharpie all those garbage "tattoos" on for that one fight? I hope so for his sake


i'll never get sick of watching anderson silva get ktfo

Slugnoid has a new favorite as of 06:20 on Feb 12, 2017

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I love that roll.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Jamfrost posted:

Just use tempered glass with a spot of lube so you don't end up scraping yourself raw. Jeez, people. Also, flared bases. I am also fondly reminded of the dildomancer thread and the works of art in there.

C'mon man you can't just drop a reference like that and not provide a link.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Let's check in on Australia and see how they're going with that heat:



Okay not good then.

I love that 'High' is the third lowest fire danger rating and 'Severe' is only the third highest. :v:

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Catastrophic is basically the 'not even god can save you if there is a fire' level.

Here's what the NSW Royal Fire Service says you should do if you are in a catastrophic area:

quote:

For your survival, leaving early is the only option.

Leave bush fire prone areas the night before or early in the day – do not just wait and see what happens.

Make a decision about when you will leave, where you will go, how you will get there and when you will return.

Homes are not designed to withstand fires in catastrophic conditions so you should leave early.

GTFO or die.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's check in on Australia and see how they're going with that heat:



Okay not good then.

I love that 'High' is the third lowest fire danger rating and 'Severe' is only the third highest. :v:

How has this image already been JPEG compressed into unreadability? It's not even a loving day old.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's check in on Australia and see how they're going with that heat:



Okay not good then.

I love that 'High' is the third lowest fire danger rating and 'Severe' is only the third highest. :v:

I have every aircon going and it still sucks. My girlfriend asked me if I could pop down the the shops to get food and I just laughed. gently caress going outside, my car is black and I'll get roasted. I'd rather take the heat from the girlfriend for not doing something than the heat outside.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015


"Tctal firc ban in ottcct"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Periphery posted:

Catastrophic is basically the 'not even god can save you if there is a fire' level.

Here's what the NSW Royal Fire Service says you should do if you are in a catastrophic area:


GTFO or die.

Wow, “don’t even even wait for things to catch on fire. Just get out.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Platystemon posted:

Wow, “don’t even even wait for things to catch on fire. Just get out.

There's currently 80 bushfires in the state of NSW alone, many of them completely out of control.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Let's check in on Australia and see how they're going with that heat:



Okay not good then.

I love that 'High' is the third lowest fire danger rating and 'Severe' is only the third highest. :v:

It's a times like this I feel vindicated in never complaining about our Scandinavian weather like everyone else does.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/TrHpMIZ.gifv

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's currently 80 bushfires in the state of NSW alone, many of them completely out of control.

so much for the tolerant left

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

CommonShore posted:

That was his 88th pro mma fight.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Johnathan-Ivey-2100

e. also him:



Noob. Fat rolls barely give you any invincibility frames.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I didn't know that 'button masher' was an actual real world fighting style

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Goa Tse-tung posted:

so much for the tolerant left


Hah! I knew Australians really did use this map.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Are those bags of walnuts?


Good luck Australia peeps. Keep cool. Maybe take a nap.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Platystemon posted:



Hah! I knew Australians really did use this map.

I love this.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/2nLY5Uv.gifv
https://zippy.gfycat.com/AdeptWideeyedCormorant.webm


Cargo ship hits dockside crane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-1FvfLk13k

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Holy poo poo that athletics one is amazing. That guy is ridiculously unlucky.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Beachcomber posted:

Good luck Australia peeps. Keep cool. Maybe take a nap.


The local police Facebook account is encouraging people to not commit crimes because that means the cops have to go out in the heat. I really should screencap that post if I can find it.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


What the gently caress happened to that duck?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
It's an Australian duck, it melted in the heat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



all that concrete enema talk reminded me

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/art-class-girl-loses-eight-424409

(no freude, just saying be careful touching poo poo if you dont know how it works)

also now try and make a cast of your penis with plaster of paris :cry:

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

There has to be some kind of ruling or something for this right?

e: vv I like you.

hanales has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Feb 12, 2017

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
According to the documentary Cool Runnings, all that matters is who crosses the finish line and in what order.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



at least there's no doubt that the pole vaulter lost the sprint

skit herre
Mar 24, 2015

Don't do drugs, kids.
Lipstick Apathy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Solid' is a bit ambiguous, we need to establish a Mohs Hardness Scale for butt stuff

As an opiate addict I am absolutely sure that I could use a turd of mine to scratch my name into that loving malachite.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



skit herre posted:

As an opiate addict I am absolutely sure that I could use a turd of mine to scratch my name into that loving malachite.

Danish polar explorer Peter Freuchen was once trapped in his tent. They'd all set up tents and gone to sleep on the ice, but a storm came overnight and covered the tents & froze the snow so when they woke up, they were basically encased in tiny tent-shaped rooms in the ice.

So Freuchen, in a hero move imo, he pooped a turd & waited till it froze, then used the frozen turd to dig himself out of the frozen ice.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Powaqoatse posted:

all that concrete enema talk reminded me

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/art-class-girl-loses-eight-424409

(no freude, just saying be careful touching poo poo if you dont know how it works)

also now try and make a cast of your penis with plaster of paris :cry:

drat, how the gently caress did that happen? I've messed around with PoP for years and yes, it gets hot but it doesn't get THAT hot. Maybe there's different grades of it or something?

Full disclosure, I've never been dumb enough to insert a body part, but I have held it while it cured to make an impression of my palm. Didn't end up with 3rd degree burns or anything. Wondering how much damage was caused by the people whaling on the poor girls hands with hammers trying to break her out :(

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

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Klaus Kinski
Nov 26, 2007
Der Klaus

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

drat, how the gently caress did that happen? I've messed around with PoP for years and yes, it gets hot but it doesn't get THAT hot. Maybe there's different grades of it or something?

Full disclosure, I've never been dumb enough to insert a body part, but I have held it while it cured to make an impression of my palm. Didn't end up with 3rd degree burns or anything. Wondering how much damage was caused by the people whaling on the poor girls hands with hammers trying to break her out :(

Core temperature is very different from surface temperature. It also reaches peak temperature around the time when it really starts setting, aka when she was stuck.

If you really care, you can easily find graphs on concrete curing that shows this.

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