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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
It's pretty hilarious how different the Blues look running Mike Yeo's systems than Hitchcock's.

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Schremp Howard posted:

Carnegie Art and History museums are really good and a few blocks from the cathedral if you aren't museumed out. Mt. Washington/Duquesne Incline will give you a nice view of the city at night if the weather isn't poo poo. It seems like you have most things planned out and have a solid list already.

The incline also has some cool pictures of just how terrible the Pittsburgh skyline used to be back when Pittsburgh was a steel city.

Lost Season
Nov 28, 2013

Fateo McMurray posted:

I had forgotten his name

I keep calling him Butch Cassidy, which would certainly be much more interesting

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
somebody yelled "PIZZA PIZZA!" during the moment of silence for mike ilitch at the blue jackets game with the wings today

https://twitter.com/971thefan/status/830560945550286850?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

god bless that random guy

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Lmao

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
lol Maf

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



He gonna get his pee pee slapped?

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
Who is trying to tank this year?

You can have MAF for a 7th rounder

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Krime posted:

Who is trying to tank this year?

You can have MAF for a 7th rounder

Dallas.



If you can't win the west, you might as well win the lottery.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

JoelJoel posted:

Dallas.



If you can't win the west, you might as well win the lottery.

not good enough to win, not bad enough to tank... niemi/lehtonen are thoroughly useless!

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Penguins really ought to fire Sullivan and bring back Johnston. He knew how to get the most out of Fleury.

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM
I don't stop in here often anymore, just coming by to say go Lundqvist and jesus loving christ rangers get this man a cup before he either retires or fucks off to some other team for the last 2 years of his career or whatever.

bub spank
Feb 1, 2005

the THRILL

Koopa Kid posted:

Where'd you get those numbers from? His career sv% in the NHL is .923, and he's started 55 games which would run out to about 3300 minutes notwithstanding OT or getting pulled. Are you talking ES minutes?

I should've specified that was 5v5 save percentage. From Puckslytics.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I'm half convinced that Crosby is going to wait until Daniel Sedin reaches 1,000 points to be the 86th player to reach the milestone, he's going to force the Pens to give up that game against Vancouver next week, just have Sedin score 50 points in one night.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I hope some wings fan starts an online petition to rename the arena after Illitch. I would sign that irl


mike illitch memorial arena with the little caesar's logo on the roof except the little spear guy is the cryptkeeper

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Sad I missed Illitch-chat to point out that he bled the city dry of tax money and displaced innumerable people in his bullshit real estate dealings.

Dude should've been sent to the guillotine and sending nice letters to kids doesn't change the significant, long-lasting damage he caused to the city -- especially its African American residents.

gently caress Mike Illitch and gently caress his stupid business school name at WSU.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/iancmclaren/status/830597008637493249

the real torts could only be suppressed so long

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Aye Doc posted:

https://twitter.com/iancmclaren/status/830597008637493249

the real torts could only be suppressed so long

NHL N/V: We all just default to yelling

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Aye Doc posted:

https://twitter.com/iancmclaren/status/830597008637493249

the real torts could only be suppressed so long

To be fair, when you play like rear end like they did against Vancouver (though some of that could have been Miller in the "goalie who just couldn't be solved" department a la Condon and Johnson) and whatever the New Jersey game was supposed to be, as well as blowing half of a six-goal lead in three minutes against the Rags, you're deserving of some negatives being pointed out. Play like that and you're getting swept the gently caress out in the first round.

Now, if they're referring to something longer term like Torts not being completely happy with otherwise solid wins like he was at times during the 16 game win streak, then I get it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


He's almost gone full Torts. Won't be long by before he tries to punch another coach.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Cartoon Man posted:

He's almost gone full Torts. Won't be long by before he tries to punch another coach.

which coach is most likely to fight back and give us a bloody coach fight? probably one of those hard asses who's been around forever, a Ruff or Sutter. sleeper pick to KO Torts: Bashin' Bruce Boudreau

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Cartoon Man posted:

He's almost gone full Torts. Won't be long by before he tries to punch another coach.

Nah, we're not even close. He hasn't verbally assaulted Aaron Portzline or Tom Reed yet, which is my perceived definition of "Above Average Torts".

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

Nah, we're not even close. He hasn't verbally assaulted Aaron Portzline or Tom Reed yet, which is my perceived definition of "Above Average Torts".

torts comes into every presser ready to eviscerate portz but he's just so non-confrontational and soft that it breaks john's icy heart and he can't make himself do it

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Aye Doc posted:

torts comes into every presser ready to eviscerate portz but he's just so non-confrontational and soft that it breaks john's icy heart and he can't make himself do it

He should wear a Larry Brooks face mask. Actually, every beat writer in CBJ should wear a Larry Brooks mask.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
how on earth does hossa lead the Hawks in goals at age 63

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
hammond cleared

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/830824561830658048

:rip:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

mastershakeman posted:

how on earth does hossa lead the Hawks in goals at age 63

How is Jagr still a monster at 75

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Torts is actually James McAvoy's character in Split.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Aye Doc posted:

which coach is most likely to fight back and give us a bloody coach fight? probably one of those hard asses who's been around forever, a Ruff or Sutter. sleeper pick to KO Torts: Bashin' Bruce Boudreau

if colby armstrong is to be believed, therrien's threatened to fight his own players before, i think he can bring it for torts

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

achillesforever6 posted:

I'm half convinced that Crosby is going to wait until Daniel Sedin reaches 1,000 points to be the 86th player to reach the milestone, he's going to force the Pens to give up that game against Vancouver next week, just have Sedin score 50 points in one night.

"Hey Tanger... Hold my poutine."

- MAF

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Aye Doc posted:

which coach is most likely to fight back and give us a bloody coach fight? probably one of those hard asses who's been around forever, a Ruff or Sutter. sleeper pick to KO Torts: Bashin' Bruce Boudreau

Sutter is a Sutter so that's the obvious pick. Carlyle has a 200 PIM season so he's probably not going to back down. I can't imagine any of the ex-players would take poo poo from him.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
I'd love to see Torts step up on Ol' No Neck

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Pornographic Memory posted:

somebody yelled "PIZZA PIZZA!" during the moment of silence for mike ilitch at the blue jackets game with the wings today

https://twitter.com/971thefan/status/830560945550286850?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

god bless that random guy

hahahaahahahhah

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRu-AppKGqA

This is absurd

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Feb 12, 2017

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Aye Doc posted:

which coach is most likely to fight back and give us a bloody coach fight? probably one of those hard asses who's been around forever, a Ruff or Sutter. sleeper pick to KO Torts: Bashin' Bruce Boudreau

How can you forget Peter Laviolette?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzbBgQOpdw8

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014



He's gonna get a peepee slapping.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Kick him out for the rest of the season and then fire Holland

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain



seems legit

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Remember when he was traded for Brent Burns lol

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

fits posted:



seems legit



So remember, only two minutes for what should have been a twenty minute

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