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Forgall posted:9 months later If I was an edgy early 2000s webcomic character I would bring this to a lady's baby shower before dropping it on the floor and slapping someone
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Forgall posted:9 months later "Isn't She Lovely" plays softly in the background, a single tear rolls down from my paternal love filled eyes.
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I forgot to set a timer on a chicken roasting in the oven the other day and then kind of forgot when I put it in and it came out dry and tough  Deliciously seasoned but unpleasant in texture. Most of it's still in the fridge, it'll probably get turned into soup before the end of the weekend.Though last night I used a bunch of breast meat, some neufchatel cheese, a couple slices of fried and diced bacon and stuffed some big poblano peppers for dinner. My wife practically licked the bowl clean when she was done. So that was a success.
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Forgall posted:9 months later Despair, now in beef form
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PCOS Bill posted:I forgot to set a timer on a chicken roasting in the oven the other day and then kind of forgot when I put it in and it came out dry and tough ... And here I was thinking you couldn't do anything other than shitpost. Good job, Bill. Keep it up! 
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Forgall posted:9 months later It's Drakenguard's ending all over again
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PCOS Bill posted:I forgot to set a timer on a chicken roasting in the oven the other day and then kind of forgot when I put it in and it came out dry and tough Oh HO look at Mr "I'm ok with steak being well done but chicken NO WAY" meat elitist over here
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Aesop Poprock posted:Oh HO look at Mr "I'm ok with steak being well done but chicken NO WAY" meat elitist over here Well done is not burned. Cooked until dry and tough is not well done.
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PCOS Bill posted:Well done is not burned. It's ok buddy I love you I'm just horsing around with you. You're like a combo of Tiggum and Jastiger and Poptart_fairy and FAROOQ all rolled into one and it's convenient for interactions where everyone shits on you
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Bubblyblubber posted:It was just a silly internet joke baby, I'm not really mad. Please come back, I've prepared a romantic dinner for us! Oh shut up! You had me at hello. 
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Samizdata posted:Forget chicken BREASTS, I do it with whole chickens. No oil rub. I just do the baking in a cast iron skillet. Anything in contact gets lovely and crispy. Almost like a fried chicken finish. Of course it also helps I lose track of time easily and often don't take it out QUITE when I should, so the skin has a little extra crisping time. Still comes out juicy. ooooo I have a whole chicken to roast and I was going to use our roasting pan but the cast iron sounds better 
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Forgall posted:9 months later The bacon diaper is killing me
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Someone's going to extract DNA from this and we'll have hotdogs running wild in the modern day And with this thread's track record, this music will be playing on repeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkNLAUwSFGw
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Killingyouguy! posted:Minor compared to some of the atrocities in this thread, but today Twitter promoted to me these soup puddles in Costco rolls and I was pretty upset. Honestly those look pretty good to me
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Someone's going to extract DNA from this and we'll have hotdogs running wild in the modern day #WifeFindsAWay
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Someone's going to extract DNA from this and we'll have hotdogs running wild in the modern day "Sometimes, a wild hot dog gets stuck in gelatin, and we mine the aspic deposits containing trapped Frankfurters. We extract the filler, inject it into an unfertilized puff pastry and BINGO! Hot Dog DNA!" Panfilo has a new favorite as of 03:26 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Aside from the cinematography, my main issue with those were how incredibly thin the chili was, I know chili rules are contentious on SA but I'm pretty sure chili should not dribble like that. I do agree that chili is pretty thin I'd probably use Hormel or another brand instead
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Bubblyblubber posted:And with this thread's track record, this music will be playing on repeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkNLAUwSFGw I haven't laughed at a YouTube video this hard since seeing the robot ketchup failure. gently caress.
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Zipperelli. posted:I haven't laughed at a YouTube video this hard since seeing the robot ketchup failure. gently caress. That dumb dino statue is a new take on that song, love it
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I love all of you making the Jurassic Park jokes, and I'm actually in love with that harmonica video. I am crying right now. Thank you. As tribute, I offer these Caramel Doughnut Cones With Salted Caramel Syringes. 
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JohnnyCanuck posted:As tribute, I offer these Caramel Doughnut Cones With Salted Caramel Syringes. This is not appropriate content for the AFP thread.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:I love all of you making the Jurassic Park jokes, and I'm actually in love with that harmonica video. I am crying right now. Thank you. Would lick and munch while my eyes rolled back from the ecstasy of mainlining that sweet sweet caramel...
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JohnnyCanuck posted:I love all of you making the Jurassic Park jokes, and I'm actually in love with that harmonica video. I am crying right now. Thank you. Would so hard if it wasn't for the disgusting salted caramel. And I say that as a french person with two thirds of his family living in Bretagne from where this insanity allegedly spawned. Salted butter itself is a godsend though.
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