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Why do Mr and Mrs dustin even bother going out to eat? To feed an inner sense of superiority?
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sweeperbravo posted:Why do Mr and Mrs dustin even bother going out to eat? To feed an inner sense of superiority? I think Mrs. Dustin genuine enjoys it. Ed, however, can only feel enjoyment when reminding himself how much better his generation and opinions are than those loving millennials and their lazy ways.
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Feb 13, 2017 01:43
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Maslovo posted:What's that thing below the belt on Dr.Zarkovs scrubs? It's either a pug's head coming from his crotch or it's a glove he's holding in one hand.
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Feb 13, 2017 01:50
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Tracksuit  It's All Right Chief Dharma  
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Feb 13, 2017 01:59
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sweeperbravo posted:Why do Mr and Mrs dustin even bother going out to eat? To feed an inner sense of superiority? At this point I can only assume that Dustin's Dad actually likes the taste of waiters' spit and piss in his meals.
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Feb 13, 2017 02:17
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Bloom County Peanuts (February 15, 1970)  Funky Winkerbean  Crankshaft  Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs On Sunday (April 8 and 15, 1928)  
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Feb 13, 2017 03:50
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Prince Valiant is turning into that one Calvin and Hobbes strip where there's a plane crash, train derailment, earthquake, and gas leak all centered on the same house
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Feb 13, 2017 04:46
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dismas posted:Prince Valiant is turning into that one Calvin and Hobbes strip where there's a plane crash, train derailment, earthquake, and gas leak all centered on the same house "Val's eye twitches involuntarily."
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Feb 13, 2017 05:05
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The Classic Dinette Set shows how tech jokes don't age well. (This was from 2006) Working Daze is wait WHAT?  Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is wearing her down slowly. 
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Feb 13, 2017 05:08
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Calvin and Hobbes   Outland  The dog's rear end says "G.O.P.".   Ripley's 
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Feb 13, 2017 05:20
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Darthemed posted:Ripley's The theorem in question: 
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Feb 13, 2017 05:48
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What does it do?
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Feb 13, 2017 06:59
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That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything.
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Feb 13, 2017 07:17
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Johnny Aztec posted:What does it do? Incidentally the actual mechanism turns out to be unremarkable - note the appeal to routine verification. I suspect the writer just wanted to make sure the plot device in question worked (as you might if you're doing a permutation problem and you have a math degree) and no one had ever checked something like it. Still, pretty neat. Mark Trail  Pearls Before Swine  The Phantom  Pooch Café  e: VVV Oh, that explains it. Introduce two new people and sort everyone using those two to get everyone back to normal. SomeMathGuy fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Feb 13, 2017 |
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Feb 13, 2017 07:35
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That's the formula to get everyone's mind back to their right bodies. I read somewhere that a few mathematicians independently reviewed it, and it works out.
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Feb 13, 2017 07:37
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SomeMathGuy posted:Suppose I line up a bunch of numbered balls in a row - say from 1 to 50, it doesn't matter how many - and then mix them up willy nilly and line them up. Then I add two new balls at the end - say, a red ball and a blue ball. Would it be possible (we might ask... for some reason) to switch two balls at a time, a finite number of times, each time using either the red or blue ball, and get the balls to be back in a row from 1 to 50 with only the red and blue ball interchanged? The theorem shows that the answer is yes no matter how badly the balls have been mixed up. Okay, but suppose you had four balls at the edge of a cliff?
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Feb 13, 2017 08:03
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SomeMathGuy posted:Mark Trail Writer's Club pro-tip: if it doesn't make sense for a character to introduce themselves, just use a nameplate like Dethany from On The Fastrack does.
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Feb 13, 2017 08:33
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Esplanade posted:Okay, but suppose you had four balls at the edge of a cliff? The first ball becomes the second ball, and so on. Time works the same way.
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Feb 13, 2017 08:37
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Intelligent Life Take It From the Tinkersons  Dark Side of the Horse  Viivi & Wagner 
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Hobnob posted:Given the existence of Raine Dog, we should be relieved that the word "platonic" is included. I keep trying to forget about Raine Dog because of how Phoebe and Her Unicorn is actually legitimately good but augh people keep reminding me about it
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Feb 13, 2017 10:10
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Kennel posted:Nancy Obviously this is a reference to something, but I have no idea and the only "Wally World" I can think of is from Vacation, and I... sorta doubt that's the reference that Gilchrist is making.
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Feb 13, 2017 10:16
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catlord posted:Obviously this is a reference to something, but I have no idea and the only "Wally World" I can think of is from Vacation, and I... sorta doubt that's the reference that Gilchrist is making. It's white trash for Walmart.
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Feb 13, 2017 10:18
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Nancy She's just using you, Phil! Today's Dogg  Dustin  Mandrake 
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Feb 13, 2017 10:42
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Kazinsal posted:I keep trying to forget about Raine Dog because of how Phoebe and Her Unicorn is actually legitimately good but augh people keep reminding me about it 
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Feb 13, 2017 10:45
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You don't really live down stuff like Raine Dog or Loss. You can only do a good enough job in the future that the references become more of a good-natured ribbing than a constant reminder that the single most memorable moment of your artistic work was a laughing stock.
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Feb 13, 2017 11:03
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Arlo and Janis Arlo and Janis Classic (Dec. 15, 1994) 
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Feb 13, 2017 12:16
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Pickles Phoebe and Her Unicorn 
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My Lovely Horse posted:You don't really live down stuff like Raine Dog or Loss. You can only do a good enough job in the future that the references become more of a good-natured ribbing than a constant reminder that the single most memorable moment of your artistic work was a laughing stock. To be fair, having seen some of Dana Simpson's earlier work Raine Dog is more the exception rather than the rule (for example, her first webcomic Ozzie & Millie wasn't too bad as far as I can remember).
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Feb 13, 2017 15:05
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Mountaineer posted:Phoebe and Her Unicorn how do you perforate only the middle section of a thrice-folded letter while other sections and the envelope are intact
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Feb 13, 2017 15:06
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Nenonen posted:how do you perforate only the middle section of a thrice-folded letter while other sections and the envelope are intact I think the answer would be, inevitably, 'Unicorn!'.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:13
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Pastry of the Year posted:Arlo and Janis Does anyone else feel like they are having a stroke when they read Arlo and Janis? I understand all the words and I get they are supposed to be a joke, but it's never quite there and I leave feeling moderately confused; unlike Chief Dharma where I either totally get it or totally don't. "A lover brought them and insisted we eat them." Who talks like that? What lover, she has a lover now? I don't get it.         
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Feb 13, 2017 15:15
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Call an ambulance. You are probably having a stroke.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:21
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Arlo likes chocolate cherries and is upset that Janis ate a box withouy saving any for him. Janis is aware of this and makes a deadpan joke about having a secret lover who brings her chocolate cherries, implying that Arlo would consider that less of a breach of trust than what she actually did.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:22
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I had no idea the Phoebe and the Unicorn person was also the bestiality & pedophilia super combo pack person. I dunno how to feel anymore.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:40
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Arlo and Janis is consistently good. I love it. I've been reading Baldo for like two years now and I really dislike it. There's one strip where the dad puts a sign on the front lawn that says something like "My daughter reads books and is smarter and better than your loving illiterate spawn" or something like that, I'm paraphrasing. There was no joke or anything, it was just that.
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Feb 13, 2017 15:56
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My Lovely Horse posted:Arlo likes chocolate cherries and is upset that Janis ate a box withouy saving any for him. Janis is aware of this and makes a deadpan joke about having a secret lover who brings her chocolate cherries, implying that Arlo would consider that less of a breach of trust than what she actually did. Oh... So it's just not funny. OK, that I understand.
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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Feb 13, 2017 16:32
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Calvin and Hobbes Quite probably my favorite C&H strip.   Ripley's 
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Bobulus posted:I think the answer would be, inevitably, 'Unicorn!'. Yeah a unicorn is like a wizard but more fabulous.
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Kazinsal posted:It's white trash for Walmart. Didn't he just do this bit for a week, or was that a different lovely comic? F Minus  Thanks, Supreme Court's Kelo vs New London decision. Mary Worth   "I need to sneeze and can't and then I lost control of my white-out!" Rex Morgan MD  Secret Agent C-9  Yes! Card catalog action! Apartment 3-G  "I just don't think I can party on anymore."
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