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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
actually hillary being 2020s Jeb! doesnt sound so bad


edballghazi

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



perhaps if we sit down and have calm, intellectual discourse with the dam, it won't destroy everything in its path

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
I love my dumb dying country. Drop The Rocks BABY

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

jigokuman posted:

15 billion gallons. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

that's a lot of nut

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
so what's happening? the dam's gonna burst? the spillway is going to collapse? death is certain?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZu0OF_D7c

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


jigokuman posted:

15 billion gallons. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

Is it beer? IF so that's just saturday night

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in other more important news lady gaga is on stage with Metallica right now

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
wait is the water the mexicans in this metaphor?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



theyre talking 2 the butt county sheriff

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Brother Friendship posted:

Being alive must be pretty rough on you right now.

Trump is v. bad, yes.


hallebarrysoetoro posted:

it is meant to slow the erosion in an attempt to allow for enough drainage to occur before the dam fails

but feel free to volunteer yourself to head the usace because trump will let any old dummy be in charge


This is the aux spillway, and it has a hole in its concrete. Very near the keyway.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

we just have to resist the dam for four more years and then we'll be back in control and can go back to piling up water behind a lovely wall and this will certainly never happen again

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



logikv9 posted:

so what's happening? the dam's gonna burst? the spillway is going to collapse? death is certain?

Good chance that twisty bendy water stuff is making soil under spillway go bye bye and thus soon the spillway itself, but who knows! It's as likely to kill anybody who goes in to check as a pool of lava

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3159YIe2OU

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

The Human Crouton posted:

Nope. She's going to run and lose again. It's going to be hilarious.

I also predict that emails will get her again. Not even new emails. The same old emails.

Live feed from Sacramento:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

Good chance that twisty bendy water stuff is making soil under spillway go bye bye and thus soon the spillway itself, but who knows! It's as likely to kill anybody who goes in to check as a pool of lava

yeah, if the concrete fails somewhere along that wall there goes a shitload of water, in the dark

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
I hope everyone will be ok :(

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
what exactly is the expected fallout of the dam break?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



this is the best thread

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
http://i.imgur.com/2CAbyfK.gifv

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i.e. is there a "this part of california gonna be all hosed up" map yet?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I hope the Oroville denizens are comfortable in their FEMA camps.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPe-WY2eghY&t=657s

Another campaign promise met.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

That DICK! posted:

Hillary Clinton will be our president in 2021

Nah. She won't get the financial backing she needs. She's lost too badly, too many times.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Bip Roberts posted:

I hope the Oroville denizens are comfortable in their FEMA camps.

fema wont be able to hire new people to help staff the camp if they dont have them already lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcEXydy8zGM

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Hillary Clinton will communicate with Satan through the Pizza Cult and she will get the money

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Clinton isn't going to last 2 hours beyond declaring her run

All her allies are in retreat or are slapping heads while they get screamed at. The Democratic party as it was defined by people wanting to reach across the aisle to meet in the middle is now wholly dead

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

i.e. is there a "this part of california gonna be all hosed up" map yet?

follow the river down stream from the dam

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.4517849,-121.5483567,12z

depending on how much water gets out depends how hosed up it might be

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
I have no idea if this is accurate bc twitter...

https://twitter.com/TroyJBarnhart/status/830968773679030273

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
If Hillary's only running to give the nominee a quip like "yes, Mr. President, I too managed to get past Hillary Clinton"

Then yes it's a great idea

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Coatlicue posted:

I have no idea if this is accurate bc twitter...

https://twitter.com/TroyJBarnhart/status/830968773679030273

mulatto buttes

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
so why did muslims try to flood california?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

what exactly is the expected fallout of the dam break?

We don't know poo poo, because nobody sane allows a reservoir spillway to get a big ol' hole in it. Because that's so profoundly dumb. This is Flint, Michigan compressed into 2 days. And hopefully with a more optimistic outcome.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

im the suttle buttocks

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Majorian posted:

Nah. She won't get the financial backing she needs. She's lost too badly, too many times.

lol yes she lost badly by getting 3 million more votes than tromp. i wish she'd gently caress off too, but come on. trump won by sheer luck not, because most people wanted him to be president

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

this is the best thing in my life right now

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Schnorkles posted:

what exactly is the expected fallout of the dam break?

A lot of flooding and river rises, but no huge sudden wall of water

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Has anyone explained to the lusting for CA death MAGA crowd in the comments that this thing is going to kill/ruin primarily Trump voters?

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