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slouch
Mar 10, 2009


PDP-1 posted:

1) write baseless article about politician X preparing to run for president
2) everyone who loves/hates politician X clicks on links to your article
3) you sell ads and make money

Donald Trump is also going to run as a Democrat in 2020

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

you want water? fine



me on the roof of one of the sinking apartment buildings: loving finally, god my balls are like the fuckin' sahara

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
"I want to thank President Agent Orange" -- Busta Rhymes, the Grammys 2017

Von Sloneker fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Feb 13, 2017

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

Holy poo poo this is amazing. I need to link it to my Facebook, where can I get it, please?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A glacial lake created the entire geology of eastern Washington in like 500 years. Floods you would not believe

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Where can I buy some dam bait

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

this is my dwight song

my like ike song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8d86Kjl1dg&t=27s

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



why arent the seven chinese brothers available to swallow the lake

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Should've never had bass fest at the dam

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Right wingnuts bout to get real mad at A Tribe Called Quest

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

the DWR CRISIS ACTION REPORT

Feb. 11th

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830597171212804097

21 Hours Ago

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830669789349584897

10 Hours Ago

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830837277987213312

6 Hours ago

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830898986403762176

3 Hours Ago
https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/830940227908677633

I hope those "great pics" were worth it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Ivanka will run in 2020 against her father

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
https://twitter.com/jimmiller2/status/830973862569316352

https://twitter.com/DataCenterSoCal/status/830986555871236097

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

before I vomit, this is Trump's Katrina; this should be neat to see

anyway, off to barf

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i'm the cost effective solutio

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

so they said something was going to fail "within an hour", did it actually fail or what?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

Ivanka will run in 2020 against her father
Gonna be weird having a President who's had sex with another President.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





lmbwao WHAT IS THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE SOLUTUOB

guess we kniw wher operatuon rock cops came from

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
p sure thats an ad

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



triple sulk posted:

Ivanka will run in 2020 against her father

oh man just imagine how hard he'll be humping chairs during those debates as he tries to contain his lust for her

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Squizzle posted:

lmbwao WHAT IS THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE SOLUTUOB

guess we kniw wher operatuon rock cops came from
did you type that with your feet?

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Epic High Five posted:

This is madness, you can't *BE* a hole, a hole is an absence of something!

if you tear a hole into a net it actually ends up with less holes

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Gonna be weird having a President who's had sex with another President.

you forgot when ghwb talked about his relationship with reagan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxfaftD7KU

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

lmbwao WHAT IS THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE SOLUTUOB

guess we kniw wher operatuon rock cops came from

that news clip is pretty good too

"experts hope the water level will go down on it's own"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




logikv9 posted:

p sure thats an ad

for solutio servicio, an italian contracting corp

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

so much for the tolerant left

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

logikv9 posted:

p sure thats an ad

that's somehow more alarming

this emergency response meeting brought to you by costco

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

lmbwao WHAT IS THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE SOLUTUOB

guess we kniw wher operatuon rock cops came from

the msot cost enfentvie sollution is to let it happen and ignore it as per republican policy

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

triple sulk posted:

i'm the cost effective solutio

it's-a me, cost effective solutio

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

Prettz posted:

so they said something was going to fail "within an hour", did it actually fail or what?

Afaik there has not been a failure. Erosion was detected at base of spillway so they are letting out a level of water described as "manageable" to hopefully reduce the stress on the spillway and lower the water level in a semi controlled way. The erosion is not as bad as they first thought. But things are still developing so not sure how accurate reporting is...

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Prettz posted:

so they said something was going to fail "within an hour", did it actually fail or what?

nah

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Gonna be weird having a President who's had sex with another President.

(Chester Arthur and Grover Cleveland nervously glance around, not looking at each other)

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Coatlicue posted:

Afaik there has not been a failure. Erosion was detected at base of spillway so they are letting out a level of water described as "manageable" to hopefully reduce the stress on the spillway and lower the water level in a semi controlled way. The erosion is not as bad as they first thought. But things are still developing so nit sure how accurate reporting is...

these are the same dudes who were like "everything's fine no worries" 3 hours before an evacuation order, so

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

of all the things to make sure keep working, i'd think a dam would be pretty high on that list

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


bernie would have won

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

California was dry as gently caress and then they elected a loving load of Democrats to the state legislature and now not only is the drought over and the budget solid they're about to flood out a bunch of shitlord inland types.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

bernie would have won

the gently caress does that have to do with anything happening here

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

like this for once isn't a political thing, it's the department of water resources not knowing how water works

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



on the plus side, the current acting head of FEMA is a holdover from the baquack obamailure days instead of another heckuva-job brownie type

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