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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


I'm kinda surprised that they didn't mention that one of the more surprising things about Starship Troopers, in retrospect, is that it came out in 1997 and not post-9/11. Like, there was definitely a time in the '00s where I knew people who had just seen Starship Troopers and were convinced it was this really sharp commentary on the US's over-reaction to 9/11 and the lead-up to the war in Iraq. Then I'd show them when it was released and their minds were blown.

Of course, I'm not at all surprised to see the youtube comments filled with lovely Heinlein fanboys trying to talk about how the movie sucks because it wasn't like the book. The book was fascist dick-sucking bullshit. Heinlein was pretty terrible overall, and I have no idea what it is about his work that seems to draw a particular type of nerd who will defend it to the death.

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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Love Square. That's a much better description of it.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Whenever I see clips of Starship Troopers I'm always shocked at how well it holds up visually. The CGI has a certain verisimilitude that most big budget movies nowadays don't even try and aim for. CGI now is often colourful and flashy in a way that makes a film look and feel like a cartoon, while Troopers uses subtle, earthy tones for the bugs that land so much better for me.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Earth tones, people. Browns and beige.

But, yeah Starship Troopers holds up exceptionally well, it's definitely one of my all time favorite movies.

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

They should have brought up the score by Basil Poledouris (RIP). It's one of the best things about the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

Also Jay needs to switch shampoos because he can't stop scratching his scalp.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Andro Dunos posted:

They should have brought up the score by Basil Poledouris (RIP). It's one of the best things about the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

Also Jay needs to switch shampoos because he can't stop scratching his scalp.

That really drives home the fact he also did RoboCop.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Irradiation posted:

That really drives home the fact he also did RoboCop.

The shampoo thing? :confused:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
They didn't mention Clancy Brown at all :argh:, he was right in shot when they were talking about the great performances by the "adults" in the film.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



They didn't mention Busey's kid either

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Or that Sugar is the preacher on The Walking Dead now. Like as I'm typing this.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
I like how much of an idiot gently caress-up Rico is.

Flunks out of every class in school, is only really good at space football.
Thinks Carmen loves him, when she doesn't.
Joins the military for Carmen and 'gently caress you dad'.
Fucks up his space army man training and gets someone killed, gets flogged, Carmen breaks up with him via space email.
Gets dragged around the galaxy to fight a war that was seemingly false flag'd by his own government, never sees a problem with this.
Ignores the hot girl who likes him, continues to pine for Carmen.
Never, ever seems to display an original thought or even an unoriginal one.
Happens to survive through luck or happenstance or the sacrifice of others and gets promoted to lead his own platoon.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
wowza mike's double chin... ouch.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

LanceHunter posted:

Of course, I'm not at all surprised to see the youtube comments filled with lovely Heinlein fanboys trying to talk about how the movie sucks because it wasn't like the book. The book was fascist dick-sucking bullshit. Heinlein was pretty terrible overall, and I have no idea what it is about his work that seems to draw a particular type of nerd who will defend it to the death.

When I read the book I always assumed that he knew that the system of government of ST was awful as poo poo, but the people who benefit/are indoctrated the most into the system are the ones teaching the ethics classes and such, and therefore everyone thinks that it's alright, and every previous form of government was hellish and bad. I guess I read too much into it?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lmao at the people in the comments to this Re:View arguing that, hey, you know, that fascist quasi-meritocracy is not actually that bad in the movie when you think about it, you guys clearly didn't watch the film with an open mind.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Milky Moor posted:

Gets dragged around the galaxy to fight a war that was seemingly false flag'd by his own government, never sees a problem with this.


What's that now? I don't remember anything hinting that. Didn't we see the dang space jizz come out an alien butt and kill argentina?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Paladinus posted:

Lmao at the people in the comments to this Re:View arguing that, hey, you know, that fascist quasi-meritocracy is not actually that bad in the movie when you think about it, you guys clearly didn't watch the film with an open mind.

I saw Sargon of Akkad in the comments and remembered that RLM was kinda chummy with him, which sucks.

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

Krinkle posted:

What's that now? I don't remember anything hinting that. Didn't we see the dang space jizz come out an alien butt and kill argentina?

"Goddamn bugs whacked us, Johnny."

"I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!"

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I saw Starship Troopers opening night and the only thing I remember about it was that they showed this bombastic Yanni World Tour commercial before the movie and everyone booed and laughed.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Krinkle posted:

What's that now? I don't remember anything hinting that. Didn't we see the dang space jizz come out an alien butt and kill argentina?

Yeah, a bunch of people think Buenos Aires getting wiped out was a false flag to get the military society fully behind venturing out to fight the bugs, but there's nothing to indicate that in the film that I can remember.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Yea the asteroid was retaliation for the human's aggression/settlements, I don't think it was a false flag.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Two problems with this.

1. They shot an asteroid across the entire galaxy while seeming to lack any sort of space-based infrastructure. And, until Klendathu, the humans don't think the bugs were intelligent, just animals - so how did they knowingly send a rock to smash Earth?
2. Earth has a defense network that we see is very good at blowing up asteroids earlier in the film, and yet it failed to get this one.

Krinkle posted:

What's that now? I don't remember anything hinting that. Didn't we see the dang space jizz come out an alien butt and kill argentina?

No. The bug jizz blows up spaceships.

Apparently a Starship Troopers comic book or something explicitly states that it was a random asteroid.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Milky Moor posted:

2. Earth has a defense network that we see is very good at blowing up asteroids earlier in the film, and yet it failed to get this one.

Way to buy into the fascist propaganda.

We saw it blow up a test asteroid to look good on TV.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
They also thought (in the movie) that the giant blue, plasma balls that the bugs were shooting at them were harmless.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
I watched the Starship Troopers cartoon as a child and don't remember anything about it except it was narrated as a war journal I think? Also it was CG and probably looks terrible now

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

My favorite thing that isn't really touched on is how poo poo the Federation's tactics are. They send in ground troops en masse to get slaughtered, then only later after promoting a new sky marshall do they think to bomb the planet first with jets and send the infantry to clean up.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

WampaLord posted:

My favorite thing that isn't really touched on is how poo poo the Federation's tactics are. They send in ground troops en masse to get slaughtered, then only later after promoting a new sky marshall do they think to bomb the planet first with jets and send the infantry to clean up.

They think the bugs are just animals at that point which shoot harmless light into the air.

Of course, it isn't without historical precedent.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
anyways, mods please rename me Starship Truther

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
gently caress that, "Great Emu War" is a superior name.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

New Concept Hole posted:

I watched the Starship Troopers cartoon as a child and don't remember anything about it except it was narrated as a war journal I think? Also it was CG and probably looks terrible now

I recall it kept a couple of the characters (Jonny and Dizzy) but put them in the power armor of the book and they fought the skinnies (humanoid alien enemies) too.

They didn't drop nukes as casually as they did in the book, though.

I love the Verhoven movie especially how wrong people get it sometimes. So many people thought it was a straight up love letter to fascism.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

starkebn posted:

They didn't mention Clancy Brown at all :argh:, he was right in shot when they were talking about the great performances by the "adults" in the film.
I think this is the one thing Clancy and Ironside are in together other than Justice League Unlimited

Also surprised they didn't bring up Gary Busey's son as one of the side characters in this movie.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Jake Busey was also great in Contact, a movie I love because I'm a huge cheeseball.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

New Concept Hole posted:

I watched the Starship Troopers cartoon as a child and don't remember anything about it except it was narrated as a war journal I think? Also it was CG and probably looks terrible now

Roughnecks! The CGI isn't great nowadays but for 1998 it was top quality, and it still has some pretty impressive shots in it. The show itself is more monster/mission of the week stuff but it is structured ad you said out of Private Higgins war correspondence videos. It has a bit of a tonal issue where it isn't sure of its target audience at times. You get mixed scenes of bug carnage and mind rape next to episodes with guys saying "really deep doodoo" and Dizzy screaming yahoo like a four year old on a child Rollercoaster. Got better about it towards the end though.

I think what makes Paul Verhoeven films stand out to this day is the lighting and cinematography. All of his films are very stark looking, with extremely bright but even lighting or extremely dark and dynamic shadows. And the man has a very deliberate arm when filming action, with lots of steady pans or long shots where the camera barely moves. It doesn't matter that the camera doesn't move though because the shot composition is already so good everything you need to see is onscreen.

And the war was absolutely a false flag. The only thing more ludicrous than the bugs hurling a rock across the galaxy and hitting earth is the Roger Young managing to get scraped by it first. And of course the ship's conning tower gets taken out, so they can't get word back to earth, but they somehow can tell that it came from the arachnid quarantine zone. The only reason Carmen even saw the asteroid is because she'd shaved distance off of her trajectory. Even barring their FTL technology, the federation would have ample time to intercept and destroy a rock traveling at sublight speed, without the Roger Young getting hit as well.

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Feb 13, 2017

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

priznat posted:

I recall it kept a couple of the characters (Jonny and Dizzy) but put them in the power armor of the book and they fought the skinnies (humanoid alien enemies) too.

They didn't drop nukes as casually as they did in the book, though.

I love the Verhoven movie especially how wrong people get it sometimes. So many people thought it was a straight up love letter to fascism.

I like Starship Troopers, but I will say it's impossible to make an ironically fascist movie in the same way it's impossible to make ironic pornography. Fascism is inherently sexy.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Did you miss the coed shower scene and dizzy and Rico boning because holy poo poo naked mid-90s Dina Meyer?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The "would you like to know more?" segments were to bash people over the head with "SATIRE!" because the rest of the movie may have been too subtle, but even then..

Verhoven is a character, apparently he directed the shower scene in the nude (and was the first one to get nude) because he's dutch and doesn't give a gently caress about nudity.

It's funny too because at the time when it came out I was :swoon: about Denise Richards but now, Dina Meyer all the way.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


those Hugo Boss uniforms, man

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

priznat posted:

The "would you like to know more?" segments were to bash people over the head with "SATIRE!" because the rest of the movie may have been too subtle, but even then..

Verhoven is a character, apparently he directed the shower scene in the nude (and was the first one to get nude) because he's dutch and doesn't give a gently caress about nudity.

It's funny too because at the time when it came out I was :swoon: about Denise Richards but now, Dina Meyer all the way.

I heard it was at the request of everyone in the scene that they'd do the coed shower scene only if Verhoven was naked too.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

FuturePastNow posted:

those Hugo Boss uniforms, man

Hugo Boss didn't design the WWII German army uniforms.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

KakerMix posted:

I heard it was at the request of everyone in the scene that they'd do the coed shower scene only if Verhoven was naked too.

Hah, only fair. That could very well be, although it doesn't play into my stereotype of northern european old dudes just use any excuse to get butt rear end naked as well.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Randarkman posted:

Hugo Boss didn't design the WWII German army uniforms.

Since when?

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