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Violet_Sky posted:I went to Burger King and thought I ordered a veggie burger. Turns out no meat literally meant no patty at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQo_sLf9s-8
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:22 |
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Off topic, but why do you have that custom title? And if the LP was good please link it!
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 21:46 |
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treiz01 posted:Off topic, but why do you have that custom title? And if the LP was good please link it! It wasn't an LP, I mentioned it in the PYF Little Things in Games thread. I have done a few LPs though of Haunted Mansion, which is on the archive here - http://lparchive.org/Haunted-Mansion/ and a Dog's Life LP that hasn't been archived yet but it's pending.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:13 |
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Today my girlfriend, the mother of my 3 year old son, told me she's been loving a coworker for the last two months and she wants to break up.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 22:59 |
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Biplane posted:Today my girlfriend, the mother of my 3 year old son, told me she's been loving a coworker for the last two months and she wants to break up.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 19:40 |
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Man if only it was some elaborate internet joke.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 00:09 |
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I went to drop one roommate off for surgery, and when I came back another roommate had half my stuff in the living room blocking the door. He was halfway through trying to steal my room. I amazed myself by not kicking his rear end. I did get my room back but gently caress that guy he doesn't even pay rent.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:26 |
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Biplane posted:Man if only it was some elaborate internet joke. I spent ages trying to think of either a funny joke or an appropriate level of sympathy and came up short on both. lovely business mate, genuinely hope you're alright.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:32 |
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Scathach posted:another roommate had half my stuff in the living room blocking the door (...) he was halfway through trying to steal my room (...) gently caress that guy he doesn't even pay rent. What on EARTH Do you live on some sort of dystopian outer space planet-mining ship
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:42 |
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Scathach posted:I went to drop one roommate off for surgery, and when I came back another roommate had half my stuff in the living room blocking the door. He was halfway through trying to steal my room. I amazed myself by not kicking his rear end. I did get my room back but gently caress that guy he doesn't even pay rent. So like, what WAS his thought process here? That you just wouldn't notice or mind? So I've been off work since Monday and jesus am I bored as gently caress. I already hurt my back sitting in my computer chair for too long. I have read a book, watched a season of Angel on Netflix, and yesterday my girlfriend taught me how to crochet. Today my grandmother is in the hospital again and she has completely borked her spine from the last few falls she has had. My mother is worried that she won't make it back out of the hospital, she was already so frail and the more time she spends in bed the weaker she will be. Also she has some kind of infection so we had to put on masks, gowns and gloves before we could even go in the room.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:24 |
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I found out yesterday that my boyfriend was assaulted and has a broken back and I haven't been able to see him yet because of my school/work schedule. And my creepy as gently caress manager thought it was somehow appropriate to hit on me after hearing about it. Fun day.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:30 |
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Scathach posted:I went to drop one roommate off for surgery, and when I came back another roommate had half my stuff in the living room blocking the door. He was halfway through trying to steal my room. I amazed myself by not kicking his rear end. I did get my room back but gently caress that guy he doesn't even pay rent. Come on you have to have give a full write up on this.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 22:16 |
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Pharnakes posted:Come on you have to have give a full write up on this. I will once the weekend is over and poo poo has been dealt with. I'm pretty sure he thought he could barricade the front door with the mattresses. Lots of drugs in his thought process.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 22:32 |
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I had to reschedule a little mini Valentine's day vacation with my wife for like a month from now because I am currently sick as hell and our weekends are really full.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 22:34 |
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It was my dad's last day at the job we both have and our garbage supervisor (who, thankfully, is also leaving) refused to put us on the same crew.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 22:57 |
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The large pipe just disconnected from my kitchen sink, so water just freefell all over the kitchen floor. I've contacted my landlord, so hopefully he'll be in touch in thje next few days to get this fixed, but tomorrow's plan is to go to the hardware store for a mop to get rid of the large amount of spilled water as I neglected to make sure I had one until now. Then, anything kitchen sink related can be done in the bathroom sink even though that'll be a pain.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 23:31 |
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It took me an hour to start up my dad's snowblower while he was away on vacation, and then I learned tonight that we're getting 1-2 feet of possibly wet snow in blizzard conditions tomorrow night in Maine. Mother nature doesn't want to let me sleep!
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 04:41 |
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I went to bed early last night because I knew that I would have a bitch commute into work today due to us getting approx. 30cm of snow. My mother randomly calls me and 11 and wakes me up because she was bored. AFter that, I managed to drift off....for 20 minutes and then my building fire alarm goes off, which causes me to bolt out of bed, shove my rabbit in a carrier and stand outside in the freezing cold snow while our local firefighters go through the entire building. Don't get back into my unit til 2am, running on too much adrenaline to sleep. Finally drifted off at 4, only to get up at 7:30 for work. I ended up being 20 minutes late still, and my boss gave me poo poo over it./
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 23:57 |
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I just got word that despite the schools I work at being happy and eager to have me on for another year, The Board of Education has decided not to renew my contract. This is a blow to both my ego and my sense of self worth. I have a meeting at the Elementary School on Monday to further clarify. So that should be fun. This is combined with the fact that I have been battling the combined forces of loneliness, depression, and ennui over the past few weeks. So, now my plan is to head home to Australia for my brothers wedding, (tickets already bought and time off already granted), from April 5-12, come back to Korea to teach for 2 weeks and then head home again on the 27th when my contract finishes. To live with my parents, as an unemployed 39 year old, and go through the exhausting process of getting my papers in order and applying for work.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:58 |
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e: cat found and i shouldn't whine about her
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InediblePenguin posted:a tree fell through the roof of my bedroom at 4 am. We went to the inlaws' place and my lovely racist mother in law who already didn't like me the first time we met loving let my cat out of his carrier in an unsupervised shed and now he's gone and I can't find him and I don't know what to do
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 17:31 |
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CAT IS FOUND
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:36 |
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I ate too fast so I could finally lay down and sleep but now I think I might p puke and I'm still exhausted. Also it's literally 80 degrees in my room right now and I started crying for no reason while talking to my family and now they are Concerned.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 01:28 |
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Flood warnings and jury duty summons.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 01:17 |
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Some rear end in a top hat who got me a job at a frozen yogurt store that I was laid off from years ago after half a year of work sent me a message today asking if i wanted to go back part time. I have a real and secure career style job now. I'm cheesed off that anybody would think I'd go back to that level of work and pay. I'm mad that l compulsively lied about every aspect of my current job to make the career reversal seem unlikely. I'm pissed i won't get the outrageous pay($24/hr and PTO) and bonuses/perks that I am already asking for should they want to interview($100 up front) and/or rehire($500 bonus) me.
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# ? Feb 25, 2017 22:55 |
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I hosed my back again and I'm only pain-free while sitting or lying down, which leads me to believe I can get up and do stuff, but when I do HERE COMES THE PAIN AGAIN. And I'm trying to stay off drugs but I do pop ibuprofen a few times a day. I have a cortisone shot scheduled for two weeks but I can't keep treating this with meds, I need a real solution and not just a band-aid.
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# ? Mar 2, 2017 04:22 |
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heavy with child, I snuck out to the stables to see my beloved, Jareth, the one good soul in my wretched existence, but upon reaching them a frightful sight awaited me: Jareth hanging from the rafters and the terrible King, my husband, laughing madly as the guards seized me and dragged me to the Tower of Solitude
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 11:18 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:heavy with child, I snuck out to the stables to see my beloved, Jareth, the one good soul in my wretched existence, but upon reaching them a frightful sight awaited me: Jareth hanging from the rafters and the terrible King, my husband, laughing madly as the guards seized me and dragged me to the Tower of Solitude goondolences
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# ? Mar 3, 2017 11:44 |
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had to go to the ER at 6 am yesterday because i couldn't breathe; turns out it's pneumonia and also i'm apparetly a completely nonfunctional loving idiot who can't read and breathe at the same time because i had to sit there on a nebulizer for a full hour and i got incredibly bored but if i tried to read on my phone it would make my oxygen saturation drop and "i'm a ludicrous loving loser who can't breathe and read at the same time" is really the only explanation for that which i can come up with. if i'm this bad at basic body functions i probably should've stayed home and let natural selection do its work tbqh
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 06:05 |
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I'm proofreading a Bachelor's thesis for a friend of a friend right now: the subject is something I'm mostly unfamiliar with (colour correction in DaVinci Resolve and Baselight, and I'm a historian with only a passing familiarity with Resolve), the English it's written in is a broken mess (like yeah, the author grew up in rural Lower Austria, but otoh she spent like a year in California) and the thesis is altogether pretty bad. Proofreading stuff like this is no fun. At least I get some money out of that.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:45 |
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I've been having fun, putting on Trash Tv in the background while I work on stuff and saw a link to Jenny Jones, "KIDS INFLUENCED BY MARYLIN MANSON!!!" (I remember the days when he was so scary). So I thought, cool, I'm out of American trash tv episodes to watch and Jeremy Kyle gets boring so let's watch some 90s trash tv. That Marylin Manson episode was and the following one, "kids change from prep to goth" were fine because she was really nice to them and put them in a good light. Then came the next episode. A clearly anorexic and/or bulemic 15 year old wearing something disgustingly skimpy in heavy makeup. I don't care if this show is fake or not, this girl CLEARLY has an eating disorder (I am former anorexic so I know what it looks like) but instead of getting her help (Wilkos would drag that girl to a rehab), they just let her mom shake her rear end and tell the girl what to say. "I'm gonna be a stripper and get a boob job" while she looks scared. As I said in the other thread, blow up the 90s with a bomb. Fake edit, As far as I know Maury was never this bad, it's been the same DNA garbage and making goth teens look like Nick Carter or Justin Timberlake or whatever. Real edit: now there's a 50 year old guy who the girl CLEARLY knows the 15yo intimately (not necessarily sex, but also not just "hey what's up kid down the block just passin by" or whatever casual conversation ) in real life it's Him being like--what he's literally saying, what her mom is insinuating, is, "yeah I'm gonna be this (15yo) girls boyfriend, especially in a sexual manner." Ughhhhjjjjjj They had no problem with this? They just let them go home? Yeah a lot of stuff of this is fake or exaggerated or scripted but there are a certain things you can't fake--facial expressions, body language, words used, etc. ugh. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 21:56 on Mar 8, 2017 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I've been having fun, putting on Trash Tv in the background while I work on stuff and saw a link to Jenny Jones, "KIDS INFLUENCED BY MARYLIN MANSON!!!" (I remember the days when he was so scary). So I thought, cool, I'm out of American trash tv episodes to watch and Jeremy Kyle gets boring so let's watch some 90s trash tv. That Marylin Manson episode was and the following one, "kids change from prep to goth" were fine because she was really nice to them and put them in a good light. Then came the next episode. A clearly anorexic and/or bulemic 15 year old wearing something disgustingly skimpy in heavy makeup. I don't care if this show is fake or not, this girl CLEARLY has an eating disorder (I am former anorexic so I know what it looks like) but instead of getting her help (Wilkos would drag that girl to a rehab), they just let her mom shake her rear end and tell the girl what to say. "I'm gonna be a stripper and get a boob job" while she looks scared. cash me ousside how bout dat
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:38 |
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I should take this to d&d sorry. It just ruined my day completely. Is there a nuke bomb smilie?
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 21:57 |
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- I have a mild hangover. Not debilitating, just a tender stomach that won't stop reminding me that it's tender. - I went to the store to pick up a windbreaker/spring coat, but couldn't find anything that I felt would be Just Right in terms of not either doing gently caress-all or being too warm. - There's a bunch of stuff on clearance (70-90% off), but the vast majority of it was either stuff I wouldn't wear, too small (S), or too big (XL+). - I'm tired, mostly because of the first one.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:05 |
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The kids across the street have a mother who is somehow stereotypically overbearing and protective and yet doesn't seem to give a poo poo that her kids' response to a car driving down the street is "continue riding bikes/scooters in circles on the street" and not "get the gently caress out of the way until the car is past" It happens pretty often but today was extra annoying - I literally came to a complete stop as they biked down the dead center of the road, and one of the kids actually swerved into my car and almost fell into it. They're too young for me to think it's malicious, but god loving forbid I honk or say something to them, I can only imagine the righteous shitstorm of bile that would spew out of that lady's mouth if I dared tell their kids to be careful around cars on the road or something. I swear I'm not a 70-year-old man.
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# ? Mar 8, 2017 23:11 |
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MisterBibs posted:- I have a mild hangover. Not debilitating, just a tender stomach that won't stop reminding me that it's tender. Eat something mild like a hot dog to settle your stomach. Kelp Me! posted:The kids across the street have a mother who is somehow stereotypically overbearing and protective and yet doesn't seem to give a poo poo that her kids' response to a car driving down the street is "continue riding bikes/scooters in circles on the street" and not "get the gently caress out of the way until the car is past" Honk at the turds in the street you silly beta bitch. That is what the big button in the center of your steering wheel is for. How in gently caress's name can someone be so afraid of confrontation that they don't dare honk their horn at kids playing in the street?!
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:03 |
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My lungs hurt so much from coughing nonstop for 3 days. I've come so close to throwing up from the force of coughing too. I also need to eat but I have zero appetite and feel nauseous. I wish I could be put in a coma. Edit: scratch that; I did throw up. SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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food court bailiff posted:Eat something mild like a hot dog to settle your stomach. I am super beta but also I really don't feel like being that rear end in a top hat in the neighborhood who honks at children playing in the street I thought this was a complaining and whining safe space
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# ? Mar 9, 2017 00:24 |
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Kelp Me! posted:I am super beta but also I really don't feel like being that rear end in a top hat in the neighborhood who honks at children playing in the street The rear end in a top hat is the parent who never taught their kids about safety around cars. I'm being harsh but seriously, don't be ashamed of using your horn. You don't have to lay into it or anything, just beep at them and (hopefully) they'll get the point. Even on a dead-end street kids need to understand that it's not a playground - all it takes is one lost idiot driving too fast and little Jimmy is a pancake. E: And I know I sound like an old dude, and I am, but I'm an old dude who had a friend in elementary school get his leg busted up because he was playing in the street like a goddamn idiot.
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Picnic Princess posted:My lungs hurt so much from coughing nonstop for 3 days. I've come so close to throwing up from the force of coughing too. I also need to eat but I have zero appetite and feel nauseous. I wish I could be put in a coma.
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