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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
:lol: what a lame, nothing segment.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Oh Rovert Oh Rovert
When you post your own tweets
I get a tingle in my vagina
And I wanna take you between the sheets

You are the greatest person
Love me, not some harlot
I'll even wear a blonde wig when you gently caress me
and you can call me Charlotte

And when you give us the scoops
Please give the scoops to my rear end
Pretend my anus is Dave Meltzer
And give it some much needed sass.

The End

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

bartok posted:

Common was pretty cool too.

OH! That's who that was. Completely agree.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

You ever see Overwatch fanart of Hanzo where the artist loving taps out and just writes "dragon" where his tattoo is?

The fucks an overwatch? :v:

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
RAW reminding us that they've been driving this funny Jericho bit into the ground for literally 6 months

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I am no booker but I don't think it's a good idea to make your tag team champs look like impotent chumps in order to make a guy no one likes seem tough.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
this is bad

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Bill Goldberg posted:

roman
reigns
the guy who can never lose

roman
reigns
is ready to take a snooze

now that's poetry

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So this is going to be a piece of poo poo raw right?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Roman should have to fight Joe or Seth until one one of them puts him on the shelf.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

fart blood are you Bob Dylan

it's okay, we'll keep your secret

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
I watched wrestling last night and found it entertaining.

I started watching wrestling tonight and I think it's time to stop watching. This is not good.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

CobiWann posted:

Ruby Rose was great. I love how the movies handled the subtitles.

Hell yeah on the John Wick 2 love, I was incredibly impressed, loved it more than the first one. Such a great cool flick. Almost seemed like a crime how cool it was.

I loved it when Mauro said John Cena was gonna "go John Wick!" at Elimination Chamber.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I am no booker but I don't think it's a good idea to make your tag team champs look like impotent chumps in order to make a guy no one likes seem tough.

If he looks tougher they'll eventually like him, you'll see!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
is this ice cube bit a seperate commercial or a segment

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

Lol Roman goes over. I'm so sick of hearing Cole say superman punch
you could honestly replace him calling a reigns match with the dj 3000 from bart gets an elephant.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

SatansOnion posted:

fart blood are you Bob Dylan

it's okay, we'll keep your secret

I am not, I'm just a talented guy who is very funny and well liked.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

If he looks tougher they'll eventually like him, you'll see!

Remind me when we start liking Cena again? Cause this sounds exactly what WWE is doing.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Bow wow

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Please, please tell me I didn't miss the Festival of Friendship.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I'm speeding up drinking because I know I'm gonna see Roman again before night's end.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jiro posted:

Remind me when we start liking Cena again? Cause this sounds exactly what WWE is doing.

when he became an incredibly good wrestler, was in the midcard, put people over, and was allowed to lose

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
new day save us

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
At least im going ro watch Razor this saturday.

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006

TheKingslayer posted:

I'm speeding up drinking because I know I'm gonna see Roman again before night's end.

Yes, I'm celebrating too!

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

Please, please tell me I didn't miss the Festival of Friendship.

The Festival is later, but there's a New Day segment to get you in the right mood :dance:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
The humiliation is complete

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i just turned on RAW against my better judgment, is it gonna be good?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Holy poo poo Bo Dallas on Raw again with a turrible beard. :stare:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'm not watching the show! I'm at work :)

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Remember Bo's push?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bo looks like poo poo

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I miss funny Bo

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

what the hell is that on bo's face

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

That DICK! posted:

I'm not watching the show! I'm at work :)

Michael Cole just humiliated Xavier Woods on national TV

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Food Court Druid posted:

I miss funny Bo

put the social outcasts back together, rhyno can replace adam rose

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
so much depends
upon

a roman
reigns

wrestles with shameful
muscles

in front of silent
fans

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
I bo-lieve I should be doing something better with my time

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

dromal phrenia posted:

i just turned on RAW against my better judgment, is it gonna be good?

Does Brock poo poo in the woods?

(I DVR Raw and skip half of it so I love it)

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Punished Bo.

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