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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

haveblue posted:

Well, for one thing, they could use the proper expansion of "BFG". It was going to be rated R for gore anyway, why hold back on the fanservice.

Because kids, I guess

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
It's not a proper Hollywood "movie" but the Street Fighter 2 cartoon movie was actually pretty good. It featured every character from the game in some sort of way, though it focused heavily on Ryu, Ken, Guile, Chun Li and M. Bison.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Just pretend Westworld is about a video game instead of a theme park.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

homeless snail posted:

Just pretend Westworld is about a video game instead of a theme park.

It's basically about an MMO.

acksplode
May 17, 2004



Snak posted:

It's basically about an MMO.

Or a really really big Hitman map.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Doom is one great scene with a while lot of dull nothing surrounding it.

I will admit that I was unreasonably annoyed that they made the enemies not demons

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.
So Dragon Quest builders is pretty loving neat.

I quite like the whole minecraft with a purpose thing it has going on.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

For Honor dominion is no more moba than bf conquest.

This is totally wrong and only makes sense if you don't understand how dominion works.

You don't level up and unlock ultimates in bf conquest. You don't have 3 lanes. You don't have npc mooks.

Its not exactly a MOBA but its definitely moba-like more so than poo poo like battlefield. Comeon.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


glam rock hamhock posted:

Doom is one great scene with a while lot of dull nothing surrounding it.

I will admit that I was unreasonably annoyed that they made the enemies not demons

Yeah what were they? Aliens or something? Plus it looked nothing like Doom.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

zenintrude posted:

Silent Hill is probably closest in look and feel.

Yeah SH was the only game->movie that remotely felt similar to the game. Even though they combined the story of SH 1&2 into an amalgamation and made up other poo poo, it at least had the right look and tone.

Most game movies are nothing like the games.

I heard Assassin's Creed was pretty forgettable?

They've got a Castlevania TV show coming up, that they're claiming is going to be the first proper game to film adaptation. We'll see... we'll see.

veni veni veni posted:

Yeah what were they? Aliens or something? Plus it looked nothing like Doom.

They were zombies pretty much, suuuuuper generic horror movie mutant zombies. It wasn't proper doom demons at all.

It was space zombies though so yeah, pretty much aliens.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Silent Hill was about 3/4ths of a good Silent Hill movie and then descended into a total mess for the endgame.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
iirc the thing in doom was a corporate super virus so pretty much resident evil. Like it's not a deal breaker but Demons from hell are so much cooler and less common

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
All I can remember from the 2nd movie is Heather screaming nonstop at everything and also the dumbest final action sequence ever.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Looking at the Doom movie now some of the monsters were surprisingly true to Doom 3. Too bad Doom isn't a about a whole squad of guys and it excessive amounts of the color blue.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Silent Hill opened with a little girl flailing and screaming SILENT HILL SILENT HILL and I knew I was in for something bad.

Nice camera angles from the games tho.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Even though Silent Hill sort of looked the part I thought even at it's best it completely lacked the subtlety that made Silent Hill scary and cool. Even back then I didn't feel like the people that made it got Silent Hill. Even before it gets really loving bad.

I'd actually say there isn't single good movie ever based on a game except SMB which is only good because it's completely insane.

acksplode
May 17, 2004



The Silent Hill movie really did nail the look of the town and the monsters, I remember looking at production shots and salivating. Also the Pyramid Head redesign was great. Homecoming was smart to steal it. Shame about the screenplay though.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

veni veni veni posted:

I'd actually say there isn't single good movie ever based on a game except SMB which is only good because it's completely insane.
Finally someone agrees with me!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Zaphod42 posted:

This is totally wrong and only makes sense if you don't understand how dominion works.

You don't level up and unlock ultimates in bf conquest. You don't have 3 lanes. You don't have npc mooks.

Its not exactly a MOBA but its definitely moba-like more so than poo poo like battlefield. Comeon.

I guess it's more that I don't understand what mobas are. Closest thing to playing one was about 30 minutes of Battleborn.

All I know is I just kill dudes and don't let them keep points and we win.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


A moba is basically competitive tower defense but you have direct control over a single hero and indirect control over other stuff. It's one of those things like roguelites that a bunch of games are drawing from and adding elements of into games these days. A lot of people don't like them.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I think Silent Hill's main drawback is that it tries to tell a story that the games tell in 10-20 hours in 1.5. Usually the stupid bits are such a small part that it feels more forgivable but the movie had to be plot beat after plot beat and they also had no smooth way of getting the big plot stuff explained

Still, at least it's not the sequel which is literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

veni veni veni posted:

A moba is basically competitive tower defense but you have direct control over a single hero and indirect control over other stuff. It's one of those things like roguelites that a bunch of games are drawing from and adding elements of into games these days. A lot of people don't like them.

Its a competitive team RPG where you balance map control with leveling up (from scratch each round). You can join forces but you also want to control all the resources so you generally have to spread out.

Games like DOTA and LOL are really clones of each other. Smite is a bit different in the combat, but still follows the formula to a T. For Honor is less like DOTA than Smite is, but its still very much like DOTA and more so than say, Battlefield or anything else with just generic team competitive control points.

The only thing For Honor is really lacking from DOTA is an item shop.

The combat in For Honor is nothing like a standard MOBA (which are built in RTS setting) but Smite is a 3rd person action game too, and its a very strict MOBA. For Honor's combat is more like a fighting game and deeper than Smite's by a lot, but the framework of the Dominion mode is pretty MOBA.

And I expect that higher levels of competitive Dominion are going to very much have MOBA team tactics. But at low skill match play with randoms, you can just play control points and it works okay.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
This graphic explains the subtle poo poo in Dominion if you're curious:

https://imgur.com/a/nKH4x

Its really big so I'm just gonna link it and not embed it.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


They are making a trilogy of Tetris movies. I'm sure that will be good.

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?

glam rock hamhock posted:

I think Silent Hill's main drawback is that it tries to tell a story that the games tell in 10-20 hours in 1.5. Usually the stupid bits are such a small part that it feels more forgivable but the movie had to be plot beat after plot beat and they also had no smooth way of getting the big plot stuff explained

Still, at least it's not the sequel which is literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen

It also uses the monsters and symbolism of 2 when it is doing the plot of 1, sort of. Why are James inner fetish monsters stopping a parent from finding their daughter?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

veni veni veni posted:

They are making a trilogy of Tetris movies. I'm sure that will be good.

what

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

veni veni veni posted:

They are making a trilogy of Tetris movies. I'm sure that will be good.

They'll make one, it'll flop, other two will never come.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Probably but I still find the fact that they are planning it as a trilogy pretty funny.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

They can only make three movies. If they make a fourth it'll obliterate the whole franchise.

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

They killed the Friday the 13th movie this year because a movie with an already poo poo sequel got another one that flopped(Rings). This annoys me. :mad:

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Silent Hill the movie has one of the subtlest, coolest things ever (that deserved to be in a better film)

Rose's clothes start out almost white, and as they get bloodier and dirtier they actually change her outfit out to become darker and also redder until the end when she's all in red.

Early


Getting redder/darker





Late

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

Silent Hill is a good video game movie. I like it way more than any of the games and you get most of the good stuff.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Obsurveyor posted:

Silent Hill is a good video game movie. I like it way more than any of the games and you get most of the good stuff.

It doesn't get bogged down in exploring corcumcision.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

exploded mummy posted:

It doesn't get bogged down in exploring corcumcision.

I'm not sure how else you interpret the subtext of that part where the girl gets her skin ripped off. Clearly pyramidhead is trying to make women feel the pain men go through

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

exploded mummy posted:

It doesn't get bogged down in exploring corcumcision.

:discourse:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


It really really sucks that Sony has never implemented some way to upgrade to a season pass once you have already bought a piece of DLC. How is this not a thing?

That, and gifting. Like, what the gently caress?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
The problem with silent hill is that the climax of the film is an exposion dump.

Silent Hill is a movie that gets worse every time I watch it. I've seen it probably 5 times and have no desire to ever watch it again. I'm sure I will though, somehow.

acksplode
May 17, 2004



Yeah the movie is mediocre-bordering-on-good up until that exposition dump, which vaults it straight into bad. Doesn't help that the exposition getting dumped on you is the same town-sacrifices-scapegoat-child-who-then-curses-town plot that so many horror movies have. It's this weird curse of the series that its central lore is pretty boring and the games are at their best when they ignore it. It would've been cool if the films became an anthology series that used the supernatural town as a launching point to tell other stories, like SH2.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


i thought the silent hill movie was more or less fine but i also thought that the way the movie basically devolves into torture porn towards the end shows that they either didnt get the initial appeal or they were worried audience goers would need the torture porn to be satisfied, like they needed sean bean there for some reason. i wish that whoever had been put in charge of making a silent hill movie was someone who desperately wanted to make a modern version of jacobs ladder, as that seems ripe for the opportunity but they didnt so whatever.

sidebar but my time budget just isnt what it used to be anymore and i want to buy nioh, nier automata, and torment and i know i will have at most the time to finish two of these. its gonna be for my birthday so i refuse to be practical, which games will be the best for my limited available time, goons

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Nioh is really good and out now

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