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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Is Sami back-up Seth Rollins while he's injured? Is he gonna feud with Joe?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sami/Joe is gonna rule

RacistGuidingLight posted:

They should New Jack Joe's theme for his rear end whoopings.

:agreed:

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Put some respek on my name

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

RacistGuidingLight posted:

They should New Jack Joe's theme for his rear end whoopings.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dango Bango posted:

You mean cut it?

:manning:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Whoa a feud between the best face and the best heel on the show? Neat!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rusev watching from the ring thinking,"Wow this Joe guy must be a big fan of mine he beat up Sami to avenge me :shobon:"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Sami and Joe had some good-rear end matches in NXT, I'm down for more.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I hope Wrestlemania has a dog collar match between Sami Zayn, Roman Reigns, and Baron Corbin

leekster
Jun 20, 2013
Inspired by the Cena poem earlier here is my attempt:

In the dark reaches
Of denimed breeches
Waits an rear end
His time is now
But its time will come
And it will ascend
As does the early morning sun
And when we behold the rear end in a top hat shuffle
No attitude adjustment could muffle
Our Aeonian cheer
The people's caboose is here

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
From the side the newer WWE logo looks like two lightning bolts which makes me think Triple HHH probably designed it.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I can work with Zayn/Joe. I'm just happy they're actually using Zayn, really.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A good segment. Keep HHH and Stephanie the gently caress out of this and it will be good.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

I hope Wrestlemania has a dog collar match between Sami Zayn, Roman Reigns, and Baron Corbin

That sounds like a really good match and I'd be excited to see it :)

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. rear end posted:

Put some respek on my name

You absolutely should, and when you do re-spec you should take some points out of "HUGE PIECE OF poo poo" and put them into Endurance, Intelligence and Willpower!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Bird man daddy Bbrrrrrrr. Put some 'spek on the man named Joseph.

bartok
May 10, 2006



With Seth Rollins injured that makes Sami Zayn the second biggest babyface on the RAW roster by default.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

reach42 posted:

What does the deceased wrestler El Generico have to do with Sami Zayn???
we're doing simpsons references now. try and keep up.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

HOLD UP PLAYA

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TEDDY loving LONG! :hellyeah:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



crazycarl posted:

Joe is dapper as hell

bartok
May 10, 2006



We better get Rick Rude in the HOF

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Teddy Long and his big suits. Looks like he buys off the rack in the UAE. Like he's The Godfather's son trying on daddy's clothes. Ridiculous.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
rip teddy long

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Ah. There is Tozawa.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Endless Mike posted:

I hope Wrestlemania has a dog collar match between Sami Zayn, Roman Reigns, and Baron Corbin

What- what's a dog collar match? A sex thing?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tozawa!

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Teddy Long and his big suits. Looks like he buys off the rack in the UAE. Like he's The Godfather's son trying on daddy's clothes. Ridiculous.

I agree with you that Teddy Long rules

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



my favorite teddy long story is when they brought him back for the brand split bit part, he told them he didn't have a debit card or bank account so they had to pay for his flight, hotel, and car

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I love Brian Kendrich :allears:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

There's a lot I don't regret missing from the years I stopped watching wrestling

but Teddy Long is not on that list

...playa

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

A whole bushel of bananas

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
My first time seeing a Tozawa match.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I love Tozawa but I also love that his extremely blatant ripoff music makes me feel like I'm watching 90s WCW again.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Blaise330 posted:

My first time seeing a Tozawa match.

get ready for the best german suplex you've ever seen

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Blaise330 posted:

My first time seeing a Tozawa match.

You're in for a treat! :dance:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
dragon gate

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

We better get Rick Rude in the HOF

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Ra-shi-dooooooooooooo

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Noice slap!

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

this tozawa fellow is quite the wrestler

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