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Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
the classics, like hasslehoff

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
It's impressive how quickly Raw has made me hate Enzo and Cass

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

VJeff posted:

Enzo dropped a mic.

Hey is it just me or do these two loving suck now.

That's what happens to comedy acts when they get micromanaged by WWE, yeah.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
marshmallows?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Why are Enzo and Cass so bad now?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Stale Saltines posted:

meme game on point

Enzo is the sweetest salt guy,

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Benne posted:

It's impressive how quickly Raw has made me hate Enzo and Cass

The way the WWE managed to run them into the ground while somehow simultaneously doing nothing with them is genuinely impressive

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DoctorGonzo posted:

Can we watch the festival of friendship again?

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Enzo you suck and are not as good as Cesaro.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

man i really don't think i'd be so negative about this whole show if it didn't start with stephanie every. loving. week

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
they need to be way fatter to be jersey boys who always talk about food, and gigantic fat enzo is something i didn't know the world needed

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

kidcoelacanth posted:

This is a war crime

So is Brock as champion in 2017. gently caress Brock. I hate him more than Roman Reigns.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This is loving garbage.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Goldberg posted:

marshmallows?

Swissmiss is a hot chocolate, and topped popularly with mellows.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

marsh bae

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"will enzo go for the swing"

i just realized how big of a pop someone would get for doing the swing to cesaro

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

HitTheTargets posted:

Remember when Jericho feuded with Enzo, so Kevin volunteered to be his bodyguard, and they instantly became better friends than E&C?

Everything reminds us of what we lost :(

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Man remember E&C's pop for their debut before they were ruined

Or replace E&C with Sami, Sasha, Becky, Bayley....

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
You know it's a booking thing too because in NXT those two went for self-deprecating a lot more often than they do, now it's all Rock-style promos and the material just isn't that good. Also "cuppa haters" isn't a great catchphrase, they already had one too, FFS.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

man i really don't think i'd be so negative about this whole show if it didn't start with stephanie every. loving. week

On the west coast i don't get home from work till 6 so Stephanie is already long gone by the time i start watching.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dias posted:

You know it's a booking thing too because in NXT those two went for self-deprecating a lot more often than they do, now it's all Rock-style promos and the material just isn't that good. Also "cuppa haters" isn't a great catchphrase, they already had one too, FFS.

Self deprecating is wheel spinning and gets tired faster than schtick does.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Enzo went from telling Devon he'd put his lazy eye back to work to making a bunch of swiss puns

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Friendship with KEVIN OWENS is over.

CESARO is my new best friend.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Please someone get Cesaro a new theme. please

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



It's really just an issue of Enzo shouldn't be cutting promos on a babyface like Cesaro. This is a very weird feud and basically wheel spinning.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

kidcoelacanth posted:

Please someone get Cesaro a new theme. please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXFvjqzP2E

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
the only fantasy booking i think i have left anymore is for kevin to go to smackdown and offer to be dolph's best friend

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Codependent Poster posted:

I think you're probably reading into it, and it's more likely that HHH told him something.

For narrative consistency HHH was fed up with Seth not living up to his expectations despite all the help he got him with Kane and J& J Security and he saw Owens repeating the same situations with Jericho constantly helping him. So if he still wanted to be The Authority's Guy drop Chris and prove you can do it on your own.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

kidcoelacanth posted:

Please someone get Cesaro a new theme. please

Then Tyson would be truly gone

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Self deprecating is wheel spinning and gets tired faster than schtick does.

I mean, at least it gave them a second gear, now they just make bad jokes about their opponents. It makes Enzo look less endearing and more of an rear end in a top hat, and seeing as they're still posed as faces...

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The gently caress was that Enzo

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3t39qyATE

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Stop putting Enzo in singles matches

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

wow, that was a terrible botch of absolutely nothing

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010
What the actual gently caress was that jump over the rope

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

WTF was that enzio

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Benne posted:

Stop putting Enzo in matches

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

There we go, this is the good poo poo that makes me feel better after watching my good friend Chris Jericho have his heart ripped out by his best friend Kevin Owens.

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reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Corey Graves was always right about Enzo

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