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bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Tonight: Vince McMahon's 2017 List of Good Blacks

Tomorrow: Linda McMahon joins the Trump Administration

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bartok
May 10, 2006



DeepDickPizza posted:

Seriously, google Claudette Colvin.

That was good episode of Drunk History

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

DeepDickPizza posted:

The woman who single-handedly started the civil rights movement???!?!?!

GTFO of here with this grade school level bullshit. How is this the only Black History segment they have? AAAAAGGGGHHHH.

They had the Teddy Long HOF video package.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

DoctorGonzo posted:

Except on ppv.

Also they seriously gave Charlotte the WOO? yIKES.

She's been wooing for awhile

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Dangerous Person posted:

Yes and also she was too dark skinned

my years of watching tv are vindicated because i learned a thing

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bill Goldberg posted:

rosa parks invented civil rights, and the boston crab

and then MLK powerslammed racism in the main event at Wrestlemania in front of 166 trillion Civil Rightsamaniacs, and thus was all bigotry ended once and for all, forever

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Intruder posted:

Also rich white men are perfectly capable of telling us what MLK would say if he were alive today

Well yeah, he would say "I love the WWE, and Roman Reigns is the strongest and best wrestler."

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

DoctorGonzo posted:

Rosa Parks started the civil movement and HHH killed WCW.

it's a shame that road dogg murdered alex wright with the canon on their jeep when DX invaded WCW and HHH beat up Haku, Scott Stiener, and all the cruiserweights at once

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I hope the WWE highlights the Memphis Sanitation Strike but racism was over at that point so w/e

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

my years of watching tv are vindicated because i learned a thing


Drunk History is an excellent show

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yay Bayley!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Alicia Fox, squinting visibly: "Nat Turner and approximately 55 fellow slaves and free black men forwent firearms in favor of knives and axes, not wanting to alert anyone of their rebellion, and killed as many as sixty white men women and children, sparing no one".

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

he also killed the civil rights movement retroactively when he buried booker t

someone post the gif

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I hope Evil Emma and Dana come out and lay them both out.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

SatansOnion posted:

and then MLK powerslammed racism in the main event at Wrestlemania in front of 166 trillion Civil Rightsamaniacs, and thus was all bigotry ended once and for all, forever

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I guess we should just be happy they're not doing Ben Carson segments

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

it's a shame that road dogg murdered alex wright with the canon on their jeep when DX invaded WCW and HHH beat up Haku, Scott Stiener, and all the cruiserweights at once

Also HHH is cooler than HBK!

:please loveme :(

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eltoasto posted:

I hope Evil Emma and Dana come out and lay them both out.

Wait what did Evil Emma return?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

Wait what did Evil Emma return?

No

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

I guess we should just be happy they're not doing Ben Carson segments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC9pjf3qkXs

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
rosa parks invented the peanut

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

byron saxton < dead air

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Naomi would have been a better Rosa Parks.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/831349362315759616

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I didn't know you could whitewash Black History Month. Welcome to Trump's WWE.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Alicia Fox, squinting visibly: "Nat Turner and approximately 55 fellow slaves and free black men forwent firearms in favor of knives and axes, not wanting to alert anyone of their rebellion, and killed as many as sixty white men women and children, sparing no one".

i'd be willing to trade cheering roman for wwe celebrating nat turner with complete video package

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Intruder posted:

Wait what did Evil Emma return?

Emma came out, said sorry for making us all wait 17 weeks, then said Emmalina was a dumb name and walked back off stage.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


ah jeez i can't stay mad at you kev

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

Emma came out, said sorry for making us all wait 17 weeks, then said Emmalina was a dumb name and walked back off stage.

Just to be perfectly clear, Evil Emma has NOT returned. Yet.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Emma came out, said sorry for making us all wait 17 weeks, then said Emmalina was a dumb name and walked back off stage.

It really wouldn't surprise me if that was her quitting.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HitTheTargets posted:

I didn't know you could whitewash Black History Month. Welcome to Trump's WWE.

They've been doing this poo poo for like 25 years by this point I'm pretty sure.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

god dammit.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I figured they'd stick a bunch of crap after that awesome jeriKO segment what's I miss

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Shima Honnou posted:

They've been doing this poo poo for like 25 years by this point I'm pretty sure.

https://twitter.com/hulkhogan/status/814651587037634560

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Tomorrow, Smackdown is going to do a Black History segment about how the FBI murdered Fred Hampton.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Bill Clinton is like Michael PS Hayes in that he's more black than Obama was, so I've been told.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Baeley sign.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

That DICK! posted:

I figured they'd stick a bunch of crap after that awesome jeriKO segment what's I miss

A bunch of crap

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Who knew that Hogan was an artiste?

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Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

DeepDickPizza posted:

Tomorrow, Smackdown is going to do a Black History segment about how the FBI murdered Fred Hampton.

next week, newly minted hall of famer teddy long reads a synopsis of django unchained

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