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bawk
Mar 31, 2013


"that's gold fringe on the flag, this is technically a maritime court and I don't abide b-"

*trump signs an EO making all courts maritime courts with normal US jurisprudence*

"FRICK"

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/830063725604401153

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



this is pretty cool, dunno where to put it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3l4XLZ59iw&t=95s

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Powaqoatse posted:

this is pretty cool, dunno where to put it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3l4XLZ59iw&t=95s

hfs

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:confused:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
hfs = holy fuckin' poo poo

because that is cool

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oh doy soz

i was like "hierarchical file system???"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/830280931059625988

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/post/157223468594/film-noir-scene-written-using-a-predictive-text

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

gently caress

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

:wow:

canis minor
May 4, 2011


As directed by John Carpenter


Why has this become protected?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

canis minor posted:

As directed by John Carpenter

more of a david lynch to me

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

canis minor posted:

As directed by John Carpenter


Why has this become protected?

Well, because the author of the source material mansplained to me that his repeated use of the word bitch is pure and okay and I (a woman) was wrong for objecting. Then he got probated and started writing to the bot for emotional support so it started to feel weird. Should probably just block him but didn't get around to it.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

Well, because the author of the source material mansplained to me that his repeated use of the word bitch is pure and okay and I (a woman) was wrong for objecting. Then he got probated and started writing to the bot for emotional support so it started to feel weird. Should probably just block him but didn't get around to it.

lol

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

WrenP-Complete posted:

Well, because the author of the source material mansplained to me that his repeated use of the word bitch is pure and okay and I (a woman) was wrong for objecting. Then he got probated and started writing to the bot for emotional support so it started to feel weird. Should probably just block him but didn't get around to it.

i love this terrible future

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Some times the comments on magicrealismbot are just as gold as the posts themselves.

https://twitter.com/WillWeaverRVA/status/831869528011395072

https://twitter.com/Geek_Pride/status/831663006262099968

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Feb 15, 2017

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/832228255835049984

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Ohhhh that's a tough one

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

mod saas posted:

i love this terrible future

okay i blocked eripsa and unprotected eripsabot. should be publicly viewable again.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer


:tviv:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


I like "a pack or wolves." :3:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/832613020824109056

lolwut

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

liberty prime

canis minor
May 4, 2011


It gained consciousness or Eripsa lost one. Can be both.

Either way they're discussing on the same level, and it's beautiful.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

canis minor posted:

Either way they're discussing on the same level, and it's beautiful.

`You figure the little computer pulled
him out of it? In that French hospital?'
`I figure Wintermute,' Case said.
She nodded.
`Thing is,' he said, `do you think he knows he was Corto,
before? I mean, he wasn't anybody in particular, by the time
he hit the ward, so maybe Wintermute just...'
`Yeah. Built him up from go. Yeah...' She turned and
they walked on. `It figures. You know, the guy doesn't have
any life going, in private. Not as far as I can tell.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/832705405469880321

hm

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
it makes way more sense way more often than the real eripsa does

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Sounds like Johnny 5 Aces might finally be getting CYBER HARD

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Captain Foo posted:

Sounds like Johnny 5 Aces might finally be getting CYBER HARD


Also, Eripsa apologized to me, so I unblocked him on eripsabot. They are reunited!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/834674342214639617

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/835127384491888641

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

already doing the first one, think i might like to switch it up for a bit

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

already doing the first one, think i might like to switch it up for a bit

:same:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



motherfuckin Same

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/835703305464512514

:madmax:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/835851935123189761

Actual irl burst of lols, thanks WYR

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
I wrote a lovely markov chain builder with lex and c++ and fed it a few pages of hunter s thompson quotes. Mostly garbage out, but some good ones:

quote:

i remember saying something unspeakable, full of milk, a main problem in cages .

quote:

my mind controls will be trampled .

quote:

sex is the ride that makes your enemies come screaming down to choose good beer .

quote:

don't bother me and die alone, die .

quote:

sex, drugs, alcohol, violence, or to live peacefully .

quote:

women are turning forty and on empty streets with dullards, bums, and fall down sized or governor or jesus freaks, just don't tell you have always been conned into debt on vague charges of mermaids .

quote:

sex is a personal relationships that has been allowed to help the future .

Hunter2 Thompson fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Mar 4, 2017

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Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
mixed together biggie and tupac lyrics into a corpus for my markov text program and got a few silly results:

please don't shoot up in the city of compton
smokin weed and benz's givin' ends to no man girlfriend
diamonds shinin' lookin' like you know what
no heat, wonder why not
condos in my belly
i stepped on my baby, baby
no need to hear biggie smalls, junior mafia, represent baby, baby uh i used to eat sardines for a bomb beat

... I know it's bad compared to the rest of the stuff here but it was fun to write my own generator

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