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quote:My wife cheated on me with a coworker. She broke it off, confessed, and asked for my forgiveness. I forgave her but I couldn't get over it so I left. quote:This friend of mine used to work at Bullfrog Games and there was a building anti-Peter Molyneux sentiment. After their games were gaining popularity it seemed like at every turn there was a new announcement or media release by Molyneux. This ended up with a fucktonne of work being dumped on staff in order to try and keep up with his ever increasing crazy visions.
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Not anonymous confession: I too would probably take a poo poo through Peter Molyneux's sunroof if in that position
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:51 |
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quote:I just loving love stealing. No, you don't love stealing. You are a compulsive thief. You convinced yourself that it's something you do voluntarily even though you know it's a lovely thing to do. Stop lying to yourself and fix whatever it is about you that's broken and makes you feel good from stealing.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:19 |
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"I'm not a drug addict, I just love drugs."
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:34 |
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The Management posted:Minister dumbass, time for a divorce and to quit the church you are so obviously disgusted with. Get a different job, sleep with women guilt-free, and deprogram your kids Photoshop her face onto an adult actress' body, then ask for the divorce. When she pulls the "YOU CAN'T LEAVE I WILL RUIN YOU" poo poo, whip the photo out. If such an upstanding Christian woman won't gently caress her husband but three times in six years, there's no way in hell she's gonna chance letting people think she was in adult films. Mutually Assured Destruction. It worked during the Cold War, right?
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:52 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Photoshop her face onto an adult actress' body, then ask for the divorce. When she pulls the "YOU CAN'T LEAVE I WILL RUIN YOU" poo poo, whip the photo out. If such an upstanding Christian woman won't gently caress her husband but three times in six years, there's no way in hell she's gonna chance letting people think she was in adult films. Probably the best way to handle it. Blackmail cancels out blackmail. Everybody knows that.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:55 |
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anita sarkeesian draws hentais of hh and the great deciever together or like kovaak or even chump like she draw many hentai of big gay horse orgies trust me i kno this hh admit to me too about it
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:56 |
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@ tbe library hh admit to me he in anita sarkeesians gay porn and he likes it
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 16:57 |
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Jumping on the "youth pastor, quit your job and then divorce your wife" bandwagon This is the problem with teaching kids that premarital sex is the worst thing on Earth, if you do it hard enough the mental blocks won't go away and they can't manage to have sex AFTER marriage either. The pictures leaking won't hurt much if you've already quit your job, but if A Scandal breaks out anyway you can just pull the "in my old life I sinned and strayed from God but in the LORD JESUS CHRIST I was born again" thing Christians always do. Cry in public about it. They'll eat it up.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 17:06 |
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Modelling for a gay magazine isn't a sin though. Nor is it shameful in any way
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 17:11 |
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Beige posted:Modelling for a gay magazine isn't a sin though. Nor is it shameful in any way Agree 100%, but you're not looking at this from the angle of hardcore, and it sounds like puritanical, Christianity. Luckily most of this jackasses also believe strongly in forgiveness and even if he came out and said he raped a baby, as long as he publicly asked God for forgiveness and promised to change no harm, no foul. They may have bastardized most of Jesus's other teachings but they truly believe in forgiveness fanatically.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 18:31 |
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If Josh Duggar could be forgiven with no consequences for molesting his sisters I'm sure a few nude pix will be a piece of cake to put in the past Again just cry in public
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 18:37 |
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He should be proactive, make a public, weeping admission of his sinful past, completely blindside his wife, and then engineer a divorce that makes her look like the unforgiving soul that couldn't deal with the revelation.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 18:45 |
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Eikre posted:He should be proactive, make a public, weeping admission of his sinful past, completely blindside his wife, and then engineer a divorce that makes her look like the unforgiving soul that couldn't deal with the revelation. Can't de-fang her this way, or she'll come up with something completely ridiculous and he'll be blindsided when she replaces her now-useless ammunition with accusations of rape and child molestation and whatever. M.A.D., bro. It's either that or say "gently caress it" and go live a life unshackled from a horrible marriage and an institution that seeks to punish you for basically everything
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 19:16 |
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loquacius posted:If Josh Duggar could be forgiven with no consequences for molesting his sisters I'm sure a few nude pix will be a piece of cake to put in the past Actually that depends on how many reality TV shows the confessor has starred in. Needs to be at least 1.5 for The Duggar Effect to occur
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 20:28 |
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loquacius posted:If Josh Duggar could be forgiven with no consequences for molesting his sisters I'm sure a few nude pix will be a piece of cake to put in the past To the right kind of Evangelical, Duggaring someone is a much lesser sin.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 22:56 |
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As enjoyable as this thread has been so many of these recent confessions are STDH.txt it's ridiculous and pretty transparent, imo.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 23:55 |
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Sorry, I'll put in a little more effort from now on
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:11 |
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Please do its been really sad lately I've considered posting more of my own lovely, lovely life
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:21 |
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The amount of Goku related confessions has gone down, so I'm happy about that.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:24 |
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quote:I am a 34 year old man, who is getting married to his girlfriend of 7 years next month. I am also fairly left leaning and supportive of progressive causes, when they come up. I get like that some mornings except instead of just women I hate everything quote:I'm a human resources rep for a Fortune 500 company and the things I have seen would turn your stomach and make you instantly disavow corporate America.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:45 |
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Lmao if you didn't disavow corporate america years ago
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:50 |
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The average of 1-10 is 5.5 and the average of 1-5 is 3. 2 is 25% not 40%.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:54 |
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Angry gym guy sounds like he has some issue involving testosterone and low blood sugar mixing together to affect his brain in a pretty extreme way. See a doctor.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:56 |
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loquacius posted:I get like that some mornings except instead of just women I hate everything
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 01:50 |
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if the best you can do post-workout is a handful of nuts(heh) i can guess why you leave the gym feeling angry and inadequate
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 02:50 |
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loquacius posted:eat a handful of nuts
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:06 |
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I always laughed when HR gave the "we're here to protect you!" speech. Bitch, you're here to protect the company from us. I worked in a financial firm before ditching corporate America for education, and the poo poo they let hedge fund managers get away with "because they make us money" was unreal.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:20 |
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I too get irrationally angry and/or depressed if I don't eat for a while, though not in that particular way. Usually I have to miss two or three meals in a row for it to be noticable, though.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:20 |
If I don't have a burg on the hour every hour I start posting racist & sexist memes to every social media portal available, am I weird??
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:26 |
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Chard posted:If I don't have a burg on the hour every hour I start posting racist & sexist memes to every social media portal available, am I weird?? Congratulations, mr. president!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:33 |
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HR goon, I've faced to bloodshed already and would like an hr job please hire
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 03:39 |
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HR jobs seem like relatively little work for decent enough pay. I've never worked at a place with HR so, Y/N?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 04:24 |
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The Management posted:The average of 1-10 is 5.5 and the average of 1-5 is 3. 2 is 25% not 40%. The average of 1-5 is 2 when you're not allowed to use decimals or round up.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 04:48 |
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Descend to slumber posted:The average of 1-5 is 2 when you're not allowed to use decimals or round up. You're assuming 0 is a valid value. He is not.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 05:02 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:HR jobs seem like relatively little work for decent enough pay. I've never worked at a place with HR so, There's a poo poo ton of paper work
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 05:15 |
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Descend to slumber posted:The average of 1-5 is 2 when you're not allowed to use decimals or round up. (1+5)/2 = 3.0 exactly
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 05:31 |
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The Management posted:(1+5)/2 = 3.0 exactly You misread it: Descend to slumber posted:The average of 1-5 is 2 when you're not allowed to use decimals or round up. (1-5)/2 = -2 Thats a form of 2.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 05:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:You misread it: Good effort, but the average of 1-5 is -4.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 05:41 |
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loquacius posted:the American dream Wow this dude sounds almost exactly like me.. Except without the parrot, although with my Anxiety i couldnt deal with one either. Did i write this when i was drunk and just chuck in a Parrot for kicks?
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