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Trump has an old phone because new phones have larger screens and his tiny hands make it so he can't type with one hand
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Lacey posted:
this should be painted like a renaissance masterwork
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Feb 14, 2017 16:27
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A gift where it slowly morphs into trump would be good imo
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Feb 14, 2017 16:28
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I hope that last tweet means Trump fired whatever intern dared to hide his phone from him. Also I'm seeing social media stuff about Trudeau beating him at his absurd handshake nonsense, it's good to see proof the whole nation is getting some lols here
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hahaha right now there is a kid who was totally named Donald after the trumpman. can you even imagine
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this should be painted like a renaissance masterwork Agreed. That s what the modern age lacks; masterful artwork depicting the bullshit that shapes society. Someone should commission the guy who did those anti-Obama paintings to do it.He's technically skilled and stupid enough to put time into it.
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SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!! but like, later maybe? -potus No, bitch, today. -the totally rad judiciary
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Did you guys ever consider that Trump maybe just lost his phone? "Somebody call it, it's gotta be around here somewhere." <dials number> <faint Rolling Stones ringtone plays from the President's direction> <everyone looks towards him curiously before they recognize the shape of the lit screen> <Trump smiles as his eyes roll back> <a woman screams>
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Feb 14, 2017 17:19
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I'm lolling thinking about all the cold war era politicians who would be making GBS threads themselves ar how compromised the sitting government is by Russia. Hahahaha.
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Feb 14, 2017 17:21
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lolling and considering which high profile US politican is gonna be the first to actually move to Europe or Canada for fear of their life.
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Knight posted:Did you guys ever consider that Trump maybe just lost his phone? well president donald trump (lol) shitcanned the whitehouse chief information security officer for trying to take his phone away, so "he lost his phone like a dipshit" is now the most plausible explanation for why he suddenly stopped barfing out rage tweets constantly https://www.scmagazine.com/trump-white-house-ciso-cory-louie-reportedly-removed-from-post/article/637533/ quote:Cory and other government cybersecurity officials had reportedly been encountering challenges while attempting to secure the new administration, in light of President Donald Trump's reported use of an unsecured Android phone to post tweets, as well as Trump staffers' use of a private email server (something Trump repeatedly criticized Hillary Clinton for doing as secretary of state).
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Feb 14, 2017 17:37
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I'm pretty sure this whole thing is gonna end up with Trump being blackmailed by Russia. Like some lovely movie.
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Arrhythmia posted:hahaha right now there is a kid who was totally named Donald after the trumpman. can you even imagine Disney is reboot the Duck Tales cartoon this year, so they could always claim that they named their kid after Donald Duck. Vakal fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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Feb 14, 2017 17:47
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Lfmao "The question is will these leaks continue as I hold meeting about sensitive topics on the terasse of my country club?"
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm pretty sure this whole thing is gonna end up with Trump being blackmailed by Russia. Like some lovely movie. Or just bribes. Future considerations never having to be paid sounds about right.
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Feb 14, 2017 18:01
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lol https://twitter.com/politico/status/831546081850830848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Vakal posted:Disney is reboot the Duck Tales cartoon this year, so they could always claim that they named their kid after Donald Duck. Lol you think that they aren't loudly proclaiming how trumpy little donny is at every opportunity
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Feb 14, 2017 18:10
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831510532318429184 Lol. "Why are there all these leaks?" Asks man who reads classified documents in the middle of a crowded room.
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Feb 14, 2017 18:25
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That piece of poo poo should be in prison, he's lucky they just let him quit.
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Feb 14, 2017 18:28
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KFC NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN
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Arrhythmia posted:hahaha right now there is a kid who was totally named Donald after the trumpman. can you even imagine i wonder which one will learn to read first
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Feb 14, 2017 18:28
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Kind of lol worthy the GOP and the left spent over a billion dollars to beat a literal retard and came up short.
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Matt Lauer basically smacked Kellyanne in the face with his swinging dick on the Today show this morning "Kellyanne Conway Crumbles Under The Weight Of Her Own Lies" http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58a303f9e4b094a129eec6b3 LOL angryrobots fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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Feb 14, 2017 18:36
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http://realnewsrightnow.com/2017/02/leaked-memo-three-white-house-officials-sacked-buying-trump-wrong-bagels/quote:The official said that on average, President Trump consumes around eleven bagels a day. “He eats them whole – sometimes one after another,” the official revealed, later adding that President Trump has a propensity to double his daily bagel intake during times of increased stress. “He plowed through about two dozen bagels when the court suspended his immigration ban,” the official said. lol pls let this be real edit- nope its a joke website Thirsty Girl fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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Feb 14, 2017 18:36
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Thirsty Girl posted:http://realnewsrightnow.com/2017/02/leaked-memo-three-white-house-officials-sacked-buying-trump-wrong-bagels/ He freaking loves bagles.
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Kuato posted:Kind of lol worthy the GOP and the left spent over a billion dollars to beat a literal retard and came up short. i don't think the left were donating to clinton
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Minimalist Program posted:He freaking loves bagles. The bio for the author is pretty drat good. Two Pulitzers AND publication in Mad magazine.
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Thirsty Girl posted:http://realnewsrightnow.com/2017/02/leaked-memo-three-white-house-officials-sacked-buying-trump-wrong-bagels/ Dude is gonna die of heart disease before intelligence agencies have a chance to take him out.
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lolquote:“One dozen plain bagels are to be hand-delivered to the Oval Office no later than 7:45 a.m. Monday through Friday,” states a January 28 memorandum by White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. “It is imperative that you check, check, and recheck to ensure you have the correct bagels as POTUS does not tolerate mistakes,” Priebus wrote. dear god let this be real
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Feb 14, 2017 18:45
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Lol potus doesn't tolerate mistakes. Hahaha
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Grevling posted:dear god let this be real nah, the real stuff is a more pure, stronger lol
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Feb 14, 2017 18:48
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He has to be stuffing himself with something. You don't gain that kind of bodacious dadbod by teetotalling and not devouring 11 bagels a day.
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Grevling posted:He has to be stuffing himself with something. You don't gain that kind of bodacious dadbod by teetotalling and not devouring 11 bagels a day. he literally never exercises, self-admittedly
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Captain Yossarian posted:KFC NASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN
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Grevling posted:lol i wish it was, but at least the website is really funny
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The worst thing about the TrumpenReich is that I really enjoyed House of Cards season 1-3 and I was excited to see what they'd do for season 4 and now there's no way they can do anything that won't be lame as hell; I mean their one option is to have Underwood get hit in the head by a stray golf ball and get serious brain damage and turn into an insane person with the mental capacity of an angry 5 year old an even then they'd just be barely emulating the real world in which we all live and lol daily.
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