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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Big Centipede posted:

I want to curl up inside and pull the bun over me like a blanket

I like parties, I like fun
I want to live in a hamburger bun

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

sweeperbravo posted:

A low-quality derail calls for a low-quality film



I need to see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

sweeperbravo posted:

A low-quality derail calls for a low-quality film



Mr. Clean has no business being in this film.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sociopastry posted:

if you piss in a bottle and put it in one of those carbonation thingies you can have an endless supply of mountain dew

Needs sugar. Posting this for a friend.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I need to see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Foodfight/70045271

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

Ranter posted:

Someone doesn't know what endocarp means. You should read the document you tried to use as a source a little more closely. I even quoted the definition of cell from it it for you.

no one cares

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ranter posted:

Someone doesn't know what endocarp means. You should read the document you tried to use as a source a little more closely. I even quoted the definition of cell from it it for you.

lets see if you can tell the difference between german fanta and me pissing directly in your mouth

zandert33
Sep 20, 2002


Or just watch it online

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvyGbaVqHRs

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



Yeah, the movie is amazing after taking in some alcohol, but you should never pay money for this piece poo poo.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

My body is ready

I'm not kidding, I'm doing anticipatory Kegels.

I can't believe how beautiful the world is.

I can taste the sun.

This is what the poets spoke of.

We will dream dreams of this in our collective human unconsciousness forever.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Or this, yeah. I should have known it'd be on youtube.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Manuel Calavera posted:

Or this, yeah. I should have known it'd be on youtube.

It's okay.

I acknowledge your gift.

my blood is your blood


forever




also, Netflix doesn't work in China, even with a VPN :saddowns:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

It's okay.

I acknowledge your gift.

my blood is your blood


forever




also, Netflix doesn't work in China, even with a VPN :saddowns:

Like you couldn't find this film in any of the massive suspect DVD markets at every tech shopping mall.

I love the ones where they invite you to enter the back room by opening up a hidden door that's disguised as shelving covered in cheap electronics.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Weenies ruin an entire species of perfectly good food by removing the spice from habanero peppers. Or capsica or whatever:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/02/13/514106139/this-heatless-habanero-packs-all-of-the-flavor-with-none-of-the-burn

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I didn't know they made an Xavier: Renegade Angel movie.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

NewFatMike posted:

Weenies ruin an entire species of perfectly good food by removing the spice from habanero peppers. Or capsica or whatever:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/02/13/514106139/this-heatless-habanero-packs-all-of-the-flavor-with-none-of-the-burn

They already fuckin did it with jalapenos already. There's no such thing as a spicy jalapeno any more.

e: why did I capitalize jalapeno? I'm leaving now

Olive! has a new favorite as of 08:36 on Feb 14, 2017

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Megabound posted:

Like you couldn't find this film in any of the massive suspect DVD markets at every tech shopping mall.

I love the ones where they invite you to enter the back room by opening up a hidden door that's disguised as shelving covered in cheap electronics.

Usually around here it's in some poor bastard's living room and you paw through the pile while the entire family stares at you. Too awkward for me. Plus I live 90 minutes away from anything. :smith:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Just to add fuel to the fire, I just came back to the States from Italy a couple months ago, and the orange Fanta over there has a significantly different taste from here in America.

And yes, the difference is the European Fanta uses pure orange juice, while the American version is HFCS and artificial flavoring.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

JohnnyCanuck posted:

I love all of you making the Jurassic Park jokes, and I'm actually in love with that harmonica video. I am crying right now. Thank you.

As tribute, I offer these Caramel Doughnut Cones With Salted Caramel Syringes.



Have something similar at eat street markets in Brisbane. Conut with golden gaytime (Aussie ice cream) sundae and honeycomb biscuits. Had to share with my gf because of the pure size of it, but it was amazing.

Grand Fromage posted:








(it was actually good and I'd eat it again :ohdear: )

Unashamedly would

My own brand of "I've been up since 5:30 and I'm only getting home from work at 7pm" AFP.

Leftover honey chipotle pork ribs and microwaved butter and Parmesan corn. It was delicious and nailed my exact craving for leftover ribs and corn.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It has been [0] days since loose corn.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Zipperelli. posted:

Just to add fuel to the fire, I just came back to the States from Italy a couple months ago, and the orange Fanta over there has a significantly different taste from here in America.

And yes, the difference is the European Fanta uses pure orange juice, while the American version is HFCS and artificial flavoring.

I guess I'm not a fine soda connoisseur because while I acknowledge there is a difference, it is not very noticeable. I would bet that most people, unless they drink one version every day, wouldn't be able to pick the one with orange juice out in a blind taste test.

In the end though it's just soda, who actually cares? If you want orange juice, drink orange juice. If you want fizzy orange juice with a ton of sugar in it, get fanta+diabetes.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Don't drink your calories.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Your Computer posted:

This has to be an American thing right? :psyduck: Orange juice as in juice from oranges has plenty of flavour, at least here.

When they homogenize and sterilize the juice, it kills most of the flavor. So they introduce additional oils to restore it.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


PCOS Bill posted:

Don't drink your calories.

:agreed:

We are truly in the end days when PCOS Bill speaks truth.

gently caress.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Helith posted:

:agreed:

We are truly in the end days when PCOS Bill speaks truth.

gently caress.

Or maybe you're just growing up.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


PCOS Bill posted:

Or maybe you're just growing up.

Out of interest, just how grown up do you need to be to enjoy your steaks cooked medium rare?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Helith posted:

Out of interest, just how grown up do you need to be to enjoy your steaks cooked medium rare?

You just need bad taste for that.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I don't even like non-diet soda because CANCER IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

Don't drink your calories.



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I don't even like non-diet soda because CANCER IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

You're such a Virgo AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY

ooooooooooooooooh *snaps*


e: jk I can't snap my fingers.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

When someone posted the poster for this earlier, I genuinely thought it was a Photoshop. Such a thing could not exist.

The reality was worse than I could have possibly imagined. I made it about five minutes in. I almost quit at the frog who sharts on Mr. Clean, but I somehow made it to the racist caricature that shows up around 5:00.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My body is ready

I'm not kidding, I'm doing anticipatory Kegels.

I can't believe how beautiful the world is.

I can taste the sun.

This is what the poets spoke of.

We will dream dreams of this in our collective human unconsciousness forever.

Is this what it's like when people have euphoria right before they die? Because I think this movie just murdered me.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
Learned something about Beavers today. And about vanilla.
Never eating vanilla ice cream again...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Seems like it would be more effort to use that than actual vanilla

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Sakurazuka posted:

Seems like it would be more effort to use that than actual vanilla

Have to think of it as more of a biproduct. You're killing the beavers already - might as well save their butt juice!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

CommonShore posted:

You're killing the beavers already - might as well save their butt juice!

The lifehack thread is thataway, my man.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

UWBW posted:

Learned something about Beavers today. And about vanilla.
Never eating vanilla ice cream again...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum



Vanilla is made only from vanilla orchid beans.

Vanillin is a chemical compound that's the major flavor note in vanilla. It's made from wood pulp, petroleum byproducts or rice bran.

No vanilla in cheap foodstuffs is made from beaver glands today.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

UWBW posted:

Learned something about Beavers today. And about vanilla.
Never eating vanilla ice cream again...

Oh I see. Eating chicken sexual cells coming out of their butt is OK but suddenly when it's about beaver glands everyone is like "yuck". Hypocrites.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Big Centipede posted:

I want to curl up inside and pull the bun over me like a blanket
I too want to sleep on a meat mattress. A meatress.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
UGLY poo poo!

I will not go!

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

axolotl farmer posted:

No vanilla in cheap foodstuffs is made from beaver glands today.

"The annual industry consumption is very low, around 300 pounds,[14] whereas vanillin is over 2.6 million pounds annually."

Certainly the odds are low.

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