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Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Fermented Tinal posted:

OPs are easy, just slap your dick against the keyboard and hit submit.

Like keyboard goop?

edit: oh poo poo new page waddup.

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Fermented Tinal posted:

OPs are easy, just slap your dick against the keyboard and hit submit.

Really short op. :v:

quote:

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Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. and that's perfectly ok in my book.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Coredump posted:

Like keyboard goop?

Oh god, I thought I had ingested enough bleach to forget about that. :barf:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

kastein posted:

Yessss it's not me

Err I mean you clearly only won because of millions of fyaders voting illegally

Haha. I picture you dreading to open AI up until now, praying not to see a star next to your name. I remember back in the day talking to Sigtrap about being a mod, no thankyouverymuch.

Godspeed Adiabatic, you seem like a busy guy, hopefully modding AI doesn't drive you to drink more than you normally do :)

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



as your idiot king i promise to protect and serve and also give u a sixer if u try any funny business :cop:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



and by sixer i mean i'll use an extra finger because i cant probe anyone with anything else

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Beverly Cleavage posted:

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. and that's perfectly ok in my book.

What about the dude stood at the urinal next to you vigorously shaking his cock for like 20 seconds?

I'm of the opinion that more than 3 shakes is a wank and you probably shouldn't do that with non-consenting people present.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Define "non-consenting"

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

kastein posted:

Yessss it's not me

Err I mean you clearly only won because of millions of fyaders voting illegally

FYAD votes count negative though

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I HAVE HERE ON MY DICK, A LIST OF NAMES OF 40 CONSPIRATORS

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
i hope im not one of them

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

Define "non-consenting"

The only reason I'm stood at the urinal is to pee, not to have some dude jerk off next to me.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Trump gets to be president so Adiabatic I respectfully demand at gun point that you step down and hand control over to me

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The only reason I'm stood at the urinal is to pee, not to have some dude jerk off next to me.

You could always go into the cubicle to pee if it puts you off so much, you could even sit down if you like haha

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Trump gets to be president so Adiabatic I respectfully demand at gun point that you step down and hand control over to me

My guns are bigger than yours.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



someone routinely has a loud, flappy wank in the stalls on my level

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Wellp it's February and I've burnt through all my dental benefits this year!

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Haha. I picture you dreading to open AI up until now, praying not to see a star next to your name. I remember back in the day talking to Sigtrap about being a mod, no thankyouverymuch.

Godspeed Adiabatic, you seem like a busy guy, hopefully modding AI doesn't drive you to drink more than you normally do :)

Thanks yo. AI is awesome so it's pretty great so far.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

funny Star Wars parody posted:

someone routinely has a loud, flappy wank in the stalls on my level

Please stop posting words. Dog pictures are fine.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Oh hey, congrats Adiabatic! Will you be my valentine sexually consenting partner? If so, you'll need to fill out this form, then I have to get it notarized then run it by my lawyer to make sure all the paperwork is done correctly.




Aaaaaah l'amour. :3:

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
I knew a guy that had a stack of those in his room. Not weird and creepy at all!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

jamal posted:

I knew a guy that had a stack of those in his room. Not weird and creepy at all!
How quickly did he get through the stack?

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

keykey posted:

Oh hey, congrats Adiabatic! Will you be my valentine sexually consenting partner? If so, you'll need to fill out this form, then I have to get it notarized then run it by my lawyer to make sure all the paperwork is done correctly.




Aaaaaah l'amour. :3:

Sure but Mrs. Adiabatic gets to watch.

:siren: OH HEY HOLY poo poo THE DRIVING GAME JUST APPEARED! :siren:

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

InitialDave posted:

How quickly did he get through the stack?

Made good jizz rags, I'm sure.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


fridge corn posted:

You could always go into the cubicle to pee if it puts you off so much, you could even sit down if you like haha

I could do both those things, yeah.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Adiabatic posted:

My guns are bigger than yours.



Post my mod comments then

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


funny Star Wars parody posted:

someone routinely has a loud, flappy wank in the stalls on my level

Next time, applaud.

Or gather a few cow-orkers in the restroom, and wait him out. Just stand there facing the stall with arms crossed as he comes out. Then applaud.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Post my mod comments then

Wow this Illuminati guy really hates you apparently

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Lmao I don't even know who that is

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Adiabatic posted:

Wow this Illuminati guy really hates you apparently

What are my mod comments lol

Are there any complaints by anybody other than ioc??

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





14 BAR RIFF posted:

Post my mod comments then

super secret illuminati info

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ok now post the girth certificate :colbert:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Although I don't really know Adablablatic, I feel we share a special bond as he was my Santa for the most recent AISS. I just want to say one thing:



You poor bastard.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Doing some packing for the inevitable de-cluttering for listing the house for sale, and came across a few VHS tapes that are undoubtedly 90s porno. Have an urge to dig out the old VHS machine (still have one) just to see low res Raquel Darrian and Jenna in their prime.

They're being thrown away, probably along with the VHS player

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

slidebite posted:

Doing some packing for the inevitable de-cluttering for listing the house for sale, and came across a few VHS tapes that are undoubtedly 90s porno. Have an urge to dig out the old VHS machine (still have one) just to see low res Raquel Darrian and Jenna in their prime.

They're being thrown away, probably along with the VHS player

Great av/post combo

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



slidebite posted:

Doing some packing for the inevitable de-cluttering for listing the house for sale, and came across a few VHS tapes that are undoubtedly 90s porno. Have an urge to dig out the old VHS machine (still have one) just to see low res Raquel Darrian and Jenna in their prime.

They're being thrown away, probably along with the VHS player

Finding a video on the furthest-from-the-door engineering lab computer off of morpheus of Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks in a bathroom stall was like modern-day forest porn for my 18 year old self. I put that poo poo on a zip disk as fast as I could and skipped the rest of the day. :allears:

Incidentally, after that I always went to that machine with an empty zip disk and rarely was I disapointed by the finds. Stay safe, P2P ghost :ghost:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

slidebite posted:

Doing some packing for the inevitable de-cluttering for listing the house for sale, and came across a few VHS tapes that are undoubtedly 90s porno. Have an urge to dig out the old VHS machine (still have one) just to see low res Raquel Darrian and Jenna in their prime.

They're being thrown away, probably along with the VHS player
Someone left some stuff with me ages ago, and it eventually had to go - no contact with them, so chucking it was the order of the day. One bag was a couple of dozen VHS pornos. The council tip had a thing specifically for videos, so I dumped them in that. You've never seen hi-viz jackets move so fast.

I did try watching one. It was loving awful.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Someone never watched super hornio brothers

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