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Minimalist Program posted:No wonder the us political system is messed up when there's a labrador in it. Nah, I think the problem is that the dog's post made more sense than its human coworker's did.
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every time I see unread posts I click, and get excited, wonder what is next, who else will get canned today while we're on the subject of the dog, is there anything in the constitution that prevents a dog from being president? I Was The Fury posted:There's no rule that says a dog can't hold public office this is a good sign
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Code Jockey posted:every time I see unread posts I click, and get excited, wonder what is next, who else will get canned today You need to be 35. However it doesn't specify that it can't be in dog years.
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Well, time to exploit some more "poor countries" President Donald Trump is promising to create jobs as he signs legislation rolling back a regulation from the Dodd-Frank financial oversight law. Trump on Tuesday signed legislation striking down a rule that requires oil and gas companies to disclose payments to the U.S. or foreign governments for commercial development. lol
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Judge: Donald Trump you are being charged with treason, how do you plea? Trump: Define "treason". No seriously, please I don't know what it means.
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proof of concept posted:lol: http://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/kid-rock-eyed-as-potential-senate-candidate ROFL "And now, without further ado your next Senator from Michigan..." "MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIID.... KID ROCK!" *BAW WIT DA BAW* If you had told me the day after election that the old trumpster would have these many issues before March, I would have called you a starry eyed dreamer
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In a rare display of bipartisanship, the Senate on Tuesday confirmed former wrestling entertainment executive Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration as part of President Donald Trump's cabinet.
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Lime Tonics posted:In a rare display of bipartisanship, the Senate on Tuesday confirmed former wrestling entertainment executive Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration as part of President Donald Trump's cabinet. LMAO "Honey, prepare my gif station... It's going to be a long 4 years."
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I hope Trump doesn't get impeached since it'll end the laffos early... Then again, the laffos will be just as good during the inevitable hearings.
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Egbert Souse posted:I hope Trump doesn't get impeached since it'll end the laffos early... Yea then it's all grimdark dreariness without any comic relief.
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Lime Tonics posted:In a rare display of bipartisanship, the Senate on Tuesday confirmed former wrestling entertainment executive Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration as part of President Donald Trump's cabinet. it's funny that no one asked during her confirmation why they keep their wrestlers as independent contractors, which is so that they don't have to provide health insurance
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I wonder if Trump is self aware enough to realize what a loving joke he is, or if he is past that threshold of crazy where "No... It is the children who are wrong" meme applies Because I kind of hope he is aware what a loving joke he is, like one of those vegetable people in that Awakenings movie; it makes my luls so much better
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Efexeye posted:it's funny that no one asked during her confirmation why they keep their wrestlers as independent contractors, which is so that they don't have to provide health insurance Macho Man wouldn't have let this happen smh, smGDh!
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ElGroucho posted:Macho Man wouldn't have let this happen smh, smGDh! With Miss Elizabeth by his side anything was possible. Anything.
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she also repeatedly talked about how she and vince built their business up from nothing when in fact he inherited his territory from his dad and then forced a national monopoly through sleazy tactics but then, that probably helped her case
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Code Jockey posted:while we're on the subject of the dog, is there anything in the constitution that prevents a dog from being president? 35 years old gently caress isnantly beat e2: if trump was impeached wouldn't the VP get the presidency?
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Efexeye posted:it's funny that no one asked during her confirmation why they keep their wrestlers as independent contractors, which is so that they don't have to provide health insurance Or pay into SS or medicare.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:35 years old the larbador i think
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SniperWoreConverse posted:e2: if trump was impeached wouldn't the VP get the presidency? mike pence was picked 100 percent as impeachment insurance. he's a loving awful human being.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:but what if he went renegade, mad with power knowing pence that might translate to wearing different colored socks
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Efexeye posted:pence will do what the RNC tells him and nothing else you should look at the rnc platform sometime.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:too many lols, can't take it anymore as has been said before, the reason his son turned out to have brain problems is cuz he was produced by Donald Trump's ancient rancid spunk. the poor boy probably has 15 different developmental disorders. chromosome all jumbled up like a broken slinky.
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uber_stoat posted:Donald Trump's ancient rancid spunk Is this too long for a user name?
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The children have all changed. Autism. Hulking brutes rattling in their cages. Huge massive changes. Too many monsters! BAD.
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bag em and tag em posted:The children have all changed. Autism. Hulking brutes rattling in their cages. Huge massive changes. Too many monsters! BAD.
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jesus loving christ I actually kind of expected him to surprise us in this way, but I don't know why I did Oh well, Labrador 2020, He's A Good Boy (c)
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Code Jockey posted:jesus loving christ thats a 3 year old lol
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Efexeye posted:thats a 3 year old lol oh wow it is, I didn't even notice, lol
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Groovelord Neato posted:you should look at the rnc platform sometime. im not endorsing the rnc but at least pence wouldn't be so boldly idiotic
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Efexeye posted:im not endorsing the rnc but at least pence wouldn't be so boldly idiotic Pence is in the guilt trip camp, claiming life itself as his cause, its hosts be damned which is what cough another republican dude coucgh called pregnant women http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/89399634/pregnant-womens-bodies-are-hosts-says-us-lawmaker?cid=facebook.post.89399634 from trusted source stuff.co.nz https://twitter.com/VP/status/825031677386821632 https://twitter.com/VP/status/825030353270218753 https://twitter.com/VP/status/825029993159917568 my new dog fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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pence is straight up christian taliban.
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"life" lmao the more I think about that lately the more I lol
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help me i cant stop there was a mistake here literally calling it the Great Wall https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/817329823374831617 not really a compliment compliment https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/823151124815507460 my favorite, lifting the pad to hide blank paper https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/821772494864580614 remember this also happened  https://twitter.com/mikeyface/status/819334956027695104 my new dog fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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