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Good Samaritan let a young crash victim take shelter in his car - which was then cut to pieces by rescue workers
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Feb 11, 2017 13:25
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Good Samaritan let a young crash victim take shelter in his car - which was then cut to pieces by rescue workers What? I don't get it. The man was just a bystander who wasn't involved in the accident at all with his car, yes? And he offered crash victim shelter in his perfectly fine car? And then rescue crew cut her out of it even though she could just use doors normally? Did they do it because they were bored? They lifted her out with helicopter?? What??? Is this Onion like site? That article is missing some very important information.
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Feb 11, 2017 13:35
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No, our Onion like site is the Waterford Whisper.  I can only assume that the emergency services thought she was seriously injured and wanted to move her as little as possible so they had to dismantle the car to do it.
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Feb 11, 2017 14:47
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Yeah cutting the roof off & lifting her out that way sounds like they were worried about a spinal fracture or something and they were trying to avoid moving her around.
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Feb 11, 2017 16:23
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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Feb 11, 2017 18:15
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SinineSiil posted:What? I don't get it. The man was just a bystander who wasn't involved in the accident at all with his car, yes? And he offered crash victim shelter in his perfectly fine car? And then rescue crew cut her out of it even though she could just use doors normally? Did they do it because they were bored? They lifted her out with helicopter?? What??? Is this Onion like site? That article is missing some very important information. Yeah, like did she try and get out normally and the Emergency crews told her to stop and not move? Was she starting to complain of neck or back pain? Did she pass out so they couldn't talk to her? What a dumb article.
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Feb 11, 2017 19:08
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Feb 11, 2017 19:13
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Yep. Looks like a guy that would do all that.
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Feb 11, 2017 19:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDlg2JZXp4A
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Feb 11, 2017 19:31
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US television needs to chill the gently caress out.
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Feb 11, 2017 19:38
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SinineSiil posted:What? I don't get it. The man was just a bystander who wasn't involved in the accident at all with his car, yes? And he offered crash victim shelter in his perfectly fine car? And then rescue crew cut her out of it even though she could just use doors normally? Did they do it because they were bored? They lifted her out with helicopter?? What??? Is this Onion like site? That article is missing some very important information. This was told to me by emergency services after I did a similar thing, do not let an accident victim in your car unless it's like freezing conditions etc or victim is at risk otherwise, they will cut your car to pieces if there is any reason to
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Feb 11, 2017 22:17
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If I had car ripping open equipment I would use it every chance I got too.
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Feb 11, 2017 22:41
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https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/830523761153687553/photo/1
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Feb 11, 2017 23:04
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Absurd Alhazred posted:US television needs to chill the gently caress out. confirm
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Feb 12, 2017 03:20
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Upset tailor sends woman 'penis shirt' A PERTH woman involved in a legal spat with a tailor over a $2000 suit she claimed was swimming on her was delivered a shirt emblazoned with dozens of ejaculating penises as a gift from the companys boss. http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wes...e7040b04ded5162
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Feb 13, 2017 10:40
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Lewis Skolnick posted:Upset tailor sends woman 'penis shirt' Is this article just an excuse to post a pic of her rear end, then?
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Feb 13, 2017 13:52
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 it translates to Blowjob in Greek apparently
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Feb 14, 2017 01:27
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BoonyPC posted:
See also: https://twitter.com/Botanygeek/status/748451064542826496 https://twitter.com/AniasKitchen/status/748609307248316417 Ukip party's banners leave Asians in stitches
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Feb 14, 2017 03:59
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Ain't language grand? 
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Feb 14, 2017 07:52
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IPUK(e) isn't that bad either.
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Feb 14, 2017 10:04
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German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game' http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/14/german-woman-decapitated-lover-circular-saw-bizarre-sex-game/
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Feb 15, 2017 02:09
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I like how she brings her new guy to the room where the dismembered body is, and he actually helps her hide the body. She sure knows how to pick them.
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Feb 15, 2017 02:24
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Lime Tonics posted:German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game' The headline makes it out to be BDSM gone wrong. I was not expecting a tale of revenge.
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Feb 15, 2017 03:00
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chitoryu12 posted:The headline makes it out to be BDSM gone wrong. I was not expecting a tale of revenge. How does sex with a circular saw go right?! 
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Feb 15, 2017 04:37
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Absurd Alhazred posted:How does sex with a circular saw go right?! Castration and thus elimination of the gene that drives one to desire sex with a circular saw. It's a self-solving problem.
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Feb 15, 2017 05:02
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Lime Tonics posted:German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game' She cut off his head after he was dead, what the gently caress. Clearly this is some kind of supernatural monster hunting scenario.
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Feb 15, 2017 13:02
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GrossMurpel posted:She cut off his head after he was dead, what the gently caress. Clearly this is some kind of supernatural monster hunting scenario. I remember reading about a dude in Florida that committed suicide by cutting off his own head with a chainsaw. This apparently involved an electric saw and a timed switch, like the kind that turns lights on and off when you're on vacation.
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Feb 15, 2017 14:15
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There was a goon that had a story about someone he knew that committed suicide by tying a running chainsaw to a tree at neck height and then ran at it.
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Feb 15, 2017 14:36
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Wikipedia posted:2008: David Phyall, 50, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, decapitated himself with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/chainsaw-death-was-carefully-thought-through-suicide-1025503.html
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Feb 15, 2017 15:06
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I remember reading about a dude in Florida that committed suicide by cutting off his own head with a chainsaw. This apparently involved an electric saw and a timed switch, like the kind that turns lights on and off when you're on vacation. Back in the 90s there was a Darwin Award for some macho men (I think in Spain or Central/South America) who were having a competition to see who was toughest while drunk. The winner decapitated himself with a chainsaw.
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Feb 15, 2017 15:16
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Well, he wasn't tough enough apparently.
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Feb 15, 2017 16:59
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chitoryu12 posted:Back in the 90s there was a Darwin Award for some macho men (I think in Spain or Central/South America) who were having a competition to see who was toughest while drunk. The winner decapitated himself with a chainsaw. Similarly there was a Darwin Awarded for competitton on who was the machoest by heavily stepping/jumping on a live anti-tank mine.
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Feb 15, 2017 17:31
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Der Kyhe posted:Similarly there was a Darwin Awarded for competitton on who was the machoest by heavily stepping/jumping on a live anti-tank mine. Oh yeah, I remember that. It was Russian Roulette, but rather than a revolver they would stomp on an old mine they had found. Consequently, the "loser" just blew up the whole table.
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Feb 15, 2017 18:06
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The MSJ posted:See also: Faraj also happens to mean vagina in Malay. It's not spelled the same, but it's pronounced the same as the former party leader's surname.
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Feb 15, 2017 18:55
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china bot posted:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/chainsaw-death-was-carefully-thought-through-suicide-1025503.html quote:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide [...] Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:14
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QueenOfMistakes posted:Faraj also happens to mean vagina in Malay. It's not spelled the same, but it's pronounced the same as the former party leader's surname. You can summarise the whole thing with "Man named Vagina is leader of the Queef Party". bitterandtwisted posted:Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire. It definitely reads like something out of a British comedy sketch. The MSJ has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Feb 16, 2017 |
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Feb 15, 2017 22:56
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Good Samaritan let a young crash victim take shelter in his car - which was then cut to pieces by rescue workers Without details as to her injuries it is hard to do anything but speculate. Spinal fractures are very dangerous obviously. Anything in the cervical spine in particularly bad, with a C1/C2 fracture that affects the spinal cord can potentially be like hitting the off switch on someone's vital functions. The idea is that someone could have a fracture that hasn't yet damaged the spinal cord could exacerbate their injury by performing a certain movement. There are all sorts of ambulance/ED urban legends about the guy someone cleared medically and then 3 days later turned his head and died instantly. I have no first hand knowledge of this happening though. However there are a bunch of different spinal immobilization devices specifically for extricating people with suspected spinal injuries. The fact that the patient was wandering around means they had already put themselves through a significant range of movement post injury and getting someone in a sling so a helicopter could lift them seems like it would be more difficult then spinally immobilizing someone... I am not from the same country as this dude but if I were this guy I would claim for damages regardless of what his lawyer says. Accompanied with an official complaint to the ambulance service, health/ambulance minister, and local relevant council representative. Government agencies/politicians hate bad publicity and will usually stall then settle before it goes to court in my experience. You might even get the money if the emegencies services were justified in what they did. Edit - actually one conceivable explanation could be that the patient required aeromedical evacuation because local medical facilities weren't equipped to manage her injuries. Then it (sort of) makes sense to move her the minimal amount of times necessary. The area looks pretty rural on wikipedia and a very lazy googling doesnt turn up any major hospitals in the first 3 results I bothered to look at. turntabler has a new favorite as of 00:52 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 00:37
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Absurd Alhazred posted:How does sex with a circular saw go right?! HA HA HA
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Feb 17, 2017 01:49
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bitterandtwisted posted:Stiffest upper lip in Central Hampshire. I loving love this stoic British beat cop, just from this sentence.
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