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my new dog posted:help me i cant stop these are all VERY powerful lols from me
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Pay great respect to The Wall. Kneel before The Wall. Fear The Wall.
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Moon Atari posted:Pay great respect to The Wall. Kneel before The Wall. Fear The Wall. It's a great wall. *trump taps on the wall with his knuckles, the outer shell breaks, revealing that cardboard cell stuff that's inside of Ikea furniture*
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Moon Atari posted:Pay great respect to The Wall. Kneel before The Wall. Fear The Wall. Is the wall facing Mecca? (Mar a lago)
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Yo every picture ive seen of mar a lago makes it look like a gaudy, tacky piece of floridian bullshit lol
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Our president, Donald J Trump, just fired his counselor, Kellyanne Conway, over twitter. Bold move by the president, making middle school breakup techniques into federal policy. Lol I Was The Fury fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Who is president these days? Well the answer to this question is that TV man Donald J. Trump is the President today.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Who is president these days? Lolling at this because it is still true and every day I wake up in a cold sweat, laughing uncontrollably.
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i lolled a few minutes ago that trump is president
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haha this is the best timeline.
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Minimalist Program posted:haha this is the best timeline. my body is wracked wtih lols. the ground beneath me is shaking and i fear that this humor will collapse my house atop me. my soul worries that even death will not free me from lols this powerful.
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lol I just realized that after head injuries one of the tests for awareness/damage is to ask who the president is, in any other time saying "Donald Trump is the president" would get you fast tracked to an MRI machine but here it's actually true lol
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my new dog posted:my favorite, lifting the pad to hide blank paper the best part was that's the concierge desk https://twitter.com/missdewey/status/821824161102397441
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look at this, Pregnant women's bodies are 'hosts', says US lawmaker A US lawmaker has described pregnant women as "hosts" whose bodies do not belong to them. Republican politician Justin Humphrey, from southeast Oklahoma, made the comments while discussing his bill requiring women seeking an abortion to first obtain the written informed consent of the father. The bill is scheduled for a hearing on Tuesday in a House committee. "I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions," he said. "I understand that they feel like that is their body," he said of women. "I feel like it is a separate – what I call them is you're a 'host'." Humphrey said women need to be responsible after "pre-knowing" they are "inviting" a foetus into their bodies. "When you enter into a relationship you're going to be that host and so if you pre-know that, then take all precautions and don't get pregnant," he said. "So that's where I'm at. I'm like, hey, your body is your body and be responsible with it. But after you're irresponsible then don't claim, well, I can just go and do this with another body, when you're the host and you invited that in." http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/89399634/pregnant-womens-bodies-are-hosts-says-us-lawmaker?cid=facebook.post.89399634 these people run the country lol
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nooneofconsequence posted:the best part was that's the concierge desk LOL
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proof of concept posted:what in the hell does he mean when he keeps saying pre-know My guess is that it's idiot-speak for "understanding how reproductive systems work"
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my guess is he's pre-having a pre-stroke
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nooneofconsequence posted:the best part was that's the concierge desk haha im dead
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nooneofconsequence posted:the best part was that's the concierge desk Gonna change it up a bit: haha
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It is too much. I will die of laughter.
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Efexeye posted:pence will do what the RNC tells him and nothing else Jesus, at this point, that seems like a terrible situation I am willing to trade in for
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It is so amazing that new lols can be had from old tweets.
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Feb 15, 2017 02:31
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This is history. Beautiful sausage-making, sweaty, honest history. The time the most powerful country in the world freely elected a retarded conman as their leader.
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Yer Burnt posted:It is so amazing that new lols can be had from old tweets. Some of the tweets were just medium-lol when they were tweeted, but now that he's president the lols are magnified a hundred-fold
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The past few pages have contained some powerful lols. Keep it up Easy D.
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Twitter could probably just print nice coffee table style books of his tweets and make bank. I'm sure they own the rights to do so based on the TOS when you sign up, but IDK maybe the president is exempt??
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TotalLossBrain posted:This is history. Beautiful sausage-making, sweaty, honest history. The time the most powerful country in the world freely elected a retarded conman as their leader. lol
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Lime Tonics posted:look at this, The holy Spirit has returned!!!
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Twitter could probably just print nice coffee table style books of his tweets and make bank. I'm sure they own the rights to do so based on the TOS when you sign up, but IDK maybe the president is exempt?? Even when the law isn't on his side he just sues people over and over again until it's too expensive for them to not settle. Twitters got a lot of money but no reason to throw a chunk of it away on something like that I think
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The origin of Stephen Miller
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Even when the law isn't on his side he just sues people over and over again until it's too expensive for them to not settle. Twitters got a lot of money but no reason to throw a chunk of it away on something like that I think True, Trump is an idiot that would litigate it out of existence (probably using tax dollars hehe)
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/14/us/politics/russia-intelligence-communications-trump.htmlquote:WASHINGTON — Phone records and intercepted calls show that members of Donald J. Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and other Trump associates had repeated contacts with senior Russian intelligence officials in the year before the election, according to four current and former American officials. 
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