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i dont get high before i drive because im paranoid about getting pulled over and have the officer start smelling things through those big oink oink nostrils. if it werent for that it's probably the only drug i actually feel makes me a better (or at least safer) driver than when i am sober but not worth getting a dui
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Poland Spring posted:man boy howdy do i like weed hoo boy When i dab too much my mouth feels like your av
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Feb 15, 2017 05:11
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500 bad things posted:man I'm the square in this thread, never get high before or at work, never get high before I drive. I have two young children who are not old enough to be in school yet, so they're home with me all day. I don't smoke until after they go to bed. Unless I get a migraine, and then I have a tiny bit of CBD, but I also don't drive anywhere.
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Feb 15, 2017 05:29
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Dmitri-9 posted:What state lets you consume on premises? I live in California and I'm pretty sure they aren't supposed to be doing it. Cops here have a hard-on now for doing the roadside nhtsa tests if they suspect any weed has been or is near your car.
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Feb 15, 2017 06:14
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Probation sucks.
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Feb 15, 2017 06:16
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Feb 15, 2017 07:51
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I need to poo poo but I'm really digging Michael Jackon's Bad at the moment. Hurry up Mike hurry man
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Feb 15, 2017 08:44
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When I was a younger lad I lived for the blunt ride. There is something very tranquil about burning and watching the scenery go by. The last time I got pulled over smoking in a car was while a friend was driving, the cop made it a point to say if he was "in a worse mood' he'd charge him with a DUI so it really put a damper on smoke rides for me. Smoking before driving however, is a national past-time, and is actually encouraged by AAA; so I'm not sure what you guys are on about.
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Feb 15, 2017 17:53
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Gay Weed Dad posted:When I was a younger lad I lived for the blunt ride. There is something very tranquil about burning and watching the scenery go by. The last time I got pulled over smoking in a car was while a friend was driving, the cop made it a point to say if he was "in a worse mood' he'd charge him with a DUI so it really put a damper on smoke rides for me. Smoking before driving however, is a national past-time, and is actually encouraged by AAA; so I'm not sure what you guys are on about. Mellows are getting harshed out here by these cops bro.
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Feb 15, 2017 18:07
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I like to guess which minivan has a xannied out driver as I hit my three footer that's hidden inside a life-size mannequin that I have buckled into my passenger seat in the carpool lane.
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Feb 15, 2017 18:11
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there's nothing like cruising a j on a winding country road
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Feb 15, 2017 18:42
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Vermont has some awesome winding-through-mountain-forests roads that are amazing to smoke on. Unfortunately Vermont also has similar roads where you will get pulled over for doing 32 in a 30, and it's very hard to know which is which.
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Feb 15, 2017 19:03
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i don't like driving high because i become acutely aware that i am in control of many tons of aluminum and steel traveling at a high rate of speed and in less than a second i could kill somebody or do something to really ruin my or somebody else's day
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Feb 15, 2017 19:11
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Mozi posted:i don't like driving high because i become acutely aware that i am in control of many tons of aluminum and steel traveling at a high rate of speed and in less than a second i could kill somebody or do something to really ruin my or somebody else's day same except instead of self-awareness it makes me acutely aware of how many people drive like psychos with the ingrained assumption that other people will get out of their way in order to avoid being rear-ended in the right lane at 85MPH one of the truest things my dad ever taught me is that driving is 5% watching what you're doing and 95% watching what everyone around you is doing, and always assume that if someone has an opportunity to do something douchey you'll have to react to, they're going to do it.
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Feb 15, 2017 19:19
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Aging Millenial posted:So how often do you guys take a tolerance break and for how long? 500 bad things posted:man I'm the square in this thread, never get high before or at work, never get high before I drive. I don't like driving high during daylight hours when there's a lot of other drivers around, though. But I do have the uncanny ability to always drive exactly the speed limit while high, even if I don't know what the limit is. I'll be going along, see a sign that says "Speed Limit 40 MPH", realize "Oh poo poo, I haven't been paying attention to my speed!" then look down and see that I'm driving exactly 40 MPH. My only problem is every once in a while, I'll forget where I'm at when I'm driving. Like, I know I'm in a car driving, duh, but I lose track of what street I'm on, what part of town I'm in, a couple of times even forgot what city I was in. I don't panic, though, I just know if I keep going the way I'm going, I'll see something familiar that reminds me where I am and what I'm doing. (Also, I just realized there's another explanation for the inexplicable driving here) Kelp Me! posted:one of the truest things my dad ever taught me is that driving is 5% watching what you're doing and 95% watching what everyone around you is doing, and always assume that if someone has an opportunity to do something douchey you'll have to react to, they're going to do it.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:20
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Got home early and I have a four day weekend. Current high status: Floofed.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:39
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My father in law has a shirt that looks like camouflage when you first see it, but then if you pay closer attention is a bunch of buds photoshopped together into a collage resembling camouflage. He does not smoke weed. I find this amusing.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:42
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SopWATh posted:My father in law has a shirt that looks like camouflage when you first see it, but then if you pay closer attention is a bunch of buds photoshopped together into a collage resembling camouflage. He does not smoke weed. I find this amusing.
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Feb 15, 2017 23:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPM85MCgqXo
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Feb 18, 2017 00:14
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Gonna pick some stuff up on the way home. Anyone have any recommendations on daytime and nighttime strains?
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Feb 18, 2017 00:25
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This is me literally every time I pick up
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Feb 18, 2017 00:39
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Oscar Wild posted:Gonna pick some stuff up on the way home. Anyone have any recommendations on daytime and nighttime strains? Day, if you want something mellow-but-not-sleep/couchlock: Booger (you will feel dumb asking for this or at least I did!!! But it's very good.)
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Feb 18, 2017 00:53
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Anyone else here like weed after a big day?
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Feb 22, 2017 12:03
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Tendai posted:Night: Ray Charles Ended up getting some obama kush indica strain and some Allen wrench sativa, I also got a couple prerolls as a promotion. I've only had the obama, and it's great, sleeping easy and not drinking.
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Feb 22, 2017 16:31
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Oscar Wild posted:Ended up getting some obama kush indica strain and some Allen wrench sativa, I also got a couple prerolls as a promotion. I've only had the obama, and it's great, sleeping easy and not drinking. Thanks, Obama 
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Feb 22, 2017 16:38
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Last night I found out what a Moonrock is A nug of Girl Scout Cookie strain covered in hash oil and then rolled around generously in kief Highly recommended for people with a high tolerance jesus christ
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yesterday I saw a proper "weed junky" here in the legal wild west, a goony man stood outside of a dispensary in Seattle waving around an old USB adapter and saying "trade you this for a piece of weed... just a little piece of weed" I extended the courtesy of not asking his username
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Earwicker posted:yesterday I saw a proper "weed junky" here in the legal wild west, a goony man stood outside of a dispensary in Seattle waving around an old USB adapter and saying "trade you this for a piece of weed... just a little piece of weed" Little did you know that USB contained the secret to everlasting happiness, all you needed to do was show a bit of empathy and generosity. Now you are doomed to misery for the rest of your days.
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Feb 22, 2017 18:26
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lol at weed junky
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idk if it was legal or not but the dispensary I was at in San Diego let me hit their dab rig ($3 a hit normally but they let me get a free one) right before I left but honestly so what? You drink at a bar before leaving no one is going to stop you unless you're visibly too drunk to drive. Kelp Me! posted:same except instead of self-awareness it makes me acutely aware of how many people drive like psychos with the ingrained assumption that other people will get out of their way in order to avoid being rear-ended in the right lane at 85MPH Yeah I always assume that if someone is able to do a dumbfuck thing they'll do it. I try to avoid any situation where I am relying on someone else to not do a dumbshit thing like change lanes right when you are turning right + crashing into you.
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Feb 22, 2017 19:41
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That's good advice no matter if you are always high or never touched a weed in your life
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The other thing is, if somebody does crash into me I'd rather be sober to deal with it.
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Mozi posted:The other thing is, if somebody does crash into me I'd rather be sober to deal with it. No you'd rather be drunk. Drunk folks do WAY better in crashes in terms of injury, like significantly better
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First time I bought weed was at a medicinal dispensary and they had free samples of some edible. Me being naive to weed ate one and then went to my friend's kid's birthday party where I had an awesome buzz going and was hanging out playing with the kids and it was awesome. Didn't realize until afterwards that lol I was stoned (because I didn't expect it). So yeah I guess the first time I was high on weed was at a kid's birthday party. Now I sound like a weed junky.
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Feb 22, 2017 19:56
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500 bad things posted:First time I bought weed was at a medicinal dispensary and they had free samples of some edible. Me being naive to weed ate one and then went to my friend's kid's birthday party where I had an awesome buzz going and was hanging out playing with the kids and it was awesome. Didn't realize until afterwards that lol I was stoned (because I didn't expect it). So yeah I guess the first time I was high on weed was at a kid's birthday party. Now I sound like a weed junky. Nah you sound like a fourteen year old who got high for the first time at a party except you were way older
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purple death ray posted:Nah you sound like a fourteen year old who got high for the first time at a party except you were way older Yeah I guess it feels worse because the kids were like 3
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First time I got high like a dumb 14 y/o I was 12.
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Feb 22, 2017 20:04
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Get the weed paranoia that the 3 year olds are smarter than you and telepathic
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First time high stories go! Chillin with my foster family foster sis calls me and bro out into the back yard and offers us a hit off the joint. we're like poo poo why not 5 minutes later we're taking drags and "blowing fire" at each other laughing at the shapes the smoke made and then went inside where I proceeded to eat 3/4ths of a tray of corn bread getting lost in the texture of the cornbread breaking down on my tounge and repeating it until i realized how through of a beating I had put on the cornbread.
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