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angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010

A Pinball Wizard posted:

We just switched over to a new system that sends automated e-mails when a ticket is created or closed. Also since it's a new system there are tons of duplicate tickets. There's no way to merge tickets, so you have to close one and note on it that it was merged with ticket number whatever.

It doesn't matter how much you warn the user, how clear you make the notes that "this is still open just with a different number", it doesn't matter if you called this person every day for a week and never got a response, as soon as you close that ticket there's an angry e-mail "WHY DID THIS GET CLOSED IT IS NOT RESOLVED!" And of course the reply-to e-mail address is the automated ticket generating e-mail address, so that opens another new call, which has to be closed, and...

Close both tickets.

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MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Sefal posted:

:magical:
That defeats the whole purpose of changing password every X days.

hhahahahah you think places like that mandate password changes?

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Sefal posted:

:magical:
That defeats the whole purpose of changing password every X days.

Yes but you see, they want to have access to everyone's everything to make sure things are being done right!

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

D34THROW posted:

The IT guys set our domain passwords for us and we're not allowed to change them.

And if you get locked out or forget, they can just send you the password. The original. It doesn't change. Doesn't that imply they have them stored in plaintext somewhere?

I have access to sensitive financial information because my idiot CFO didn't set up my QuickBooks account properly, and we've got sorta crappy, obvious passwords despite "complexity" and are discouraged from locking the computer anytime but the end of the day.

I live in a SOX audited world. This is insane.

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:
The way you know your IT is done right is if you actually have problems fixing problems when <part of IT> is out sick. Not even kidding.

As in literally unable to fix because of access rights, not too incompetent.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


SEKCobra posted:

The way you know your IT is done right is if you actually have problems fixing problems when <part of IT> is out sick. Not even kidding.

As in literally unable to fix because of access rights, not too incompetent.

Sounds like you are understaffed and don't have enough backup people. Everyone system should have a primary and a backup person. A third guy is also nice to have. Like maybe your ERP guy is the backup exchange guy and if Exchange guy is out sick he fixes exchange stuff.

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:

pixaal posted:

I would hope it's in a keepass but based on the fact that this doesn't make any sense at all I'm going to assume excel file and they don't care. You have incompetent internal IT. I find most people in IT don't know what they are doing and half your job is damage control for their loving up. They are almost always above you too.

It's outsourced to Intelitech :allears:


EDIT: They also gave me the domain administrator logon when Sissines was setting up a scanner to scan to my computer over the network. I still have it just in case and still need to use it from time to time!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Sefal posted:

:magical:
That defeats the whole purpose of changing password every X days.

I took over a one-man IT operation at my previous job. He had everyone's passwords for everything in an Excel sheet. It took about 2 years for me to get people to stop forwarding me their new passwords whenever they changed them.

The guy I replaced now works for a bank as an IT Manager.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Haha backup people. When I go on vacation I have to tell HR because they're not allowed to hire people when I'm out of the office.

suuma
Apr 2, 2009
I work in a small software company and we have one sysadmin, the only passwords he has are for the phones so that he can fix the call rules that people keep putting in which break the entire phone system for all 30 of us in the office.

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe
I believe we should treat passwords like how the banks do

Train the user to know that IT will never ask them for their password.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Sefal posted:

I believe we should treat passwords like how the banks do

Train the user to know that IT will never ask them for their password.

Yes. People try to tell me their password or hand it to me on a post-it all the time. I am seen as a little weird because my response is typically GET THAT THE gently caress AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW. Most of them just don't get why its an issue.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

AlternateAccount posted:

Yes. People try to tell me their password or hand it to me on a post-it all the time. I am seen as a little weird because my response is typically GET THAT THE gently caress AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW. Most of them just don't get why its an issue.

I still remember the CEO at my first jobs password, since I had to change it back so many times, and log into his computer for him so often.

That was 15 years ago.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


AlternateAccount posted:

Yes. People try to tell me their password or hand it to me on a post-it all the time. I am seen as a little weird because my response is typically GET THAT THE gently caress AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW. Most of them just don't get why its an issue.

All the time here to :( Its years of bad password practices that I'm slowly trying to fix. I really wish AD had some form of "Log in as User" option that left an audit trail that would allow me to do user-specific things without needing them to log in for me.

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

pixaal posted:

Sounds like you are understaffed and don't have enough backup people. Everyone system should have a primary and a backup person. A third guy is also nice to have. Like maybe your ERP guy is the backup exchange guy and if Exchange guy is out sick he fixes exchange stuff.

We do have two people and are supposed to be three, so it's not an issue. I'm just saying that if everyone were out sick and a process isn't possible anymore it means things work. If everything can be circumvented it doesn't work.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Ticket for a printer at another site has been open for 5 weeks. No one can print to it. I told the site contact about this issue when I noticed the printer office a day or so into the issue, nothing was done I sent another "hey what is going on" as the print queue kept building. 2 weeks into it one of the users sends me an email in Spanish I ask for the printer to be factory reset as I can't reach it by IP someone is going down to the site anyway (it's ~5000 miles away) on week 3. I get in contact with that person he says the printer was sent back here 4 weeks ago. The time line is off it hasn't been offline that long but okay the printer isn't there so I have to wait for the container to come by boat.

Today the person that was at the other site asks me about the printer in question and they sent a label printer not the "paper printer". The problem turns out to be some user found a USB cable plugged it into the printer and then plugged their computer into the printer which shut the network port off.

I was told to not clear the printer queue enjoy your 7,000 print jobs that are multiple pages each!

e: this is the site's only printer I have no idea how they lasted this long without a printer.

pixaal fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Feb 15, 2017

Sefal
Nov 8, 2011
Fun Shoe

Siochain posted:

All the time here to :( Its years of bad password practices that I'm slowly trying to fix. I really wish AD had some form of "Log in as User" option that left an audit trail that would allow me to do user-specific things without needing them to log in for me.

Yeah. that would be pretty good. but I find it's helpful to invite the user to come to you and do it together (let the user do the work and guide him) that way, the user has some more familiarity with the app/device.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


MF_James posted:

hhahahahah you think places like that mandate password changes?

Forcing users to change passwords with a complexity requirement that they are allowed to pick is so pointless that I don't know why people even bother. If people care about security use 2FA or it's just pretending to care.

They will use sticky notes or figure out some retarded system for keeping track of their password which defeats the purpose.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Nuclearmonkee posted:

Forcing users to change passwords with a complexity requirement that they are allowed to pick is so pointless that I don't know why people even bother. If people care about security use 2FA or it's just pretending to care.

They will use sticky notes or figure out some retarded system for keeping track of their password which defeats the purpose.

Previous admin got them in the habit of picking random letters and numbers to add to the end of their password corner of every monitor is a sticky not with something like J5D1 which is the end of their password but if you don't know the start (probably their kid's name) it's not too useful.

I haven't stopped the habit because it's way better than the alternative of them writing the full password and hiding it under a keyboard.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Forcing users to change passwords with a complexity requirement that they are allowed to pick is so pointless that I don't know why people even bother.

PCI compliance in my case.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Nuclearmonkee posted:

They will use sticky notes or figure out some retarded system for keeping track of their password which defeats the purpose.
Unpopular opinion; It's better that users keep their passwords on a piece of paper in their wallet than using "Password123!" as their password everywhere.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Collateral Damage posted:

Unpopular opinion; It's better that users keep their passwords on a piece of paper in their wallet than using "Password123!" as their password everywhere.

Whatever stupid thing they pick to replace it will be just as bad and pointless. Usually complexity requirements will preclude them from using their AOL password anyways and their corporate account name will likely not match that username either.

Flatscan posted:

PCI compliance in my case.

This is one of the "we must pretend to care because it's the rule" scenarios.

edit: also you can use freeRADIUS with google authenticator and have 2FA for free if the place you work doesn't want to pay for RSA tokens or whatever (they never do).

Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Feb 15, 2017

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Collateral Damage posted:

Unpopular opinion; It's better that users keep their passwords on a piece of paper in their wallet than using "Password123!" as their password everywhere.

Depends if primary attack vector is physical or not.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004

Siochain posted:

All the time here to :( Its years of bad password practices that I'm slowly trying to fix. I really wish AD had some form of "Log in as User" option that left an audit trail that would allow me to do user-specific things without needing them to log in for me.

I run into this almost every week when I deploy a new PC, and maybe this isn't the right thread for it but I'll ask anyways.

I prefer to login to a new PC under the user's account before deploying it, mostly to make sure the USMT went fine and their Outlook archive can get downloaded. In doing this though, we have to reset their password everytime. Not that that's an issue for me, but I'd love to have an automated way to do that poo poo without having to log in with a user's credentials and just take care of it automagically?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Collateral Damage posted:

Unpopular opinion; It's better that users keep their passwords on a piece of paper in their wallet than using "Password123!" as their password everywhere.

Those RSA tokens are great because they add a whole extra layer of security, without the user having to remember anything and you can't compromise them.

Apart from my colleague who was always forgetting his, so he cable-tied it to his laptop.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Siochain posted:

All the time here to :( Its years of bad password practices that I'm slowly trying to fix. I really wish AD had some form of "Log in as User" option that left an audit trail that would allow me to do user-specific things without needing them to log in for me.

Heck yes. #1 most desired feature right here.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
Windows will never have a masquerade function. Microsoft is fundamentally opposed to it.

It would be nice though. :sigh: It would also be nice if their administrative tools actually you know.. Worked. There's no reason that an administratively forced password change should be subject to time requirements.

It'd also you know be nice in TYOOL2017 if there was a way to administratively log a user out of a domain joined computer. But that isn't an option either :shrug:

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Wibla posted:

The strict password rotate rules that are in place aren't nearly as effective as people think.

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Forcing users to change passwords with a complexity requirement that they are allowed to pick is so pointless that I don't know why people even bother. If people care about security use 2FA or it's just pretending to care.

They will use sticky notes or figure out some retarded system for keeping track of their password which defeats the purpose.

This. >0 people will still use "password", then "password1", etc, but far more people will do this if you make them change the thing constantly.

My interest in using a long, complex password is inversely proportional to how often you make me A) type it in on a phone and B) trash it and remember a new one.

Annually and I'm not fighting a 1.5 inch wide keyboard to put it in? OK, it'll be some variant on "poster lock beef 3#919ab&991e883006f#144cec#e8a89" and probably on paper in my wallet until I have it down cold.

Monthly and I have to put it in daily on a phone? You get "Aaaaaaa1" because I have poo poo to do.

blackswordca
Apr 25, 2010

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes!

spog posted:

Those RSA tokens are great because they add a whole extra layer of security, without the user having to remember anything and you can't compromise them.

Apart from my colleague who was always forgetting his, so he cable-tied it to his laptop.

or the people that put them in front of web accessible unsecured webcams.

Takkaryx
Oct 17, 2007

Bunnies (very useful) Scientific Facts: Bunnies never close doors
When I went to university and worked their helpdesk part time to pay for rent/food/booze, our password requirements changed from the normal upper/lower/number/special to include cannot contain words longer than 2 letters found in the dictionary. We had manifesto length complaints from faculty, staff and students.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


cage-free egghead posted:

I run into this almost every week when I deploy a new PC, and maybe this isn't the right thread for it but I'll ask anyways.

I prefer to login to a new PC under the user's account before deploying it, mostly to make sure the USMT went fine and their Outlook archive can get downloaded. In doing this though, we have to reset their password everytime. Not that that's an issue for me, but I'd love to have an automated way to do that poo poo without having to log in with a user's credentials and just take care of it automagically?

Yep, this is where I would love it. We have a TON of software with user-specific setup poo poo (I'm trying to get to newer versions which are less stupid but, hey, you work with what you've got). Along with outlook, etc. And sometimes it makes poo poo harder - so I'll just reset their password (with their knowledge), login/do my thing, then force change on next login and get them back to work. Masquerading would be so, so nice.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Takkaryx posted:

When I went to university and worked their helpdesk part time to pay for rent/food/booze, our password requirements changed from the normal upper/lower/number/special to include cannot contain words longer than 2 letters found in the dictionary. We had manifesto length complaints from faculty, staff and students.

Those are the best particularly when they say "I can't use $dogs_name+$street_address which I use to password everything including these twenty services which were all hacked in the last year or two and now I can't remember my password thanks to you :argh:."

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003

Sefal posted:

I believe we should treat passwords like how the banks do

Train the user to know that IT will never ask them for their password.

The Danish Solution: Use the National online ID for logging in. We've had 0% password sharing after implementing it, and scores of requests for new users that somehow suddenly needed access to protected systems despite having been employed in the same position for years. I guess people won't share their logins when it's the same username/password they use for their online banking/tax/healthcare/everything.

(More about "NEM ID" here. If people are on the local LAN we only require username/password. If they're remote we use the 2-factor. The system itself scans for suspicious activity and may occasionally require 2-factor on the LAN too - if that happens and people have forgotten their key-card they can get a new one from our "Citizen Service Desk" with proper identification. We're Da Gub'mint, so it's not like we're closed when employees need it. :v: )

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Ok that works in communist europa but here in 'murica a national ID is the mark of the beast dontcha know. Can't have that.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Ok that works in communist europa but here in 'murica a national ID is the mark of the beast dontcha know. Can't have that.

Best case it leads to everybody writing their SSN down on a post-it stuck to their monitor.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

cage-free egghead posted:




This just came through our queue. We have been using Skype for Business/Lynx for 3-4 years now. Who has been using AIM after 2007?

Bank of America

Sunblood
Mar 12, 2006

I'm a freakin' blur here!
Anyone have experience with "Microsoft Teams"? Apparently it's their answer to Slack.
We've been using a combination of Skype for Business along with (classic) Skype since our SfB doesn't have persistent chat rooms. One of the do-gooders on the desk suggested Teams to the network guys and it looks like they're pushing it down next week, and may be force-uninstalling classic Skype as a result.

The only thing I've seen about Teams so far is that it has a built-in meme generator. If that's any indication about the direction they're taking...

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Okay, here's a bit of a fun one. Just got a ticket from a user because powerpoint was misbehaving.

On their title slide, which they have used for all the department's presentations, organization's template, there's your standard
code:
Enter name
Enter department
Which they then enter their name to, making it
code:
Their name
Their department
And everything's great. They can do presentations with it, whatever, but when they print it, they get
code:
Their name
Their department

Enter name
Enter department
I've looked at the file, there's no hidden layer or extra text box, printed it, and got the same thing.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Sunblood posted:

Anyone have experience with "Microsoft Teams"? Apparently it's their answer to Slack.
We've been using a combination of Skype for Business along with (classic) Skype since our SfB doesn't have persistent chat rooms. One of the do-gooders on the desk suggested Teams to the network guys and it looks like they're pushing it down next week, and may be force-uninstalling classic Skype as a result.

The only thing I've seen about Teams so far is that it has a built-in meme generator. If that's any indication about the direction they're taking...
I took a look at it a few weeks ago. It's basically like a lot of other Microsoft tools in that it's a half-baked replacement for several other half-baked tools. It's part Yammer, part Sharepoint site, part Office Group. I sent it out to a few teams to see if they wanted to evaluate it, but they didn't really see any point in another tool that duplicated most of what we already had. If anything, the functionality it offers are things that should have just been rolled into Office Groups rather than released as a separate app that serves somewhat the same purpose but isn't the same as something Microsoft already rolled out in that space.

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rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

There ought to be a system where, when an employee swiped their id to clock in, it printed a slip of paper with a randomly generated password that would automatically expire when they clocked out. Lost the slip of paper, clock out and clock back in. Want to change it to something human-readable, haha gently caress you.

At the least, take user choice out of the equation and have all passwords be machine generated. Why yes, I expect you to memorize an arbitrary string of letters, numbers and symbols, it's part of your job description (listed under 'mandatory requirements for employment') and if you're not capable of it then you're not qualified to work here.

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