[ALERT]:Photo of Kim Jong Un's Brother's Assassin Released by Police

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON OF INTEREST?
WANTED IN MURDER OF KIM JONG-NAM!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:04

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 07:44

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

i call her manna from heaven

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:07

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Hardawn posted:

i call her manna from heaven

Womanna

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:08

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

LOL indeed

Need that Tshirt

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:11

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

LOL indeed

Need that Tshirt

Sorry, it's evidence now.

e: wait, unless you meant you need a similar or identical shirt, and not that literal exact shirt depicted in the OP image.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:12

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:15

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Reality is unraveling in a completely hilarious way and I am so down with it.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:20

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

she alright

# ? Feb 16, 2017 00:21

Noun Verber: Oct 12, 2006; Cool party, guys.

Hah, he got iced by a chick in a bad wig and mom jeans. Fuckin' disgraceful.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 17:37

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

glowing and around 45 pixels wide she is one of the world's most notorious assassins

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:06

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Are her eyebrows like 30% of her body weight or is that just a weird shadow?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:29

Bruce Boxlicker: Jul 26, 2004; Fun Shoe

Incredible. I'd like to know how a "poisoned needle" killed him. What kind of magical poison was this? Was it a syringe? Was it cobra venom? Did they stab him repeatedly? How did he not notice he'd been stabbed until later? This all seems like that bad kung fu movie with Jet Lee and his needle-fu. Kiss of the Dragon?

edit: lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:29

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

ROR

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:30

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

I hope a lol-woman murders me.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:30

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

b-minus1 posted:

ROR

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:39

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

b-minus1 posted:

ROR

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:41

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

b-minus1 posted:

ROR

rmbo

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:44

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Bruce Boxlicker posted:

Incredible. I'd like to know how a "poisoned needle" killed him. What kind of magical poison was this? Was it a syringe? Was it cobra venom? Did they stab him repeatedly? How did he not notice he'd been stabbed until later? This all seems like that bad kung fu movie with Jet Lee and his needle-fu. Kiss of the Dragon?

edit: lol

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

At last, he has tasted the sting of the Atreides Gom Jabbar.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:45

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

I bet she has a nice flat butt

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:47

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

I bet she has a nice flat butt

Stop this jivehonkey this is not a road we want to go down.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 18:47

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:

Stop this jivehonkey this is not a road we want to go down.

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:14

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Noun Verber posted:

Hah, he got iced by a chick in a bad wig and mom jeans. Fuckin' disgraceful.

Apparently NK's modus operandi is farcical, B Spy Movie stuff, usually with women (or maybe they have one team and it's these ladies?)

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:30

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

b-minus1 posted:

ROR

for the lulz

a corruption of lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:36

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Um, that's a guy in drag with a wig. Using that photo is not going to help them find the assassin.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:43

Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

Neutrino posted:

Um, that's a guy in drag with a wig. Using that photo is not going to help them find the assassin.

It's John Wig.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 19:45

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

Minimalist Program posted:

It's John Wig.

lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:16

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

I bet she has a nice flat butt

# ? Feb 16, 2017 20:25

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Can LOL be the assassin world's equivalent to :nsa:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:09

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

b-minus1 posted:

ROR

# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:15

Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

praise kek

# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:15

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

came for goatse

left roring

# ? Feb 16, 2017 21:27

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

This just continues to get funnier

quote:

An Indonesian woman arrested on suspicion of the murder of North Korea dictator Kim Jong-Un�s half-brother, Kim Jong-nam, in Malaysia was told she was talking part in a comedy TV show prank, Indonesia�s police chief has claimed.

Tito Karnavian said Siti Aisyah, 25, was paid to take part in a series of pranks that involved convincing men to close their eyes and then spraying them with water. She was reportedly told this was part of filming for a comedy TV show called �Just for Laughs�.

"Such an action was done three or four times and they were given a few dollars for it, and with the last target, Kim Jong Nam, allegedly there were dangerous materials in the sprayer," Mr Karnavian said.

"She was not aware that it was an assassination attempt by alleged foreign agents.�

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...s-a7586571.html

# ? Feb 18, 2017 10:44