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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

one Orion style pizza, coming right up

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
No gods or kings (or pizza rules).

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Depending on what kind of cheese product that is, would.

Provel.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

CannonFodder posted:

Because of your avatar I read all of your posts as if Liz Lemon just walked into the writers room and said it.

And she would totally over share about the kegels.

I get this a lot and it never fails to make me happy!

Speaking of Good God, Lemon,



I think Buddha's Hand fruit are cool as hell, but these scare me.


e: Oh, hello!

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Feb 16, 2017

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I get this a lot and it never fails to make me happy!



I am the peach/orange/melon vagina

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is that ice cream? If so, would. (erotically)

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I get this a lot and it never fails to make me happy!

Speaking of Good God, Lemon,



I think Buddha's Hand fruit are cool as hell, but these scare me.


e: Oh, hello!



haute Cusine. :v:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
poor ichthyosis dick :smith:

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
Pizza? Well, it rules.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

RareAcumen posted:

The worst pizza I've ever seen.



Every. Single. Time.

I gotta read this every single time it comes up. It astounds me. It baffles me. It confuses me.

No ramen rules?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

whiteyfats posted:

That's obviously stew. :colbert:

Pizza was claimed. Rule (0) invoked. Is pizza.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

Sounds like something a pizza Nazi would say.

No pizza rules now, no pizza rules forever.



Just kidding I know most of us would be all over a slice of that

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Aesop Poprock posted:



Just kidding I know most of us would be all over a slice of that

In a heart beat, and then in no heart beat.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

TontoCorazon posted:

In a heart beat, and then in no heart beat.

It's how I want to go out

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Plinkey posted:

Time to get SCHLITZ'd



How you gonna waste an opportunity to say Schlitzfaced.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild


cream cheese, natto, and mayonnaise toast :barf:

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Julias posted:



cream cheese, natto, and mayonnaise toast :barf:

Isn't natto on toast like an actual Japanese staple?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Julias posted:



cream cheese, natto, and mayonnaise toast :barf:

The mayo is really what elevates this to full Japaneseness.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Can I get one without the mayo?

Seriously, though, the toast is good because it scrapes off the slime.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I tried to enjoy natto. Used to fermented food, I can even eat surströmming.

The worst part of natto for me wasn't the slime or the pungent taste, it was that it's extremely bitter. After a few bites, all I could taste was bitter slime, and that was after stirring in mustard and soy sauce.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

I tried to enjoy natto. Used to fermented food, I can even eat surströmming.

The worst part of natto for me wasn't the slime or the pungent taste, it was that it's extremely bitter. After a few bites, all I could taste was bitter slime, and that was after stirring in mustard and soy sauce.

Why would you farm axolotls if you don't enjoy their delicious bitter slime?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Here's a "mayo love" thing where you can take a picture of yourself hugging a mayo bottle because Japan fuckin' loves mayo.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Bitter foods can be good. Bitter Melon is the shiiiiiiiit.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Bitter foods can be good. Bitter Melon is the shiiiiiiiit.

Agreed, properly cooked Rapini is one of my favorite vegetables

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Bitter foods can be good. Bitter Melon is the shiiiiiiiit.

I really want to like bitter melon, but I just can't. It is one of those "foreigners won't eat X" foods that I can't even feign indifference to.

and people who drink the juice are superhuman!


This has got to be so healthy that the health molecules reach up and punch you so hard in the loving eyes that your sockets shatter and shower everyone else with eye socket shrapnel as you gush blood like a healthful fountain. But I am not making it.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yeah bitter melon is one I've tried repeatedly to like and given up on. It's bad and ruins anything it's in.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ripe bitter melon sure does look interesting.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Synthbuttrange posted:

Ripe bitter melon sure does look interesting.



Whoa that's weird as hell, never seen that before.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
TAG YOUR GORE/BITTER MELONS, ASSWIPES

Also, here's a very special page with the very best hits from our very favorite pizza Josef Mengeles, Pizzaria BatePapo.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pizza needs rules.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Ripe bitter melon sure does look interesting.



Okay, now I love bitter melon.

PCOS Bill posted:

Pizza needs rules.

You first! :d:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That's the fifth worst pizza I've ever seen

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

I've heard of Meyer lemons, but had never seen Mindflayer lemons until today.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I've heard of Meyer lemons, but had never seen Mindflayer lemons until today.

Fingered citron - one of four citrus fruits which occurs naturally and is not an agricultural hybrid.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommonShore posted:

Fingered citron - one of four citrus fruits which occurs naturally and is not an agricultural hybrid.

Aren't there some natural citrus hybrids, as well? Or am I thinking of another plant?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


whiteyfats posted:

Aren't there some natural citrus hybrids, as well? Or am I thinking of another plant?

There might be but last i was reading about it, they're likely the result of human intervention anyway. Like grapefruit may have first occurred without direct human intervention, but it was a accidental hybrid between plants that were being cultivated, or which had at least been imported by humans.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

CommonShore posted:

Fingered citron - one of four citrus fruits which occurs naturally and is not an agricultural hybrid.

The citron is a natural species. The Buddha hand citron is a mutant that appeared naturally, but is cultivated by people.

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Apr 12, 2013

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