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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Ghostlight posted:

It's actually kind of sad that he thinks he's at all notable outside of who his dad is.

It's loving pathetic Woman's Day apparently agrees.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It's hardly an agreement when the entire article is "What is John Key's son going to do now!?!"

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

I assume there's also a hefty amount of "people judge me for my dad, they don't even know the real me"?

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

It's actually kind of sad that he thinks he's at all notable outside of who his dad is.

The Bella Henry school of fame.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Varkk posted:

The Millie Elder-Holmes school of fame.


e: also didn't that poo poo from TV One's 7pm show have a whinge about people asking about his kids a few years ago?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Big Bad Beetleborg posted:

I assume there's also a hefty amount of "people judge me for my dad, they don't even know the real me"?

Is the real Max Key the creep that screams sexist poo poo from his car window at random people?

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

while filming on his phone while driving to show everyone how cool he is, yes.

emminou
May 25, 2006

Didn't even think to use "Labour is red", smh

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Communism is red
Lib'ruls are blue
I can't wait to rule the whole nation with you

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

emminou posted:

Didn't even think to use "Labour is red", smh

National's Blue
and Labour is Red
The left must unify
or else we're all dead

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS
rewqr

truther fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Feb 14, 2017

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Somfin posted:

National's Blue
and Labour is Red
The left must unify
or else we're all dead

'The left must unite' fits the meter better, but otherwise I'm stealing this.

Also the left will never unite. Watch Life of Brian for why.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

WarpedNaba posted:

'The left must unite' fits the meter better, but otherwise I'm stealing this.

drat, Naba, when you're right you're right.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Don't get used to it, that's my yearly quota met.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Labour is red
National is blue
I'd seize the means of
Production for you

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Labour is red
National is blue
despite what you think that'd mean
they're both right wing.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
National's Scum,
Labour's no fashion
Identity slapfights
Killed off the passion.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Labour is dead
National's led by dicks
The story of the day
Is Max Key's tiny nips.

emminou
May 25, 2006

National are awful,
Labour's no better.
Could summer in Wellington
get any wetter?

Xik
Mar 10, 2011

Dinosaur Gum
you lot are really taking this thing to the Max

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Labour is red
National is blue
I would love to go
Bash the fash with you

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

Truly we are a nation of poets

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

emminou posted:

National are awful,
Labour's no better.
Could summer in Wellington
get any wetter?

It was nice today!

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
I can't remember last time I thanked you,
Keeping my distance unintentionally.
Too close for comfort, just ain't close enough.
If I could have more time we would brainstorm.
And I love you tender, but we must walk away,
Keeping you on my greeting card file.
And if it were different - but you know it ain't
Let's get on with it love...

And call me loyal - I'll say you're loyal too.
I know you're loyal - I feel your loyal truth,
Call me loyal - I'll hold you loyal too,
And we are loyal, keep it that way...

Keep it that way girl...

Out in the battle, flung far and used.
Where does allegiance lie?
Sometimes when all of your hopes, and all of your dreams,
Are too much to value in one moment.
And all of us anxious, but why hurry love?
History's here and now.
Oh and why are you waiting - waiting for what?
The history of some love?

And call me loyal - I'll say you're loyal too.
I know you're loyal - I feel your loyal truth,
And call me loyal - I'll hold you loyal too,
And we are loyal, keep it that way... Baby...

And we are loyal - haven't you known me long enough girl?
If I could see your heart right now,
Maybe there'd be a change or two.

And you can call me loyal - I'll say you're loyal too.
I know you're loyal - I feel your loyal truth,
And call me loyal - I'll hold you loyal too,
And we are loyal, keep it that way...

Loyal! - I will say you're loyal too!
I know you're loyal - I will feel your loyal truth,
And call me loyal - I will hold you loyal too,
And we are loyal, keep it that way baby...

Keep it that way baby,
Keep it that way now!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Didn't they use that for an All Blacks ad?

The Schwa
Jul 1, 2008

didn't they use it for an everything ad

definitely for Team New Zealand

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Both parties are poo poo
National and Labour both
We are all so hosed

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

National is poo poo
Labour is too
Greens are pretty bad
New Zealand First is poo

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oak9FZSpmqI

This is really good

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003
I can't remember which of Labour and National are more pro-bushfire.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Gerry Brownlee is a wankstain.

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

slinkimalinki posted:

Gerry Brownlee is a wankstain.

His disaster management strategy is literally 'turn the stakeholders against one another to conceal doing gently caress all'.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



That's just National's general governance strategy.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


This is all over the place in tone which makes it really weird to watch. Like it switches randomly between serious drink driving style PSA, 80s style dance montage and vaguely comedic NZ slice of life scenes.

But good on CTU for obviously putting a decent amount of money into this campaign.

voiceless anal fricative fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Feb 15, 2017

Murrah
Mar 22, 2015

came in here to be emo about the cadbury factory closing

Afakasi
Jul 9, 2009

Murrah posted:

came in here to be emo about the cadbury factory closing

Awaiting the headline "Cadbury worker returns to his burned down Port Hills home after being laid off"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



"Fired" is a better pun.

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

Good ol' Gerry

quote:

Civil Defence Minister Gerry Brownlee earlier yesterday questioned the emergency response, saying he was "perplexed" over why a state of emergency was not declared earlier.

When contacted just after midnight about the developing emergency situation, Brownlee said, "You've got to be kidding. Call me in the morning."
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11801058

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Binkenstein posted:

Good ol' Gerry

Well done making the Americans look competent you fat moron

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

newtestleper posted:

I can't remember which of Labour and National are more pro-bushfire.

They're more dumpsterfire than anything.

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