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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
"I am a ninja. A ninja who doesn't understand simple levers, but a ninja nonetheless."

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

whiteyfats posted:

I like those cheap Totino's pizzas. My secret shame. :ohdear:

They're great low-effort bachelor chow, when the wife's out for the night. Of course you sprinkle on some extra cheese, if you're not an animal.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://i.imgur.com/MLxrU3P.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The best bachelor chow is a can of Hormel corned beef hash tossed in frying pan with one of those frozen hash browns and then dump a ton of hot sauce on it. Comes out looking just like dog food, but it is delicious and easily hits your sodium requirements for the day.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

food court bailiff posted:

I wanted to hear them try to explain it.
Me too but I also want my brain not to bleed out of my ears.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

The best bachelor chow is a can of Hormel corned beef hash tossed in frying pan with one of those frozen hash browns and then dump a ton of hot sauce on it. Comes out looking just like dog food, but it is delicious and easily hits your sodium requirements for the day.

Can I interest you in the Anti-Food Porn thread if you didn't already know about it's existence?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Solice Kirsk posted:

The best bachelor chow is a can of Hormel corned beef hash tossed in frying pan with one of those frozen hash browns and then dump a ton of hot sauce on it. Comes out looking just like dog food, but it is delicious and easily hits your sodium requirements for the day.

1.5 kg lean ground beef
.75kg red of black beans
.5kg onions diced
.5kg mushrooms
.5kg green peppers
1 large can crushed tomatoes
2 tbls olive oil

Sautée veggies with oil
Cook meat, strain
Mix the two, turn heat to medium-low
Salt and spice to flavour
Let cook for 2 hours

Optional: add canned peas, chopped spinach, corn, or asparagus to change it up week to week.

Serve on its own, in a wrap, or over rice, quinoa, or pasta.


Your bachelor chow is supremely inferior.



E: the shad is that the above makes up about 75 percent of my diet.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

JoelJoel posted:

Your bachelor chow is supremely inferior.

That looks suspiciously like cooking. Two hours? :frogout:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Azhais posted:

That looks suspiciously like cooking. Two hours? :frogout:

It makes 3.5 kg of food. Do it once a week and eat it 1-2 times a day.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Clitch posted:

They're great low-effort bachelor chow, when the wife's out for the night. Of course you sprinkle on some extra cheese, if you're not an animal.

I add extra cheese and usually jalapenos and/or black olives.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

Rectus posted:

Where the gently caress are the jalapeños?



Aah, there we go. No fries tho...




LOL what off-brand country are you from where those pass for jalapenos? They look like pickled sport peppers.

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

Human Tornada posted:

LOL what off-brand country are you from where those pass for jalapenos? They look like pickled sport peppers.
It's because he is wrong, apparently they are called peperoncini in English. Jalapenos are jalapenos, even in Swedish.

e: If we are doing Swedish pizza we might as well add volcano pizza:

kissekatt has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Feb 16, 2017

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

This is still just the little brother of the Calskrove:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

whiteyfats posted:

I add extra cheese and usually jalapenos and/or black olives.

Don't be scared to throw some meat on it too. Got some sliced ham? Chop that poo poo up and throw it on there!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




JoelJoel posted:

It makes 3.5 kg of food. Do it once a week and eat it 1-2 times a day.

But how many meters can a trebuchet launch it?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

JoelJoel posted:

1.5 kg lean ground beef
.75kg red of black beans
.5kg onions diced
.5kg mushrooms
.5kg green peppers
1 large can crushed tomatoes
2 tbls olive oil

Sautée veggies with oil
Cook meat, strain
Mix the two, turn heat to medium-low
Salt and spice to flavour
Let cook for 2 hours

Optional: add canned peas, chopped spinach, corn, or asparagus to change it up week to week.

Serve on its own, in a wrap, or over rice, quinoa, or pasta.


Your bachelor chow is supremely inferior.



E: the shad is that the above makes up about 75 percent of my diet.

This is the worst chili recipe I've ever seen. Beans.....

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Fixed the newelpost!

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Maybe know oo o lol

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Mierenneuker posted:

Read shadow puppet's posts in that thread for some disgusting 'zas.

Someone made the Trump!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Gromit posted:

Someone made the Trump!



Ham surrounded by a whole lot of dough? Checks out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Needs tiny sausages.

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Powaqoatse posted:

He was born rich & moved to England to avoid paying Swedish taxes once he started youtubing. gently caress him.

I thought Notch did this too but it looks like he did actually pay tax.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Field Mousepad posted:

Don't be scared to throw some meat on it too. Got some sliced ham? Chop that poo poo up and throw it on there!

I do that, too, especially if have leftovers.

Meatloaf was surprisingly good on it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Why are people such loving turd losers, these are all great.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Hm what should i cook for dinner tonight

Oh, why don't i ask the experts! some jello gut attic troll on something awful dot com is just the connoisseur I need

grand_danois
Jan 9, 2005
not a dog irl

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

If you don't want to be perceived as a nazi then don't say nazi poo poo, it's really not that complicated :shrug:

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Ball Cupper posted:

I don't like Pewdiepie's videos and I'm not going to whine about Disney dropping him, but anyone who thinks he's racist is wrong. Sure you could argue that it was a tasteless joke, and you'd be right, but really. Come on.

Yeah but saying racist stuff even to joke around has consequences, shock and awe. Turns out it pisses people off to make racism a joke.


Is that a phone that goes or...?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Is that a phone that goes or...?

As long as it's not a coke bottle.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Is that a phone that goes or...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEF7s5tKXpA&t=52s

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
PewDiePie sucks, and even if he was a lovely Nazi, that would be the least of the reasons I find him repugnant

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

FuhrerHat posted:

As long as it's not a coke bottle.

it would be ungodly to be so crazy

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
A man who got super rich screaming over video games on YouTube lost his chance at getting even more super-rich because of a questionable business decision.

O fate, thou art a mistress most cruel!
:negative:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'd hardly calling paying people to hold up racist signs a "questionable business decision", but maybe things work differently where you live.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'd hardly calling paying people to hold up racist signs a "questionable business decision", but maybe things work differently where you live.

While I'm pretty sure we are actually agreeing, what would you call it?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

theres a will theres moe posted:

A man who got super rich screaming over video games on YouTube lost his chance at getting even more super-rich because of a questionable business decision.

O fate, thou art a mistress most cruel!
:negative:

There's questionable decisions and then there are flat out bad decisions.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Stupid bitch.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Well, I was trying to frame my sarcastic lamentation from a perspective agreeable to his defenders to emphasize the ridiculousness of finding injusti--... ah, gently caress it. nevermind. I'm the freude.

keep on fighting the good fight.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Solice Kirsk posted:

The best bachelor chow is a can of Hormel corned beef hash tossed in frying pan with one of those frozen hash browns and then dump a ton of hot sauce on it. Comes out looking just like dog food, but it is delicious and easily hits your sodium requirements for the day.

Best bachelor comfort food hands down for me is peanut butter, jelly and bacon sandwiches. The crispy saltiness paired with grape or strawberry jam is goddamn heavenly.

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