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Baloogan posted:what I want is everyone on earth to drop everything that they are doing, embrace socialism with one goal: make humanity a multi planet then multi star species. THEN we can do whatever, libertarians on asteroids, communist moons, hyper capitalist pleasure planets etc yeah i want to gently caress an alien
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:12 |
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Yinlock posted:no he just wants millions of people to die incorrect he wants the current order to be destroyed because he sees it as a barrier to the opening of a new frontier Yinlock posted:also stalin was kind of a giant rear end in a top hat yes so what
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:17 |
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deadgoon posted:incorrect he definitely doesn't, he just wants to howl TRUMP at the moon as everyone dies so he can escape from the extremely handsome prime minister
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:19 |
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He never posted in C-SPAM
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:20 |
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he momentarily worked with the nazis, before turning on them first rule of communism is bash the fash, but what do I know, i'm just a lowly southern senator
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:53 |
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deadgoon posted:incorrect this sounds like the motive of the bad guy in a lesser final fantasy game
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:03 |
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... Ha ha ha. ...
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:10 |
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*clears throat* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNaV2Usxlc
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:11 |
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He was the good looking one, right?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:12 |
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having his armies stop at berlin instead of going onto paris like tsar alexander
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 12:38 |
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wait a second!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 13:59 |
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Odobenidae posted:he made the grain in ukraine very hard to obtain actually that was me
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:05 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:10 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:31 |
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his existence led to the inevitable creation of this thread!!!!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:32 |
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this was a very good thread when it was run with democratic centralism before a class traitor mod opened it up to the lumpenproles
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:42 |
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I want to say he killed a bunch of Russians, but that is actually good.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:44 |
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caused thousands of people to wear those stupid che t-shirts
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:11 |
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anti-gay and a bit paranoid
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:12 |
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Odobenidae posted:he made the grain in ukraine very hard to obtain carbs are bad checkmate counterrevolutionaries
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:16 |
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jarofpiss posted:carbs are bad checkmate counterrevolutionaries stalin was all about that paleo and taking kombucha to avoid cancer http://whatiskombucha.com/?p=115
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:41 |
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Wait I'm confused are we talking about Stalin or baloogan?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 21:11 |
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Failed to purge Krutchev in time Failed to purge Brezhnev in time. Failed to understand that Hitler was going to betray him. Failed to have a healthy diet and a active lifestyle which could have kept him alive for perhaps ten years longer. Failed to annex the warsaw pact states into the USSR in 1945 when it would have been impossible to stop him. Failed to arrange for his son to succeed him as general secretary.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 21:41 |
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didn't even lift
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:15 |
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wore a stupid hat
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:30 |
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Sun Wu Kampf posted:wore a stupid hat someone ban this weiner?!? mods???
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:31 |
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oh yeah, serious post stalin kept beria around way way way way way way way way way too long and he never should have thrown rokossovsky into prison ever, but it was a good thing he freed him and let him go kick nazi rear end
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:35 |
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Failed agroscience. LYSENKOISM
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:43 |
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Should have died of TB in 1927 imo
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:14 |
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had a pedostache
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:43 |
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:Should have died of TB in 1927 imo what if the handsome Stalin we know did dieded and the mean pateanoid one was a spooky bourgeois body double? really makes u think
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:44 |
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Kept trying to make communism work instead of restoring the Russian monarchy once he had the power to do so.
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:54 |
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Letting in like 500,000 random people in the Bolshevik party (including a lot of former Mensheviks and other counter-revolutionary groups), diluting its revolutionary message and fervor and enabling him to surround himself with yes-men and sycophants. Here's a good primer that I enjoy: http://www.marxist.net/stalinism/how/ oh wait nm this is a joke thread
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:07 |
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unironically speaking though Khrushchev was the only good premier
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:46 |
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someone get Atrocious Joe to post changing that haircut is the highest crime of Stalin
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 02:55 |
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rudatron posted:unironically speaking though Khrushchev was the only good premier Lenin was a good dude Until the aliens took him
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:42 |
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a thread in which every day, stalin gets owned really hard
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:44 |
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Sun Wu Kampf posted:a thread in which every day, stalin gets owned really hard link plz
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:44 |
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when the hell lord satannish stole stalins soul and three others from the domain of rival hell lord mephisto, stalin was resurrected as coldsteel, member of the lethal legion, in a demonic body of solid steel. stalin worked w fellow legion memver zyklon (heinrich himmler) to capture mockingbird and take her back to their masters hell, leading to scarlet witch casting a spell to transport the west coast avengers to satannishs realm on a rescue mission—which mephisto used as an opportunity to sneak into the otgwr hell lords domain to demand the stolen souls back; in the infernal melee vetweenthe two hell lords,the souls of all four members of the lethal legion were destroyed. staln shouldve seen that coming a mile away imo
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# ? Feb 16, 2017 04:59 |
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rudatron posted:unironically speaking though Khrushchev was the only good premier wow look at this tankie
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