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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Wandle Shaytham posted:

Why Stephen Feinberg of all people? What does a venture capitalist know about auditing intelligence agencies?

he owns PMC's and apparently Safeway/ALbertsons and a ton of poo poo


No that doesn't answer your question other than he's rich as gently caress and Trump is corrupt as gently caress

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Wandle Shaytham posted:

Why Donald Trump of all people? What does a failure bankrupt real estate "mogul" know about being POTUS?

is an alternate post I thought of making but then I did anyway

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Why Stephen Feinberg of all people? What does a venture capitalist know about auditing intelligence agencies?

quote:

reduce the flow of information that contradicts the president’s worldview.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Surely all the other employees will fall in lockstep once I punish the intelligence community employees enough for telling people I am an incompetent buffoon

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

You guys, I don't know if you've been made aware, but Donald Jedediah Trump, the casino-bankrupting economic genius whose name is worth billions of dollars, is the president of the United States of America. All of the states. President. Trump.

President trump
President trump
President trump








President trump












Lol

E: oh yeah and he has appointed a person who hates schools to be in charge of schools so that the next generation of Americans will be as illiterate as he is

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

No that doesn't answer your question other than he's rich as gently caress and Trump is corrupt as gently caress

Yeah, that was a ridiculous question. He just gives positions to his cronies regardless of if it makes any sense, he's been doing that since the beginning.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Why Stephen Feinberg of all people? What does a venture capitalist know about auditing intelligence agencies?

im sure he contributed to trumps campaign

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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it's funny that this poo poo is legit more troubling than 9/11 hehehe lol

Remember when 9/11 was a big deal? Or Bill Clinton cumstains? lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

i want to see this with trump's comb over shopped out

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Yeah, that was a ridiculous question. He just gives positions to his cronies regardless of if it makes any sense, he's been doing that since the beginning.

bush did the same thing with all the people tasked to rebuild iraq. it was all political donors and poo poo insted of experts. you might remember it didnt turn out well

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I'm surprised he hasn't tried to ban homework (oh wait that's been delegated to DeVoss) or vegetables in order to keep in line with his policies proposed in the seminal 45 word essay: "what would i do if i were in charge of the world" by Donald Jett-blakk Trump, grade 2, age 16

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lollin' that my wife's job is dependent on LBJ era education grants that are administered through Dept of Ed that serve low income first gen college students, and I'm getting VA benefits for part of my income heheheh can't wait to be homeless lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lollin' that my wife's job is dependent on LBJ era education grants that are administered through Dept of Ed that serve low income first gen college students, and I'm getting VA benefits for part of my income heheheh can't wait to be homeless lol

i'm thinking about building a liberal doomsday bunker on my grandpa's ranch. you guys should go in on it with me

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lollin' that my wife's job is dependent on LBJ era education grants that are administered through Dept of Ed that serve low income first gen college students, and I'm getting VA benefits for part of my income heheheh can't wait to be homeless lol

Don't worry they will* replace** that home "with one that is just as good"***!

*a word that here means won't
**a word that here means acknowledge
***a phrase which here means "because it doesn't affect a billionaire"

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

A misanthrope posted:

i'm thinking about building a liberal doomsday bunker on my grandpa's ranch. you guys should go in on it with me

I know someone already mentioned it but I have to reiterate that I never imagined that I would envy a prepper

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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A misanthrope posted:

i'm thinking about building a liberal doomsday bunker on my grandpa's ranch. you guys should go in on it with me

i have some guns and poo poo and 12 years of non relevant army training but I can make poo poo up and I'm used to sleeping in lovely places lets do this

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i imagine we come out of the bunker in 20 years and it's just the movie idiocracy

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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A misanthrope posted:

i imagine we come out of the bunker and it's just the movie idiocracy

Hi i'm "Wait What" and here is my bunker buddy "Not Sure" formerly known as A misanthrope

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Hi i'm "Wait What" and here is my bunker buddy "Not Sure" formerly known as A misanthrope

lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the man who endorsed the pizza hut big new yorker is now the president

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
luxurious bunkers start at just $50,000: https://www.google.com/amp/www.digitaltrends.com/home/atlas-survival-shelters-selling-underground-bunkers/amp/

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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FuhrerHat posted:

the man who endorsed the pizza hut big new yorker is now the president

the man who demanded he be in Home Alone 2 is now hte president hehe


when I thought I was moving to the Tricities for work I was about to pull the trigger on an old 50/60s house with a shelter underneath with the vault door thing. God that would have been glorious other than it being in the tricities

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

trump steaks

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Trump D&D thread talking about thanksgiving and I didn't feel it appropriate there but

lol when it's the turkey pardoning thing for Thanksgiving and trump just loving straight up tortures it sadistic serial killer style

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I dont think theres any going back now; the country went full retard in 2016.

Dennis Haysbert should run pretending he is really David Palmer; there's a non zero chance he'd win the White House. Itd be no more an outlandish idea than Trump being POTUS

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Wandle Shaytham posted:

Why Stephen Feinberg of all people? What does a venture capitalist know about auditing intelligence agencies?

"Through Cerberus, his private equity company, Mr. Feinberg has strong ties to the government contracting industry. Cerberus owns DynCorp International, which has had a wide array of large contracts providing security to the State Department and other agencies. DynCorp is now locked in a major legal dispute over the fate of a $10 billion State Department contract that it previously held to provide air support for counternarcotics operations overseas.

John F. Kelly, the new Homeland Security secretary, was paid $166,000 a year as a DynCorp adviser until he was named to the new administration.

Cerberus also owns Remington Outdoor, a major firearms manufacturer"


Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't the CIA play a large role in "counternarcotics"?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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hehe I think the CIA sold crack to black communities so IDK how anti narcotics they are but now we're hoping they save us from trump

lololol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

i imagine we come out of the bunker in 20 years and it's just the movie idiocracy

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:
- cared deeply about the problems facing the less fortunate people of the country
- found the only guy on the planet capable of doing anything about any of them and put him on the job
- used the power of his office to solve the biggest and most threatening problem of all based on that person's advice, and
- did this in spite of the fact that the solution cost the biggest and most powerful corporation in the nation billions of dollars in lost revenue

he was also a lean, muscular athlete with a full head of beautiful hair who could read from a teleprompter

loving hell, we should be so lucky to have a guy like that in the white house, instead we've got (lol) president trump

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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trumps hands are too small to fire an M249 saw on each shoulder

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

hehe I think the CIA sold crack to black communities so IDK how anti narcotics they are but now we're hoping they save us from trump

lololol

Haha yeah I should have just put the quotes around the "counter" part.

It would be funny if the CIA covertly got trump hooked on afrin or some poo poo just out of spite though. Like he's trying to squeeze out a few more tweets before he wraps up the state of the union address but he's already gone through both the bottles he had on him and he cant shake the feeling that he just really needs to take a few more Imodium and he keeps losing his place so the last half of the speech is just profanity riddled tweets and thats how we learn he doesn't know how to pronounce "hashtag".

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

proof of concept posted:

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho:
- cared deeply about the problems facing the less fortunate people of the country
- found the only guy on the planet capable of doing anything about any of them and put him on the job
- used the power of his office to solve the biggest and most threatening problem of all based on that person's advice, and
- did this in spite of the fact that the solution cost the biggest and most powerful corporation in the nation billions of dollars in lost revenue

he was also a lean, muscular athlete with a full head of beautiful hair who could read from a teleprompter

loving hell, we should be so lucky to have a guy like that in the white house, instead we've got (lol) president trump



holy poo poo

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Wow, that beard does wonders for his chin and neck

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i have some guns and poo poo and 12 years of non relevant army training but I can make poo poo up and I'm used to sleeping in lovely places lets do this

I don't even live on the same continent and hell I've got a shed full of canned food and capped water just standing around in case the old trumpster decides to nuke something and there's like a radioactive cloud.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
LEmme tell you having to small children in a world that chose to make Jondal Trump the president of the US after the fact, is the worst self own I've ever gotten myself into and I once kind of pooped myself backstage before a high school debate and had to go on w/o underwear.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Minimalist Program posted:

I don't even live on the same continent and hell I've got a shed full of canned food and capped water just standing around in case the old trumpster decides to nuke something and there's like a radioactive cloud.

watch on the beach man you'r efucked anyway but maybe you can gently caress the drunk chick before the end or if you're not that lucky kill your wife and child before the painful death :kiddo:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

watch on the beach man you'r efucked anyway but maybe you can gently caress the drunk chick before the end or if you're not that lucky kill your wife and child before the painful death :kiddo:

My backup plan for when the mushroom clouds + white flashes start appearing on the horizon is that we all just sort of die in the blast but if for some reason we survive bc. of range or whatever, I'll barricade the house and spend a couple of days listening to the radio. Then, if society is just gone and there's nothing left and the rape/murder gangs start roaming and food/water disappears, we'll probably go sit in car in the garage, put on a disney move on the in-car DVD and keep the motor running until we all drift off.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Having kids was the best and dumbest thing I've ever done and I'm scared every day, which is why I appreciate this thread for providing some direly needed lols.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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when I was looking at ending my life I found that with modern cars the whole emissions poo poo really fucks up with the whole suicide method so don't bank on that

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

when I was looking at ending my life I found that with modern cars the whole emissions poo poo really fucks up with the whole suicide method so don't bank on that

MY backup-backup plan is just to take the Weber into the bedroom.

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