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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HolePisser1982 posted:

watched this ryan/jeff/dave QL last nite and was a big fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1w3tMfdtT0

drat I didnt realize microsoft was ahead of the curve on pc shovelware

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absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

In Training posted:

drat I didnt realize microsoft was ahead of the curve on pc shovelware

xblig was a hell of a service

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Dave Lang tries Hitman Pro.

Spoiler Alert: It always ends in a blood bath.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Dutchy posted:

I really miss Ryan

bad

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Has ryckert bitched about new york city on the beastcast yet

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

The new demo derby is really funny and I want to play chaindive now. I'm kinda mad they stopped that release at the last second.

Seems like it could have been a hidden gem sorta like Omega Boost was on ps1.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Sharkopath posted:

The new demo derby is really funny and I want to play chaindive now. I'm kinda mad they stopped that release at the last second.

Seems like it could have been a hidden gem sorta like Omega Boost was on ps1.

Ive had chain dive on my List since i read about it on HG101 but that video makes me want to play it a lot. It looks so cool in motion

nmagness
Sep 16, 2013

Mu Zeta posted:

Has ryckert bitched about new york city on the beastcast yet

Responding to a question about road trip snacks

quote:

Dan: Uhh beef jerky.
Jeff: Ohh yeah!
Dan: The tough thing about beef jerky though especially if you're driving is that it gets stuck between your teeth. And you know, if you're a passenger you can floss it out or fish it out but that can get annoying. Also those gas station, like, taquitos on the rollers. Like the pepperjack uh taquito things...
Jeff: Oh no... no...
Alex: Absolutely not
Jeff: What?
Dan: Are you serious?!
Jeff: What?
Dan: Those are like top 10 food of all time for me I'm not kidding at all
Alex: I do not, I do not eat uh food that is in fact produced by the gas station at which I am... I am perusing.
Jeff: Dan!
Dan: Ohhh man Kwik Trip. Kwik Trip taquitos are like genuine top 10 food item of all time for me.
Jeff: Wait, but that... how...
Alex: That sounds like a quick trip to the bathroom.
Jeff: Yeah
Dan: (Paul Ryckert voice) Aaahh
Jeff: Dan, there's something wrong when a top 10 food of yours is gas station food, right?
Dan: I'm serious.
Alex: Have you met Dan Ryckert?! Do you know him?!
Jeff: I've... I've met him
Dan: I...I thought Kwik Trip was like a national institution and I was shocked when I moved out of Kansas and saw that Kwik Trip was just like a midwestern and a southern thing because that was one of the main things I ate were those Kwik Trip Taquitos, like probably 10 plus a week for sure, and then I couldn't get them once I moved out.

Raw audio skypecast last week, sympathies for anyone else who listened to the whole thing

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

dan's gonna get married in a taco Bell and probably get free food for a while

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/831894799741513728

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

nmagness posted:

Responding to a question about road trip snacks


Raw audio skypecast last week, sympathies for anyone else who listened to the whole thing

Thanks for typing this out.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
Dan and Bianca are naming their baby Turok to win $10,000 and Acclaim games for life

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

dan, to vinny: kids... are they legally people, or what's the deal there

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


HolePisser1982 posted:

Dan and Bianca are naming their baby Turok to win $10,000 and Acclaim games for life

Then they're murdering the baby to get in on that Shadowman money

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

oddium posted:

dan's gonna get married in a taco Bell and probably get free food for a while

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/831894799741513728

Papa Rykert approves
https://twitter.com/danryckert/status/831917566704644097

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

oddium posted:

dan's gonna get married in a taco Bell and probably get free food for a while

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/831894799741513728

shes actually his at home care nurse

A cool damn horse
Jan 25, 2009

I wish Dan and Bianca the best of luck in their Live Más marriage.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

oddium posted:

dan's gonna get married in a taco Bell and probably get free food for a while

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/831894799741513728

sounds like a good deal

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Free wedding. Smart.

The winning couple will get free airfare to Las Vegas, a Taco Bell catered dinner at the chain's Las Vegas Cantina restaurant, Taco Bell t-shirts, champagne flutes, and a slew of other perks like wedding photography, a private pool cabana and a VIP table at Drai’s nightclub,

For couples who don’t win the contest, but still dream of saying I do while nibbling on a Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch, there is still an opportunity to tie the knot at the flagship restaurant.

This summer, couples can purchase a $600 Taco Bell wedding package and “Walk up to the counter and order a wedding right off the menu" at the Vegas location.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

https://twitter.com/waypoint/status/832243143269634048

Waypoint is just sad. Austin Walker really dropped the ball on this site.

Soral
May 30, 2009

tao of lmao posted:

https://twitter.com/waypoint/status/832243143269634048

Waypoint is just sad. Austin Walker really dropped the ball on this site.

cursed image

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Soral posted:

cursed image

AIDS

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

oddium posted:

dan's gonna get married in a taco Bell and probably get free food for a while

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/831894799741513728

Dan looks way more into this than her

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
from this tweet


Soral posted:

cursed image

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

tao of lmao posted:

https://twitter.com/waypoint/status/832243143269634048

Waypoint is just sad. Austin Walker really dropped the ball on this site.

Some of their writers are good but way too often I click on a headline that sounds interesting and after a paragraph I realize something's off and realize it's a Patrick article. I know it's cliche to rag on him but even when he's not being obnoxious he's honestly just a really bad writer.

EDIT: obviously this was not one of those promising headlines

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

tao of lmao posted:

https://twitter.com/waypoint/status/832243143269634048

Waypoint is just sad. Austin Walker really dropped the ball on this site.

Soral posted:

cursed image

Soral
May 30, 2009

Tender Bender posted:

Some of their writers are good but way too often I click on a headline that sounds interesting and after a paragraph I realize something's off and realize it's a Patrick article. I know it's cliche to rag on him but even when he's not being obnoxious he's honestly just a really bad writer.

EDIT: obviously this was not one of those promising headlines

yeah dude, normally their headlines are so interesting and promising like, uh [scrolls back through the thread] "how pokemon would probably gently caress?" what the gently caress?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

what is waypoint supposed to be

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Lazerbeam posted:

what is waypoint supposed to be

Honestly never considered this... Really loving good question

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

waypoint is clickhole but for giant bomb

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

I think it's supposed to be a bunch of people writing stuff like human interest stories and reflections on specific games outside of "I played it, here's my impressions". The problem is that most "games journalists" are not really writers, and while Austin himself is a smart, insightful guy, he's a bad judge of talent since he apparently thinks Patrick is a great pickup.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

imo the only things getting them clicks are the more ridiculous stories like Pokémon loving and indie game characters getting jerk off mods.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

austin's favorite thing to do with his website is post "the robot from overwatch likes to get biz-zay !!" every day

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
Hardcore Gaming 101 is pretty much the only website that has articles about video games that I actually want to click on and read fully

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

oddium posted:

dan's gonna get married in a taco Bell and probably get free food for a while

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/831894799741513728

She's got the most "what have i done" look

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Lazerbeam posted:

what is waypoint supposed to be

Buzzfeed

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

HolePisser1982 posted:

Hardcore Gaming 101 is pretty much the only website that has articles about video games that I actually want to click on and read fully

It's my go to website when I'm looking for new stuff to play

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

HolePisser1982 posted:

Hardcore Gaming 101 is pretty much the only website that has articles about video games that I actually want to click on and read fully

I've been playing a lot of retro game collections & it's a really cool resource for a lot of the games in those

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Alex's tweet about the jerk off article:

i’m never prouder than when i see former coworkers producing the kind of content i always knew they were destined to make

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Fumaofthelake posted:

Alex's tweet about the jerk off article:

i’m never prouder than when i see former coworkers producing the kind of content i always knew they were destined to make

:pwn:

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