TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Baloogan get out of our brains

im just gonna splash about in ur brain a little
don't forget restock the minibar tia

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:48

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 12:22

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

hah

"ehhhhhh on second thought this thing looks like a disaster"

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Today is Day 28 god drat it.

Wait, that means we're now TWO percent of the way through Donald's term! :toot:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:48

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Agrajag posted:

what prompted this tweet?

Thread:
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/832347252869963776

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

now that Schnorkles jinxed it again

he will get rid of McFarland.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Powered Descent posted:

Wait, that means we're now TWO percent of the way through Donald's term!

one percent through his presidency tho lamo

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

Lol

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

Lol bet he saw the presser today and was like "fuuuuuuuuck that"

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Baloogan posted:

im just gonna splash about in ur brain a little
don't forget restock the minibar tia

while your feasting on our collective un and on conciousness please poop and peck and rustle your feathers all over eveything Go nuts :h:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

gregday: May 23, 2003

HAHA HAA

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/832360890653609984

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

now that Schnorkles jinxed it again

he will get rid of McFarland.

I try to use my power responsibly.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:49

Eleven Eleven: Nov 12, 2016

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed, for death is certain in this post-truth Cyberpunk Timeline.

Nothing matters. Chaos reigns. Hail Satan.

Edit Balls: Bernie would have won.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:50

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Chuck Todd: I know people say the way to get in with Trump is to compliment him, but are his staff over complimenting him and creating problems like this?
Ramesh Ponnuru: Well yesterday Hope Hicks was quoted as saying 'his brilliance is only matched by his stamina.'
Todd: Wait... that's a real quote?

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:50

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

That is one strange tan line across his head.

Also, welp, guess there won't be a competent sane guy in there after all

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:50

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Powered Descent posted:

Wait, that means we're now TWO percent of the way through Donald's term!

Trump presidency doing everything so fast that's clogging up the high speed fiber internet of his term and making it look like dial up in real time

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

He'll promote McFarland. :allears:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:51

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

i think im going to get lemongrass chicken for dinner

yum!!

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:51

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

jeesus gently caress

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/02/15/robert-harward-plans-a-housecleaning-of-trumps-national-security-council-staff/

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:51

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Guess it's new guy Billy Butin after all then

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

NSC is going to be a dumpster fire for awhile it looks.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:52

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

The Amazing Donny's Permanent Election

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:52

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Schnorkles posted:

NSC is going to be a dumpster fire for awhile it looks.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:52

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

peepeepants posted:

https://youtu.be/1xRLlG3o1YQ?t=8m30s

Lol
I like how he went for a hand shake as a reflex when his aide walked up to him.

oh i was wondering why they had hardhats on. those are the motherfucking coal miners, jsut lol. enjoy the loving black lung and without ACA.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Kurtofan posted:

The Amazing Donny's Permanent Election

is that a new Miyazaki film? I thought he retired :monocle:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Kurtofan posted:

The Amazing Donny's Permanent Election

if ur election persists for more than four years,

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Kurtofan posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baloogan posted:

im just gonna splash about in ur brain a little
don't forget restock the minibar tia

what are you having?

so far I have gin and water, but I can head to the store

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

logikv9 posted:

Bill Maher is a moron

Maybe he went to the same Hollywood Parties as Milo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJhHwspZGcg&t=286s

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

At this rate I feel like I could make a run at a pretty key state department job if I DM'd the right people

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:53

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

whoa why the gently caress would he turn down the job offer?

having someone competent and sane in that position would be nice, please don't turn it down.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:54

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Agrajag posted:

whoa why the gently caress woud he turn down the job offer?

because trump won't let him bring in sane people and its a dumpster fire

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:54

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

NSC is going to be a dumpster fire for awhile it looks.

that may be true but at least we are keeping the refugees out of the country

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:54

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Powered Descent posted:

That is one strange tan line across his head.

Also, welp, guess there won't be a competent sane guy in there after all

That's from his Kevlar

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Director of communications not being hired is one thing.

No one at the head of NSC :tif:

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:55

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Agrajag posted:

whoa why the gently caress woud he turn down the job offer?

it's a testament to our president's piss poor performance

pissssssss

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:55

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/arappeport/status/832360441355571200

What this tells me is that Trump is refusing to get rid of McFarland as deputy.

i dont think random speculation about dementia or republican senators going "Gosh that's crazy still gonna support him tho" means anything, but this is the kinda stuff that makes me go whoa

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:55

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Ya I said he was not going to be the guy as soon as he said he was going to clean out on the NSC

Trump is going to shop around to find someone who will not object to Bannon being on it

# ? Feb 16, 2017 23:55