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Dejawesp
Jan 8, 2017

You have to follow the beat!

Drunk Tomato posted:

Lol the real stdh is that scene of carnage and white genocide behind them

He tore down a multistory brick building and then burned the pile. White people should have known not to mess with the king :stare:

Dejawesp has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Feb 16, 2017

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Dejawesp posted:

He tore down a multistory brick building and then burned the pile. White people should have known not to mess with the king :stare:

I mean, some serious violent poo poo went down during King's protests. But it wasn't exactly King or the civil rights activists doing the violence.

Dejawesp
Jan 8, 2017

You have to follow the beat!

LanceHunter posted:

I mean, some serious violent poo poo went down during King's protests. But it wasn't exactly King or the civil rights activists doing the violence.

Yes but then people today are blaming protestors for riot damage and then they bring up MLK as the "good" example of a civilized protestor. Even though his protests were accused of the exact same thing and white people accused him of being a determent to the civil rights movement.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Except MLK actually protested peacefully, unlike a lot of the protests today, but sure, make them equivocal if it helps your world view.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

your friend a dog posted:

Except MLK actually protested peacefully, unlike a lot of the protests today, but sure, make them equivocal if it helps your world view.

:goonsay:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


your friend a dog posted:

Except MLK actually protested peacefully, unlike a lot of the protests today, but sure, make them equivocal if it helps your world view.

your friend a dog posted:

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all hosed up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick...

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

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Please don't let dogs suck your dick :(

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

your friend a dog posted:

Except MLK actually protested peacefully, unlike a lot of the protests today, but sure, make them equivocal if it helps your world view.

Lol if you think people give a poo poo about peaceful protesting.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Figured there'd be a goon debate over MLK, never change SA

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

your friend a dog posted:

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all hosed up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick...

:stonk: So are we all just gonna pretend that that didn't just happen?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
If forums user your friend a dog likes sucking cock, that's OK imo. :shrug:

Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Feb 17, 2017

Dejawesp
Jan 8, 2017

You have to follow the beat!

your friend a dog posted:

Except MLK actually protested peacefully, unlike a lot of the protests today, but sure, make them equivocal if it helps your world view.

One Lottery of Babylon is enough.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zipperelli. posted:

:stonk: So are we all just gonna pretend that that didn't just happen?

He's not sucking my cock so it's pretty easy to ignore.

e: But you're right sex is gross :barf:

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
it's a copypasta and a pretty good one imo

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!





'Also, they touched the flower without asking. Everyone in this class is a rapist.'

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

He won't be laughing when she says "see ya later boi".

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
So I was was surfing the web and wanted to know about how long my HQL for Maryland would take to clear and I found myself on some gun forum. Idk why I stuck around but I was browsing around at some subforum that was about my specific area and found some post that was the most STDH entry I've found in the wild in some time.


https://www.mdshooters.com/showthread.php?t=204051

quote:

Shot at in DC

Shot around is more accurate. Due to a landscaping emergency (a long story in its self) I was destined to be going to the Home Depot in the District near Brentwood and Rhode Island Avenue. Google sent me through the worst neighborhood possible in NE DC. Open air drug market between Montana and Brintwood Ave. via Soratoga Ave. Google put me in the middle of a war zone. After not finding what was promised to be at that Home Depot via their online inventory, I asked Google to send me to Lowe's in DC. Google sent me up Rhode Island Ave. and told me to turn right onto Montana Ave. At 4 PM just as I turned onto Montana Ave., a gunfight broke out among at least three thugs a half block up Montana Ave. at the drug market. At least a dozen shots fired with some going over the hood of my truck. A quick U turn and burning rubber out of there and up and away on Rhode Island Ave. I was lucky to not be shot by the black hoods running and holding their pants up with one hand and shooting with the other! A day after Christmas! What, did someone get a 9 under the tree?

In the District, you need a "good reason" to carry a handgun for self protection beyond the general "self defrense."

Well it looks to me that a "good reason" to need a gun for self defense in the District of Columbia is going to Home Depot or Lowes!

I will never go there again!

:thumbsup:



Normally I'd just let it go and let idiots be idiots, but he was very specific about a bunch of stuff so I went ahead and registered an account (I'm also a retard who wades into facebook comments, so yeah).

https://www.mdshooters.com/showpost.php?p=4703176&postcount=44

quote:

Hey OP, it's fine that you're racist, but could you please at least not make up fantasy stories about gunfights and warzones in DC. Especially the day after Christmas.

Here's the crime report from 12/25-12/27. One unarmed robbery. Nothing else.




There's 0 reported gun crimes in 1500 feet of that corner of Montana Ave, so no, a gunfight did not break out at "the drug market", which is a funny thing to call a church. This is supposedly where your shootout took place, correct? Near the corner of RI Ave and Montana?






So was the shootout happening on the lawn of the church? Or was it at the community center across the street? Or was it near any number of shops and such nearby that never reported gunshots despite "at least 12 shots" ringing out in broad daylight and this gang of drug dealer "black hoods" running with their hands on their pants?

It's a good thing we have people like you to spot these open drug markets. And, to think, they've been hiding right UNDER THE NOSE of the Fire and EMS station!




I'm sure I'll get banned or whatever for using the R word on a gun forum but it was cathartic.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
You should post the original quote in TFR and see how excited they get

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

You should post the original quote in TFR and see how excited they get

:getin:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
gun fights are so common in those neighborhoods that people don't bother reporting it to the police anymore

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Not to give any credits to the moron racist's story, but Discount Mart sure sounds like the name of a generic drugstore

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
After some back and forth, my post was deleted on the grounds that I "insulted other members".

And then everyone dogpiled to call me a libtard and tell me to "temper my dogs"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Are your dogs okay

The General
Mar 4, 2007


YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

After some back and forth, my post was deleted on the grounds that I "insulted other members".

And then everyone dogpiled to call me a libtard and tell me to "temper my dogs"

Woah woah. You may have hurt their feelings. Think about other peoples feelings for once :smith:

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

As a person who owns guns but does not post in TFR or on any gun forum, I find it simultaneously hilarious and saddening that it's totally cool to be racist as gently caress on gun forums because no one takes issue with it usually, but the second you call someone out your post is deleted by a bunch of mods who would cry "FREE SPEECH" if the same was done to one of their posts.

So basically it's okay to be totally racist and lie but I guess it's not cool to call people out on those things.

I have been part of gun forums before (rarely posted in them other than questions on cleaning and accessories and such), and I can say from experience that a huge majority of the members think they know more about guns than all the other forum members, and are very loud with their opinions on political matters. Some would even like to think they are part of a militia, and some might actually be part of one. And then, some are doomsday preppers and conspiracy theorists who are part of a militia, and there's always at least one dude whose avatar is a Guy Fawkes mask.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
even if you had a handgun you couldn't take on 12 hoods by yourself

this is why DC needs to allow private citizens to install machine guns on the hood of their car

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

life is killing me posted:

As a person who owns guns but does not post in TFR or on any gun forum, I find it simultaneously hilarious and saddening that it's totally cool to be racist as gently caress on gun forums because no one takes issue with it usually, but the second you call someone out your post is deleted by a bunch of mods who would cry "FREE SPEECH" if the same was done to one of their posts.

So basically it's okay to be totally racist and lie but I guess it's not cool to call people out on those things.

I have been part of gun forums before (rarely posted in them other than questions on cleaning and accessories and such), and I can say from experience that a huge majority of the members think they know more about guns than all the other forum members, and are very loud with their opinions on political matters. Some would even like to think they are part of a militia, and some might actually be part of one. And then, some are doomsday preppers and conspiracy theorists who are part of a militia, and there's always at least one dude whose avatar is a Guy Fawkes mask.

I have accounts on a few gun boards just so I can look at attached pictures and such without restrictions, but I rarely/never post. Even if you have a legitimate question, most of the people answering are technophobic old men with awful or bizarre grammar and spelling who do things like sign their posts (not a signature, just putting the initial of their username at the bottom of the post every time) and try to fit in racist or right-wing jokes every other sentence. And as you said, they all think they're brilliant badasses or "simple old men" who know things the real way out in the country. I like TFR because the forum is generally just as liberal as most other parts of this board and nobody takes it seriously.

--C

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

And then everyone dogpiled to call me a libtard and tell me to "temper my dogs"

Racism Sniffing Dog?



life is killing me posted:

As a person who owns guns but does not post in TFR or on any gun forum, I find it simultaneously hilarious and saddening that it's totally cool to be racist as gently caress on gun forums because no one takes issue with it usually, but the second you call someone out your post is deleted by a bunch of mods who would cry "FREE SPEECH" if the same was done to one of their posts.

So basically it's okay to be totally racist and lie but I guess it's not cool to call people out on those things.


Gun Forums are the TVTropes of conservativ eamerica

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
Update, the mod told me he deleted my post because i insulted another member.

When I pressed the mod about what the insult was, he said I called the OP a racist, and said I was a loser and I should get over it.

I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

I have accounts on a few gun boards just so I can look at attached pictures and such without restrictions, but I rarely/never post. Even if you have a legitimate question, most of the people answering are technophobic old men with awful or bizarre grammar and spelling who do things like sign their posts (not a signature, just putting the initial of their username at the bottom of the post every time) and try to fit in racist or right-wing jokes every other sentence. And as you said, they all think they're brilliant badasses or "simple old men" who know things the real way out in the country. I like TFR because the forum is generally just as liberal as most other parts of this board and nobody takes it seriously.

--C

What do you mean "without restrictions?"

Also, yeah, everything you said. Some talk in all caps which is infuriating, and signing your post when I know it's you posting is silly and puzzling. My dad does that in his text messages--"-Papa"

That said, I live in North Texas, and a good friend of mine lives down in Houston. He's a big "gun nut," but knows his stuff. He invited me to start posting in Shotgun World forums, and I made an account but rarely posted. One of the guys on there was a huge right-winger. Anyway, both this guy and my friend invited me to a practical pistol class in Georgetown which I found fun and useful, and I got a free hotel stay out of the deal. Many of those guys posting on forums like that know their way around guns and if you can get past their bravado and dumb jokes and signatures, they can help you out if you're a gun owner and have some questions. Lots of them are gunsmiths too.

But lots of guys in TFR know their gun poo poo too, so I usually just elect to post in there with any questions being that I'm already a member of SA and don't have to register an account just to post. I don't otherwise venture in there because I just need answers to questions, not to go have long discussions of the nuances of 1911 customization.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

life is killing me posted:

What do you mean "without restrictions?"

Some forums, like the 1911 Forum, don't let you view photos that are attached to a post (inline with BBcode works but attachments are blocked) unless you have an account. Which sucks when some guy does a big effort post on, say, every country's AK magazines and the subtle differences that let you identify them and you can't view the pictures except as thumbnails.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Update, the mod told me he deleted my post because i insulted another member.

When I pressed the mod about what the insult was, he said I called the OP a racist, and said I was a loser and I should get over it.

I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.

He did do his job, though.

If his job is to ban posters for calling out racism or saying anything else that dissents from "MERICA" or "black thugs"

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Oct 30, 2009

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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Update, the mod told me he deleted my post because i insulted another member.

When I pressed the mod about what the insult was, he said I called the OP a racist, and said I was a loser and I should get over it.

I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.

Well I hope you learned your lesson

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.

I get the feeling it would have happened under any government, these guys have always been racist as gently caress.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Some forums, like the 1911 Forum, don't let you view photos that are attached to a post (inline with BBcode works but attachments are blocked) unless you have an account. Which sucks when some guy does a big effort post on, say, every country's AK magazines and the subtle differences that let you identify them and you can't view the pictures except as thumbnails.

Ah yeah. I didn't think about that.

LOL at effortposting about different AK magazines. That is totally plausible, not even being facetious.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

sweeperbravo posted:

Racism Sniffing Dog?



YA BOY's dogs can hear dog whistles! :prepop:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/832734680650706947

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

life is killing me posted:

Ah yeah. I didn't think about that.

LOL at effortposting about different AK magazines. That is totally plausible, not even being facetious.

It was actually really useful because I like to get photo references for RPGs and writing, so I was able to get high quality images of some really esoteric stuff like Bosnian magazines marked with a fleur-de-lis.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Update, the mod told me he deleted my post because i insulted another member.

When I pressed the mod about what the insult was, he said I called the OP a racist, and said I was a loser and I should get over it.

I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.

"Racist" is like a racial slur to white people who happen to be racists.

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Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Update, the mod told me he deleted my post because i insulted another member.

When I pressed the mod about what the insult was, he said I called the OP a racist, and said I was a loser and I should get over it.

I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.

you invaded their safe space.

i found this on tumblr

quote:

k so story time:

i went to the local shakespeare festival (and by local, i mean on the other end of the state) and during the day i convinced my mother to go hiking with me because we were in the center of like four national parks

so we end up hiking this trail that sort of jack-knifes down the mountain and I end up climbing partway up a tree on the edge of the trail to see further out, so my smartass mother asks “legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”

and i, in my smarmy glory, go “they’re taking the hobbits to isengard!”

which is funny enough as is, but then the entire mountainside of hikers hidden in the trees goes “THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD! THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD!”

and that’s how an entire hiking trail of people who never actually saw one another convinced my mother i’m some sort of meme-summoning mountain troll

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