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Lime Tonics posted:New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie says President Donald Trump made him order meatloaf when they dined together at the White House this week. It would have been funnier if Trump goaded Christie to get something he's highly allergic to like shellfish. I just imagine him all swollen and pale as he forces down another bite of crabcakes. Sweat pours from his forehead. The bags under his eyes look like pierogis. Trump then says, "Chris, you gotta try the shrimp scampi!" A single tear falls from his eye, not on his own accord, but from the swelling constricting his tear ducts. Christie says, "Anytthinth forth youth Fonaltdh" Egbert Souse fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/446461592029630464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/446461592029630464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Someone change the date to today
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Meanwhile in Italy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0dox4l09o (4:45-5:00 is a highlight)
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Spatial posted:America has voluntarily decided to get a brain cancer that audibly farts inside its head
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Yer Burnt posted:Meanwhile in Italy i was gonna sickly burn you for posting some long rear end crap but this float is loving amaaaaaaazing LOTS of lols here!!!!
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holy loving poo poo I wish I could just have that float as a daily driver
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the president of the united states of america for 4 years
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gary oldmans diary posted:the president of the united states of america ha ha, you said for for
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Moridin920 posted:http://www.theamericanconservative.com/larison/trumps-choice-to-replace-flynn-doesnt-want-the-job/ Reminder that Petraeus is still on probation and would have to notify his parole officer if he gets the job and moves to D.C. lol Trump
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FuhrerHat posted:im currently lolling very hard about the thought of teaching this period of history as a course one day in the future this is a pretty good lol
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https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/832396832974131200 even fox news is getting in their licks over this one lol
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Our POTUS might be guilty of treason and people just figure "no big deal." If that isn't worth a sensible chuckle I dont know what is.
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hi im the president, im old, i watch morning news shows and the price is right
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trump reminds me of the guy in o brother where art thou
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the other day I was thinking more than ever we need HUAC II and lol how hosed up that is to even consider
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this LOL is kind of out in left field but stay with me for a second what if there really are aliens at area 51 and trump has to meet them
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proof of concept posted:https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/832339164796420096/photo/1 No, no, Grandpa, you have to stay and sign the bill. No, I know Jeopardy starts in ten minutes but we can record it. Yes. Yes we can record stuff now or you can watch it on your iPad later. Yes, I will help you get to the Google so you can find it.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:the other day I was thinking more than ever we need HUAC II and lol how hosed up that is to even consider are you now or have you ever been a member of the lolingest party? guilty, lol me up and throw away the teehee
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bag em and tag em posted:No, no, Grandpa, you have to stay and sign the bill. No, I know Jeopardy starts in ten minutes but we can record it. Yes. Yes we can record stuff now or you can watch it on your iPad later. Yes, I will help you get to the Google so you can find it. yesss donald... we'll "teevo" it....
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bag em and tag em posted:No, no, Grandpa, you have to stay and sign the bill. No, I know Jeopardy starts in ten minutes but we can record it. Yes. Yes we can record stuff now or you can watch it on your iPad later. Yes, I will help you get to the Google so you can find it. ALSO you fuckin cant find up to date jeopardy episodes on the internet, ANYWHERE your post made me VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!
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I kind of miss the days when our lols were Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face and not apologizing for it either.
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FuhrerHat posted:this LOL is kind of out in left field but stay with me for a second I think normal rational humans/non-toadies are alien enough to trump so I don't think SG-1 or whomever has the alien zoo keys is in a rush to introduce trump to them
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The nightly ritual of Trump's staff: "Has the thought ever occurred to you that our president might be unbalanced?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5jh2Tew75c I can't stop thinking about Trump when I watch clips of the caine mutiny lol
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Kuato posted:I kind of miss the days when our lols were Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face and not apologizing for it either. retro THROW BACK THURSDAY lol that guy actually apologized for getting shot in the face IIRC LOL
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FuhrerHat posted:this LOL is kind of out in left field but stay with me for a second he'd make one hell of a beautiful deal with aliens way better than the mess obama left behind that's what and the only thing stopping him is the fake news
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FuhrerHat posted:ALSO you fuckin cant find up to date jeopardy episodes on the internet, ANYWHERE Look, pop pop doesn't know if it's up to date or from fifteen years ago. Sometimes I just put on videos of The Dating Game and he doesn't know any different as long as someone is there to show him a chart with a smiley face on it that says "Public Opinion"
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Faith For Two posted:The nightly ritual of Trump's staff: lol, but no, wait: https://twitter.com/elianayjohnson/status/832423862780514305 LOL
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heheh our govt is unstable and out of control lol
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were probably gonna have a big, incredible, amazing, huge terrorist attack on trumps watch huh lol
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proof of concept posted:lol, but no, wait: Every time Trump makes a statement we just sit back and LOL but his entire staff has to burst into action to figure out how they can make their narrative pivot to whatever random point he just made.
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Chinatown posted:were probably gonna have a big, incredible, amazing, huge terrorist attack on trumps watch huh 
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https://twitter.com/moorehn/status/832432988587712513 remember at the presser when he said the white house is a "well-oiled machine" lol
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