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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I wonder if the Riffers just overlooked the fact Wayne "Trapper John" Rogers co-wrote The Astro-Zombies?

# ? Jan 22, 2017 19:52

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:21

PassTheRemote: Mar 15, 2007; Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Holy poo poo.

Replica is the one film Nguyen didn't release. Think about that. Birdemics 1&2 were fine by his standards. Julie and Jack was acceptable for release.

This is the film he's ashamed of. What.

edit: Jesus Christ, the preview is almost word for word from Julie and Jack. And I know he loves ripping off lines from it, because he did the same thing in Birdemic 2.

I've seen Julie and Jack, and I wish I hadn't, it's in a battle with After Last Season over worst movie I have ever watched.

# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:52

ringu0: Feb 24, 2013

Rifftrax Live: Carnival of Souls is available to download or stream.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 20:57

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

The next RiffTrax Live show is.... (LINK)

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Feb 2, 2017

# ? Feb 2, 2017 20:06

DivisionPost: Jun 28, 2006; Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

YEP. Of course it is. I'm almost certainly going to this one.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:53

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Not Samurai Cop 2?

I mean...Tommy Wiseau! Come on!

# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:56

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

A Wizard of Oz movie from the director of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny? Sure, why not?

Something tells me we won't be seeing too many of his other movies riffed, aside from MST3K's Rocket Attack USA.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:31

Rirse: May 7, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Wonder if this has a random appearance from Pirate's World?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 20:49

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

TVs Ian posted:

A Wizard of Oz movie from the director of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny? Sure, why not?

There is not a :stare:

big enough for this.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:33

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

TVs Ian posted:

A Wizard of Oz movie from the director of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny? Sure, why not?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 22:44

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

TVs Ian posted:

A Wizard of Oz movie from the director of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny? Sure, why not?

Something tells me we won't be seeing too many of his other movies riffed, aside from MST3K's Rocket Attack USA.

My Friday is about to get a lot .... weirder

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:51

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

TVs Ian posted:

A Wizard of Oz movie from the director of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny? Sure, why not?

Something tells me we won't be seeing too many of his other movies riffed, aside from MST3K's Rocket Attack USA.

Not gonna lie, any film called "Fanny Hill Meets Dr. Erotico" is on my must watch list.

Also, this guy's filmography has more funny porno titles than John T. Bone.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:32

ACRE & EQUAT: Aug 28, 2004; FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

"The Girl with the Magic Box" could go either way based on the title alone.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:23

RandomPauI: Nov 24, 2006; Grimey Drawer

They have Rifftrax Presents, how about Rifftrax After Dark?

# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:33

Vicissitude: Jan 26, 2004; You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Not gonna lie, any film called "Fanny Hill Meets Dr. Erotico" is on my must watch list.

Honestly, I'm more interested in her battle with the Red Baron. "Red Tails" indeed :wink:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:55

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Still infinitely preferable to Roller Gator.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 11:03

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Still infinitely preferable to Roller Gator.

Literally anything is preferable to Roller Gator.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 12:28

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

TVs Ian posted:

Something tells me we won't be seeing too many of his other movies riffed, aside from MST3K's Rocket Attack USA.

Barry Mahon posted:

Large-breasted private eye Busty Brown is hired to rescue a kidnapped Oriental girl, so she gets a job at a sleazy nightclub where she believes the owner is involved in the kidnapping.

I see nothing bad here

# ? Feb 4, 2017 13:47

BDawg: May 19, 2004; In Full Stereo Symphony

Started the Oz movie last night. The translation scene made me legit mad at the movie.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 13:48

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Vicissitude posted:

Honestly, I'm more interested in her battle with the Red Baron. "Red Tails" indeed

"The Red Baron" is just a period euphemism.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 15:44

Vicissitude: Jan 26, 2004; You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

TVs Ian posted:

"The Red Baron" is just a period euphemism.

And just like that, the magic is gone.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:06

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

BDawg posted:

Started the Oz movie last night. The translation scene made me legit mad at the movie.

It's even faithful to the original story, but the director is so bad at illustrating whimsy in any way that a comedic moment like that is just a slog of dialogue that goes on for like five minutes.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 19:59

CapnBry: Jul 15, 2002; I got this goin'; Grimey Drawer

Gavok posted:

It's even faithful to the original story, but the director is so bad at illustrating whimsy in any way that a comedic moment like that is just a slog of dialogue that goes on for like five minutes.

I feel like the riff "Ok so that was pointless, thanks for wasting 5 minutes of our lives, movie!" fits for half the scenes in this film. Still, the guys have been on a roll recently because I loved this riff too-- Fun in Balloon Land levels of WTF going on here. Do pumpkinmen always have to lead with their crotch when they walk? Do most invading armies do so because they don't want to do homework or know how to make breakfast?

# ? Feb 9, 2017 06:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

CapnBry posted:

Do pumpkinmen always have to lead with their crotch when they walk?

I feel bad for that poor actor's shoulders because that pumpkinhead thing can't have been light.

# ? Feb 9, 2017 15:12

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Replica riff released.

# ? Feb 10, 2017 21:52

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Woah, and I thought Julie and Jack was bad...

# ? Feb 11, 2017 00:05

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Jesus Christ.

# ? Feb 11, 2017 01:41

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Head's up, Amazon Prime has a bunch of Rifftrax features back in their system.

# ? Feb 11, 2017 03:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Continuing my journey back through the Rifftrax catalog (currently on Transformers) and I am amazed at their continued fascination with Schnappi.

# ? Feb 14, 2017 02:03

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Just got an email alert from Fandango for the April 13th live show - Samurai Cop.

Nothing on the Rifftrax site yet.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 01:29

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Mister Kingdom posted:

Just got an email alert from Fandango for the April 13th live show - Samurai Cop.

Nothing on the Rifftrax site yet.

I bought my ticket on Sunday.

# ? Feb 16, 2017 15:31

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

muscles like this! posted:

Head's up, Amazon Prime has a bunch of Rifftrax features back in their system.

I'm about to log in and watch some, so expect them to take them down again tomorrow

# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:08

GreenNight: Feb 19, 2006; Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

They need a drat category just for rifftrax.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 01:51

admataY: Oct 16, 2008

Ok i think i unironically love Honor and Glory . Its so endearingly gleefully stupid Its a joy to watch , plus the hammy bad guy is hilarious.
Also hilarious trying to figure out where have i seen the actor before, realizing its this old clip :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

he is the good guy in that one .

# ? Feb 17, 2017 11:52

Wiseblood: Dec 31, 2000

Undefeatable shares a lot of cast with Honor and Glory. Too bad Undefeatable is so...rapey. It would have also made a great Rifftrax.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:51

Overwined: Sep 22, 2008; Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

This is a like an Abbott and Costello routine written by Hitler.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 07:53

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

I watched Hillbillies in a Haunted House off Amazon and it really doesn't get the loving it deserves. It's not one of the all-time best, but it's perfect viewing for when you want to see a watchable, all kinds of stupid and relatively short Rifftrax film.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:48

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

I watched I Believe In Santa Claus and it's convinced me I was right to never go to Finland

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:19

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

DisembAudio's continued breakdown through The Room is pretty funny.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:43

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:21

Gozinbulx: Feb 19, 2004

Gavok posted:

I watched Hillbillies in a Haunted House off Amazon and it really doesn't get the loving it deserves. It's not one of the all-time best, but it's perfect viewing for when you want to see a watchable, all kinds of stupid and relatively short Rifftrax film.

Hell yeah. Loved that one.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:53

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