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hamtaro posted:mike pence said something similar
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Reminder that the press secretary started a one sided five year long twitter beef with Dippin Dots.
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Feb 17, 2017 13:52
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Stink Billyums posted:Being exposed to so much Trump, I'm starting to feel the urge to end everything with a truncated exclamation. Very sad! It's cold outside, very very cold. Possibly the coldest it's ever been, is the information I've been given. People ask me "When are you going to start the car" but the fake media lies about this. It's all lies. I say I'm going to go to the window, I said right by the window, over there by the window it's right there. This is the information I'm given, is that it's never been this cold, on any morning so I say why should I got outside at all if it's the coldest it's ever been and I can just stand by the window and start my car that way but if I were to do that the fake news would call for my head! Obama he didn't have a remote start and boy oh boy you know what people said about him and having to put a coat on and it wasn't even that cold back then, not like it is today. But anyways I used my key fob to start the car for Melania who is just a tremendous woman, very very smart and very very successful. I expect great things from her soon, she's at home with the kid because you can't just take a kid out of school with a few months left but they'll be joining me soon. Her car is the most comfortable temperature now it's just beautiful absolutely beautiful. People say to me "how can you make a car so comfortable for people" but let me tell you, I know comfort. Tumble fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 13:52
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Trump's manner of speaking is super pervasive. It's like, catchy or something. I don't know how he does it, but it's like a goddamn whilrpool when it starts up - it's awful and stupid but you kinda get dragged into it.
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Feb 17, 2017 13:53
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i hope in 8 years, during president trump's final state of the union address (delivered from a fallout bunker deep below the surface of the united states) he begins by talking about his 2016 electoral college vote count
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Feb 17, 2017 13:54
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lol he hasnt given his first state of the union speech yet
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Feb 17, 2017 13:56
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"The state of the union is great folks. We've got the best people working on these terrible, terrible problems. I inherited a mess but together we're going to Make America Great Again."
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Feb 17, 2017 13:58
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"Do you really think that Hillary could've done a better jo-" *mushroom cloud envelops the entire building and in a flash of blinding heat light everyone finally dies*
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Feb 17, 2017 14:02
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Tumble posted:"The state of the union is great folks. We've got the best people working on these terrible, terrible problems. I inherited a mess but together we're going to Make America Great Again." This is not a lol per se but yes this is 100% exactly what he will say.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:18
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Feb 17, 2017 14:27
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LOL fake news'd again. http://www.snopes.com/2017/02/14/multiple-outlets-politicians-duped-by-fake-gen-flynn-tweet/
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Feb 17, 2017 14:28
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proof of concept posted:https://twitter.com/johnfraher/status/832487451620892672 lolololol you cant make this poo poo up
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Feb 17, 2017 14:36
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Somehow people in Trump's administration spending the night in an asylum makes sense.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:48
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Jose posted:there is something wrong with me becuase i'm watching this and he's talking about how bigly he won again from an outsiders perspective, that is to say not a journalist or washingtonian, i have to say this is the most amazing poo poo to watch. its like a fly on the wall in the room. first you see some dude reporting and waiting around for ages, then you see the Easy D's entourage come in looking all sickly ill and then you see him walk in and cameras flicking on this wart of a man and its all prefaced with THE PRESIDENT WILL HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE SHORTLY and youre like, who's the president again? and then you see the yellow curtains and you say DONALD J TRUMP and you lol so hard
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Feb 17, 2017 14:50
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https://twitter.com/cnn/status/832589134590050304
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Feb 17, 2017 14:58
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Fuckin lol.
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Feb 17, 2017 15:01
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i just lolled again, i forgot about the piss curtains
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Feb 17, 2017 15:03
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Hahahaha
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Feb 17, 2017 15:18
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Feb 17, 2017 15:21
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deep, hearty lols. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832555987299082242 
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Feb 17, 2017 15:27
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Tumble posted:also i hate every time he says "deals" because it's what an 8 year old thinks his dad does at work. "He goes to work and makes deals with other people! That's him in crayon." Oh, and I'll have a vanilla frosty, thanks.
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Feb 17, 2017 15:29
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So what's the deal with the CIA/France 2012 elections leak? I see people posting this on FB like it's relevant in some way. But, having read it, it looks like it's just information gathering and not, you know, active interference in another country's election. Am I misreading this, or is it another lol?
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Feb 17, 2017 15:30
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Knight posted:LOL'n at the idea of describing every interaction with another business or entity as a "deal" that I'm making. This should be applied to every type of job, cashiers at Wendy's trying to make good deals by negotiating to large fries and drink. They don't work in food service, they make deals all day. I'd say it's bizarre that he calls things "deals" but it's really not. It's what he thinks people in top-level positions talk like, so he tries to mimic them. But he's got no idea what actually goes on there (because he really has no place in those positions), so he has to make it up and this is the kind of stuff his brain thinks passes as talking with expertise. It's hilarious. Edit - and he fooled a good chunk of people with this too, which is the funniest part. "Hold back on settlements for a little bit, ok?" and his followers are like "Oh yea poo poo they should hold back on the settlements that's pretty easy. Trump makes great deals." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToVFX_syoS0 I'm reposting this because Trump just keeps doing crazy poo poo every day and I'd really like us to sit back and really process how hilarious it is watching Trump fumble around with international diplomacy, and watching another leader bluntly laugh at him because of that. Tumble fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 15:38
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Unfinish3d posted:deep, hearty I like this guy
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Feb 17, 2017 15:43
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Knight posted:LOL'n at the idea of describing every interaction with another business or entity as a "deal" that I'm making. This should be applied to every type of job, cashiers at Wendy's trying to make good deals by negotiating to large fries and drink. They don't work in food service, they make deals all day. "I got this great deal, a killer deal, on a 4K tv, for get this.... $1399.99. They went high, I went low.... next thing you know, they're offering me a warranty, which folks.... if you know anything, you know, I know... warranties are garbage, ok? Garbage? Anyway, next thing you know, I'm sitting in front of my NEW tv, ok? And what happens? I see this fake news, right? And I'm thinking, my god! What are they going to say now?" "Uh, Mr. President, can you answer my question about the National Endowment for the Arts?"
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Feb 17, 2017 15:46
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ElGroucho posted:"Uh, Mr. President, can you answer my question about the National Endowment for the Arts?" "It's just a terrible situation, the arts are so important. I own many many great arts and let me tell you, they're great, just great. The situation that Hillary and Obama left the arts is just awful and I'm such a fan of great arts. We're going to fix this, we've got so many tremendous people working so hard to fix the arts that I just can't get into the details right now but trust me, trust me. It's going to be incredible" *an aide whispers into Trumps ear: "Mr. President the republican party doesn't support increased funding."* "I can't believe we've been wasting money on the arts. I won this election by not listening to you people and the media keeps saying I'm going to increase funding for the arts. That's just not true, the arts have been dragging this country down the toilet for too long. I've got the most incredible people working on an order to defund the arts and throw everybody involved IN JAIL." Tumble fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 15:52
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have we yet lolled about what they're spending to keep the FLOTUS in New York? have we lolled about that amount of money in comparison to the endowment to the arts, or hotel rooms for Secretary of State?
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Harrower posted:LOL fake news'd again. If the president of the US doesn't check his facts, why should they do it? Nothing to see here 
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Feb 17, 2017 16:13
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ElGroucho posted:"I got this great deal, a killer deal, on a 4K tv, for get this.... $1399.99. They went high, I went low.... next thing you know, they're offering me a warranty, which folks.... if you know anything, you know, I know... warranties are garbage, ok? Garbage? Anyway, next thing you know, I'm sitting in front of my NEW tv, ok? And what happens? I see this fake news, right? And I'm thinking, my god! What are they going to say now?" Great endowment, almost as tremendous as mine, which is as large as my inauguration crowd, which was simply the largest
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Feb 17, 2017 16:16
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I'm jealous of all your social media feeds where the Trump supporters have quieted down because mine are filled with people posting memes on how Hillary is really the one in bed with Putin even though six months ago voting Hillary meant war with Russia. And that theres Muslim terrorist training camps in America so how dare this LIEberal judge block the great immigration order and Pizzagate and how Peyton Manning and Tom Brady weren't great quarterbacks their first year so everyone should give Trump a year before criticizing him and also Hillary Hillary Hillary Lock Her Up Trumps doing such a great job just amazing, really the best job. lol ffoecaf fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 16:20
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Hillary is the true puppet
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Tumble posted:Shep isn't though, he's actually really good reporter and doesn't tolerate much bullshit from either side. Sometimes I like to torture myself by listening to Mark Levin's radio show. He is an absolute lunatic who frequently delivers the LOLs. Anyway, he wasn't too pleased with Shep's anti-trump take, calling him a Liberal hack journalist who has infiltrated Fox News, and needs to go join his buddies at cnn.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:42
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Trump is on his way to South Carolina to meet with Boeing and negotiate us some bargain-rate Air Force Ones!!
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Feb 17, 2017 17:01
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An actual facebook status written in response to yesterday's press conference "our president continues to artfully troll the media and reveal them for the shallow hateful dunces they are. Good job mr. President. Top keks." Hahahaha a presumably competent adult human had this opinion. Lol.
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ElGroucho posted:"I got this great deal, a killer deal, on a 4K tv, for get this.... $1399.99. They went high, I went low.... next thing you know, they're offering me a warranty, which folks.... if you know anything, you know, I know... warranties are garbage, ok? Garbage? Anyway, next thing you know, I'm sitting in front of my NEW tv, ok? And what happens? I see this fake news, right? And I'm thinking, my god! What are they going to say now?" Sir, this is a Mcdonalds Drive Through.
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Feb 17, 2017 17:16
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lol Trump's already considering going full gestapo and just straight up yanking people from their homes in the dead of night: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/17/trump-immigration-roundup-national-guard
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It's time to visit everyone's favorite right-wing internet circlejerk! /r/the_donald stars in - Everyone in The World loves DJT! quote:Honestly, I dare say that the majority of us here in the UK absolutely love you guys in the US and agree with Trump's views. The reason I say that with confidence is that in our last general election (which was basically a vote on immigration and how we aren't looking after our own... sound familiar?) the Conservative Party beat Labour without too much trouble - this is without considering the 4 million votes who voted UKIP who were the only other party to offer up an EU referendum. (Thank you Nigel lad.) quote:True. The only people in Britain who hate the US are leftists. You aren't alone though because they even hate Britain. Entirely truthful, no echoing happening at all! Also lol @ anyone thinking people in the UK support DJT. quote:As a Brit I can confirm. As for any leftist buddies I have they have either decided to take a break from politics or have come out and said they feel lost. One friend of mine who I would class as an anarchist has said to me he has seen the people he used to listen to and respect turn into mindless mouthpieces for the establishment. I see people waking up all around me. quote:Briton here. Apart from the brain-damaged, spoon-fed masses at universities and the public sector people here can fully understand why Trump was elected. It's why over six million of us voted for UK IP in the last election. (That's below ten percent of UK voters) quote:Im from Northern Ireland in the UK and support for Trump here is great. It is bordering on ridiculous the way the media tries to portray him but people see through it apart from the libtards etc. Trump is a great thing for America and the world. We do have a special relationship between UK and USA. I holiday there when I can afford it. I feel the truth comes from Trump quote:I've had people unfriend, insult, or dox me over Facebook for openly supporting President Trump. However, I also get messages from friends thanking me for taking a stand and agreeing with me, so silent majority wins once again! From a Russian poster. LOL indeed. How do you get doxxed on facebook? It has your name on it. quote:is that why the english are now a minority in the capital london And finally, some very noisy dogwhistle racism.
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porking a pork bun posted:lol Trump's already considering going full gestapo and just straight up yanking people from their homes in the dead of night: Militarized SWAT police doing tactical raids on weed smoking citizens and flashbanging babies *crickets chirping Tactical raids done on NON-CITIZENS *WELL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!
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