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well why not
Feb 10, 2009




EVIL Gibson posted:

Reminder that the press secretary is a secret weeabo and jacks it to anime

plz don't wikileak me

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Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Militarized SWAT police doing tactical raids on weed smoking citizens and flashbanging babies *crickets chirping

Tactical raids done on NON-CITIZENS *WELL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Militarized SWAT police doing tactical raids on weed smoking citizens and flashbanging babies *crickets chirping

Tactical raids done on NON-CITIZENS *WELL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

nah

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Yeah leftists were definitely pro-police until Trump took over.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
i think it should be a crime to kill cops and im not ashamed to say it

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
oops i ought this was the other, non lol, thread, please get out if you arent here to lol tia

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
"I love to negotiate things, I do it really well and all that stuff", says potus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQ8WFqMVqo&t=14s

*Calls netanyahu bibi and asks him to stop it with the settlements ok, gets shut down in a sentence on crimea, has crisis meeting on north korea in public, agrees to one-china policy anyway, bullies president of neighboring country into canceling meeting, has the cheapest power play handshake ever, loves anyone who compliments him*

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

my new dog posted:

"I love to negotiate things, I do it really well and all that stuff", says potus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQ8WFqMVqo&t=14s

*Calls netanyahu bibi and asks him to stop it with the settlements ok, gets shut down in a sentence on crimea, has crisis meeting on north korea in public, agrees to one-china policy anyway, bullies president of neighboring country into canceling meeting, has the cheapest power play handshake ever, loves anyone who compliments him*

*is convinced "he showed them" and looks back on his words with pride*

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Militarized SWAT police doing tactical raids on weed smoking citizens and flashbanging babies *crickets chirping

Tactical raids done on NON-CITIZENS *WELL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Yeah jeez goons why didn't any of you condemn the police before now? Can't believe you bootlickers are changing your tune now

E: I said it a couple pages back but it's nice to have my theory confirmed, no one trolling this thread by pretending to like trump can keep the facade very long. Spunky ho tried and gave up, left for a while, then his renewed attempt lasted all of like 5 posts before he is clearly not putting any effort in, I mean, claiming GBS ever liked cops? loving lol

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Feb 17, 2017

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
The thing he is good at is appealing to schemers and the mentally ill. Which is why this thread is all these pages long. Sad!

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

well why not posted:

unbelievably out of touch representation of attitudes in the UK regarding trump

lollin it UP

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


we're gonna run out of lols before we're six months in.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Holy loving lol my 50 year old mother just texted me "can't believe the fake media! Sad! 😂" even my God drat mom is lolling like crazy...

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
I can't think of a person more disliked than Trump in the UK except maybe Piers Morgan

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Groovelord Neato posted:

we're gonna run out of lols before we're six months in.

im not gonna stop lolling until i am vaporised in the nuclear holocaust

so six months sounds about right

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

"The people that love him will love him more, the people that hate him will hate him more and the people in the middle probably will look at it the way that we look at in Congress, which is that's just the new normal. That's just the s*** that happens. I don't know how else to manage it," the Republican said.

lollin

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Yeah jeez goons why didn't any of you condemn the police before now? Can't believe you bootlickers are changing your tune now

E: I said it a couple pages back but it's nice to have my theory confirmed, no one trolling this thread by pretending to like trump can keep the facade very long. Spunky ho tried and gave up, left for a while, then his renewed attempt lasted all of like 5 posts before he is clearly not putting any effort in, I mean, claiming GBS ever liked cops? loving lol

Yea they get to that point where they question why they are putting the effort in for zero lolz.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

my new dog posted:

"I love to negotiate things, I do it really well and all that stuff", says potus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQ8WFqMVqo&t=14s

*Calls netanyahu bibi and asks him to stop it with the settlements ok, gets shut down in a sentence on crimea, has crisis meeting on north korea in public, agrees to one-china policy anyway, bullies president of neighboring country into canceling meeting, has the cheapest power play handshake ever, loves anyone who compliments him*

The art of the deal~

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

a well oiled machine

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

LoL. They got extremely vetted.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

fyodor posted:

Yea they get to that point where they question why they are putting the effort in for zero lolz.

It seems like, depending on the person, it's either

-their troll being taken at face value makes them appear to be a genuine idiot rather than a master puppeteer

-it's impossible to craft a troll more absurd than real supporters' genuine comments anyway

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

bad hombres are everywhere we must secure our borders

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bag em and tag em posted:

LoL. They got extremely vetted.

:eyepop:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

It's those drat reptilians covering up the truth again --Alex Jones

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

whats hilarious is that trump 100% guaranteed would fail the exact same checks lmao

Cis Lord
Nov 14, 2016

porking a pork bun posted:

I can't think of a person more disliked than Trump in the UK except maybe Piers Morgan

When will all the Brits get together, wreck poo poo, and yell "Not my president!"?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

whats hilarious is that trump 100% guaranteed would fail the exact same checks lmao

They're apparently keeping information from him since they think he'll tweet it so he basically already has

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cis Lord posted:

When will all the Brits get together, wreck poo poo, and yell "Not my president!"?

I guess after they elect piers morgan as their prime minister

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

XMNN posted:

im not gonna stop lolling until i am vaporised in the nuclear holocaust


it's gonna be a nuclear holocaust like no other

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/AP/status/832611420999184384

lol

The House Dems met with ICE yesterday & said the only thing preventing an ICE aktion on immigrants is because they didn't have the manpower.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

corn in the bible posted:

They're apparently keeping information from him since they think he'll tweet it so he basically already has

As posted a page or so ago one of his staff was yelling confidential information into his phone while waiting at the gate in an airport

Lol, bet that guy wasn't even one of the 6 booted for failing the checks

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/832611420999184384

lol

The House Dems met with ICE yesterday & said the only thing preventing an ICE aktion on immigrants is because they didn't have the manpower.

Literally every farmer ever: waaaaalp that's fine there just don't go takin away MY illegal immigrants on account of I needs em real b-

Jose? Where'd you get to? Whys all my corn rotting, I only get 75% of the subsidy if my corn rots! How will I live?!?!?

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

I'm sure there's a better source but I'm at work on my phone (lol)

http://www.politico.com/blogs/donald-trump-administration/2017/02/white-house-failed-background-checks-dismissals-235112

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wShZqevLU

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cool, lol, daughter of trump's FL campaign manager fails check, has already been promised a new job in the treasury

Cool cool cool

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

daughter of trump's FL campaign manager ... promised a new job in the treasury

lol drain the swamp

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Moridin920 posted:

lol drain the swamp

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/02/15/yes-trump-can-drain-swamp-but-must-do-this-first-or-get-eaten-by-alligators.html

Submitted for your perusal with no comment except "lol"

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

Was one of them DJT, Eric "purple" kush, or a Latina MILF on a hover board being chased by a T Rex?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

if only those alligators would let him appoint his alligators he could clear all the alligators out of the swamp and then drain it

lol

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