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jony neuemonic posted:i have an interview tomorrow. suck their loving dick
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challenge the interviewer to ritual combat op
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saw a linkedin post where dozens of people were having a chuckle about a job ad which covered most of my responsibilities, at the salary i'm getting, saying that the expectations & compensation were ridiculously low lol
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fart simpson posted:im the opposite of your brother. i was really lazy about studying and passed all sorts of tests in college when i didn't know the material, just by reading into the wording of the questions and pattern matching. lol. congrats, you are a machine learning master
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I just got a great offer in another city. on a pure numbers basis I have to take it, but considering moving the wife, buying a new house, leaving everything I have going here does not sound like a good time. remote work is not an option. I will probably have to turn them down and I will probably never again see an offer like the dump truck full of cash they're offering me. poo poo end e/n post
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The Management posted:I just got a great offer in another city. on a pure numbers basis I have to take it, but considering moving the wife, buying a new house, leaving everything I have going here does not sound like a good time. remote work is not an option. I will probably have to turn them down and I will probably never again see an offer like the dump truck full of cash they're offering me. poo poo The heck did you apply/interview then?
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Feb 17, 2017 00:45
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you don't need to buy a house to work somewhere
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i had a coworker at intel whose wife stayed back in texas to finish up her PHR certification for a year or so, he rented while looking for a place to buy when she was able to move out. i still own my place up in sac, renting it out while living in SF like yeah it sucks picking up everything and moving away from friends, institutions. but like.. have the conversation? also dump trucks full o' cash don't make up for friends and family being hours/states/timezones away, you're dooming you and your wife to rebuilding social lives in Trump's america
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JawnV6 posted:also dump trucks full o' cash don't make up for friends and family being hours/states/timezones away, you're dooming you and your wife to rebuilding social lives in Trump's america unless the dump trucks of cash are euros or neo-deutschmarks 'cause the job's in berlin
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Cocoa Crispies posted:unless the dump trucks of cash are euros or neo-deutschmarks 'cause the job's in berlin might not be a bad idea to escape to berlin before the fascist purges start
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Feb 17, 2017 01:50
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my friend who works there convinced me to talk to them. it was interesting and I'm glad I went. and I talked to the wife. we can't see a way to make it work
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The Management posted:my friend who works there convinced me to talk to them. it was interesting and I'm glad I went. and I talked to the wife. we can't see a way to make it work dump wife, pay alimony based on old salary, make more with new salary
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mishaq posted:dump wife, pay alimony based on old salary, make more with new salary this.
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You can always buy a new wife op, remember that
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The Management posted:my friend who works there convinced me to talk to them. it was interesting and I'm glad I went. and I talked to the wife. we can't see a way to make it work also you should think very hard about whether letting this opportunity pass is going to eat away at you + gradually destroy your relationship coffeetable fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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http://www.wellingtonnz.com/work/looksee-registration/
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Berlin is way cooler than any place in the US so 
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JawnV6 posted:also dump trucks full o' cash don't make up for friends and family being hours/states/timezones away lmao yes they do
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coffeetable posted:this option has a massive upside and you can structure it so it has minimal downside. you can leave your wife 
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Feb 17, 2017 10:04
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take that job now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thanks for all of the gooney advice. there are a lot of details that I didn't mention that factor into this. I would rather stay married than have the money, that's an easy decision for me. I'm just trying to work out if there's any way to make both happen that doesn't kill me with travel. it's unlikely. oh well, some figgies can't be got.
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dude, you can move out for a couple months and get a new place. not everything has to be totally perfect the first instant at all times.
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I've got to prepare a detailed self evaluation for a promotion opportunity and it is way more frustrating than any other work I actually do Maybe I should practice my vanity somewhere.
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Feb 17, 2017 12:24
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Basically, just put a number to the inconvenience and see if they've met that number or not. It's fine if they haven't.
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The Management posted:thanks for all of the gooney advice. there are a lot of details that I didn't mention that factor into this. I would rather stay married than have the money, that's an easy decision for me. I'm just trying to work out if there's any way to make both happen that doesn't kill me with travel. it's unlikely. oh well, some figgies can't be got. get divorced and take the money
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The Management posted:thanks for all of the gooney advice. there are a lot of details that I didn't mention that factor into this. I would rather stay married than have the money, that's an easy decision for me. I'm just trying to work out if there's any way to make both happen that doesn't kill me with travel. it's unlikely. oh well, some figgies can't be got. e: beaten by doom coffeetable fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 12:57
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ShadowHawk posted:I've got to prepare a detailed self evaluation for a promotion opportunity and it is way more frustrating than any other work I actually do god I hate self evaluation time me, filling out the form: "I do the thing ok I guess" my boss, filling out the form: "minivanmegafun exemplifies what needs to be done for the thing and is a great influence on how to do the thing to people around him and blah blah blah"
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minivanmegafun posted:god I hate self evaluation time I went with something like: "I've been solving more business problems than have been directly assigned while becoming internally recognized as an expert in <x, y and zed>. You should promote me I want more money."
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Feb 17, 2017 14:31
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my self review is 'fire me i dare you i hear our competitor is hiring'
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power botton posted:my self review is 'fire me i dare you i hear our competitor is hiring' Mine is: I hear the Cayman Islands are nice.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:53
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your self review should be the most blatant self aggrandizing, written in a way that your boss can copy and paste back into your review. you need to remind them all the things you do. if you're having a hard time remembering, they sure don't remember. your boss may have to argue for and defend your raise before his bosses, colleagues, and hr. give him as much ammunition as you can to do that.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:59
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power botton posted:my self review is 'fire me i dare you i hear our competitor is hiring' it should be "make me happy so that I don't need to think about leaving"
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I've become a lot better at performance evaluations over time but my god is that stuff a load of poo poo All we have to lose is our chains brothers  
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ShadowHawk posted:I've got to prepare a detailed self evaluation for a promotion opportunity and it is way more frustrating than any other work I actually do Promo easy mode is to just leave and come back in a few months But you'd likely not want to go back after seeing how good it is elsewhere
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well i had my phone interview they asked a bunch of java questions some of which i didn't know the answer to they asked a bunch of database questions some of which i didn't know the answer to they're going to give their feedback to HR and get back to me i'm super nervous and going to go eat food and drink soda until the end of time they asked me a single oracle question so i hope i didn't write that i know oracle on my resume, i took a semester of it in college
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can you describe the difference between an inner and outer join? because a "senior DBA" we interviewed couldn't people wayyyy overestimate the IT baseline competency Bhodi fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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Feb 17, 2017 20:20
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Bhodi posted:can you describe the difference between an inner and outer join? because a "senior DBA" we interviewed couldn't yes, this. mostly because most people are unbelievably incompetent
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The Management posted:yes, this. mostly because most people are unbelievably incompetent
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wife 4 lyfe.
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Bhodi posted:I've been doing this for 15 years and every single year I meet someone who drops it a notch lower than I thought it could go you're so close, just keep going and you'll recognize the truth
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