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Miracle Whip is such a dramatic improvement over that disgusting goop, they don't even deserve to be compared. 
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Holy poo poo how is PCOS bill posting as ACES CURE PLANES
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Feb 17, 2017 16:16
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Hey now, if you cook red meat higher than medium rare at the absolute top end, you deserve a minimum jail time.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:26
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RareAcumen posted:Beats the hell out of the crazy poo poo he's been doing the last 4 months.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:42
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Miracle Whip is such a dramatic improvement over that disgusting goop, they don't even deserve to be compared. Like, I don't like either for the most part, but miracle whip is terrible. It was even deliberately designed to be a cheaper, shittier knockoff of mayonnaise.
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Feb 17, 2017 16:45
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Pastry of the Year posted:A Fistful of Dolor Come on man, knuckle sandwich was right there
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Feb 17, 2017 16:48
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CommonShore posted:jesus christ that's Miracle Whip isn't it. Those monsters probably buttered the bread before putting their awful gross sweet imitation mayonnaise on it - a gross imitation of something which isn't that good in the first place. That's possibly the saddest plate. By that I mean that the paper beneath that cold, slimy toupee ham, the miracle whip, and the awful gummy bread is embarrassed and for being a part of it. That plate is going to go into the shower afterwards and try to scrub the shame away, but it won't come off - the shame won't come off . .......... SO. My question is why not just fold the one slice instead of doing that weird thing instead?
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Feb 17, 2017 16:59
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Like, I don't like either for the most part, but miracle whip is terrible. It was even deliberately designed to be a cheaper, shittier knockoff of mayonnaise. I can understand not liking either, but for me, the taste of mayo is just so off to me. Miracle whip and bologna sandwiches are my nostalgic meal of choice from childhood poverty.
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Feb 17, 2017 17:00
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I mean...I probably still would eat this but with my eyes closed?
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Feb 17, 2017 17:12
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Every time I see a recipe for "no bake cheesecake" I want to choke the author. Make cheesecake correctly, not this whole "refrigerate for 2 hours, and WALLA!" Lazy bastards.
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Feb 17, 2017 17:24
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 I love my friends dearly. But my dear, your husband is not a cook, and that is not guacamole, it is what looks a very runny mixture of lima beans and maybe cubed fake lobster. Whatever it is, it looks loving disgusting but is apparently " THE BEST THING EVAR!". Sigh.
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Feb 17, 2017 19:17
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Teagan posted:
*looking at one of the most ubiquitous vegetables on earth* hmm this could be uh.. *squints harder* uh..... cubed fake lobster.
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Feb 17, 2017 19:23
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:*looking at one of the most ubiquitous vegetables on earth* hmm this could be uh.. *squints harder* uh..... cubed fake lobster. it's not that it isn't obvious, it just looks as gross as fake lobster, like how could he make tomato look that gross.
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Feb 17, 2017 19:36
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:*looking at one of the most ubiquitous vegetables on earth* hmm this could be uh.. *squints harder* uh..... cubed fake lobster. Mashed pastry.
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Feb 17, 2017 19:59
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Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:02
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GrandpaPants posted:Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate. Oreos are sold here (Czech Republic), there was no weird taste I remember from the one packet I bought, they were however too sweet and bland compared to competing cookie sandwiches.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:10
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GrandpaPants posted:Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate. I haven't seen them in Germany. I'm sure you could probably find them somewhere, maybe at airports or in bigger cities. We do have poptarts and a couple things like that in the international weird stuff aisle along with the salsa and taco kits and such.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:15
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Oreos are definitely a regular staple in a lot of German stores by now. Shops that have them tend to just put them in the regular snacks/sweets section. They're a familiar enough name that companies can market derivatives like chocolate with Oreo chunks in it.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:26
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GrandpaPants posted:Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate. They're pretty common here in the UK. They're sold along with regular biscuits now where a few years ago you generally had to get them from specific American shops or displays. They don't taste anything like Hershey's chocolate, just regular very sweet chocolate flavoured biscuits. I received some Hershey kisses as a gift from an American friend and when I handed them out to a bunch of British people they all said it had an aftertaste of vomit and I agreed. Why people think that's a good thing I have no idea. 
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Feb 17, 2017 20:28
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Because they don't know no better.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:30
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My Lovely Horse posted:Oreos are definitely a regular staple in a lot of German stores by now. Shops that have them tend to just put them in the regular snacks/sweets section. They're a familiar enough name that companies can market derivatives like chocolate with Oreo chunks in it. I must have just not noticed them since I wasn't really seeking them out. I've been through the cookie aisle at the big Rewe which is the only store around here that has a substantial foreign section and definitely haven't seen the standard pack of oreos.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:47
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CommonShore posted:that cold, slimy toupee ham
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Feb 17, 2017 20:47
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Feb 17, 2017 21:01
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Vitamins posted:They're pretty common here in the UK. They're sold along with regular biscuits now where a few years ago you generally had to get them from specific American shops or displays. They don't taste anything like Hershey's chocolate, just regular very sweet chocolate flavoured biscuits. Acid paired with dairy is either the best thing ever. Or, probably more likely if you've ever drank chunky milk that went off, the worst thing ever. Its not quite the home run that is squeezing citrus over fatty fish for example, although its a similar idea to adding acid to dairy like chocolate.
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Feb 17, 2017 21:08
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GrandpaPants posted:Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate. It's mostly because Americans eat too much junk food. As kid kid, I had Oreos on occasion, but went without them throughout most of high school and a couple of years after. When I was offered some on a whim, after not having eaten them for a few years, I could not believe it: They tasted fake as hell, and I could not bring myself to like them. Also yeah, Oreos don't taste anything like Hershey's Chocolate at all.
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Feb 17, 2017 21:42
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GrandpaPants posted:Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate. There's a lot of chocolate in America that doesn't taste like Hershey's and is still popular. Dove, Lindt, Ghirardelli, etc etc.
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Feb 17, 2017 21:48
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Vitamins posted:They're pretty common here in the UK. They're sold along with regular biscuits now where a few years ago you generally had to get them from specific American shops or displays. They don't taste anything like Hershey's chocolate, just regular very sweet chocolate flavoured biscuits. It's the butyric acid, which is added to get a consistent taste regardless of the freshness of the milk. The cookie part of Oreos is made with regular cocoa powder, not with pre made chocolate, and doesn't have butyric acid in it. A lot of people in the US don't like Hershey's, either. Nestle Crunch was my cheap chocolate bar of choice when I was a kid.
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Feb 18, 2017 02:02
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Oreos are everywhere in China and like other American imports they go gaga for like Chips Ahoy they somehow found a way to distill a worse flavor than the American one.
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Feb 18, 2017 02:06
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No pizza rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
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Feb 18, 2017 04:20
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:*looking at one of the most ubiquitous vegetables on earth* hmm this could be uh.. *squints harder* uh..... cubed fake lobster. Well I agree that confusing tomatoes with lobster is just plain sad, putting tomatoes in guacamole is a terrible idea and ruins it.
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Feb 18, 2017 04:35
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Feb 18, 2017 04:47
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Feb 18, 2017 04:51
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blunt for century posted:oh how i wish pictures could be thread subtitles If a friend of mine gave me that cake for my 24th birthday i probably would have teared up a little from how adorable that is
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Feb 18, 2017 06:43
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This is exactly how I felt turning 24. 
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Feb 18, 2017 07:42
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Miracle Whip is such a dramatic improvement over that disgusting goop, they don't even deserve to be compared. Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Holy poo poo how is PCOS bill posting as ACES CURE PLANES I can't say that I've ever had Miracle Whip in my life
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Feb 18, 2017 10:31
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This will be me in half a year. 
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Feb 18, 2017 10:45
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PBJ&B is fantastic. I haven't had the CO one, but I have made it at home. It's legit good, particularly with chips and pickle to have with it. That weird cereal/PB/Banana burrito looks excellent. When I worked out a lot, my favorite postworkout snack was a tortilla with PB, yogurt, and cereal in a ghetto burrito. No pics because it was back in December, but putting a decent breakfast sausage onto a blueberry muffin with cream cheese is great.
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Feb 18, 2017 11:08
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GrandpaPants posted:Are oreos popular in other parts of the world? I ask because other parts of the world (especially Europe) hates the hell out of the Hershey's taste, so I'm really wondering if Americans just have a weird/wrong palate for chocolate. Oreos are big here in Taiwan and have many different flavors. That oreo cake looks like the homemade thing you can buy at Burger King.
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They should really add an additional warning to alcohol containers to never start cooking something in the oven when you're drunk and then go lie down.
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