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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

rockcity posted:

Same here. I have very coarse facial hair and it seems to do a number on blades, whether they are cartridges or double edge blades. I get maybe 4 shaves before I can feel a significant difference and get skin irritation. I've also never had a can of shaving cream last more than a couple months. I get probably a year or so out of the Taylor of Old bond tubs of cream.

Have you ever tried Magic Shave? It's cheap and that's the stuff all the black guys I know with super coarse facial hair use.

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull


i bought a home phone to hook up to the ip phone that comes with my cable tv/internet

figured we have it might as well use it - may be good for giving out a number that wont bother our cell phones

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Wowporn posted:

I use an electric razer

They're fine if you don't mind bit of stubble.

Pick posted:

Have you ever tried Magic Shave? It's cheap and that's the stuff all the black guys I know with super coarse facial hair use.

As a white guy with v curly hair, I should try that if I ever decide to shave my beard

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Just got Shaw Blue Sky, the absolute bleeding edge cable box technology in Canada, not even officially launched yet. It's identical to xfinity x1 which I think is several years old at this point? also costs 200 god drat dollars per month for cable/150Mbps internet



On the bright side it is way better than the 7+ year old dvr that I used to use, and I finally get all the channels in my bedroom too.

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG

Bottom Liner posted:

vastly superior way

See? Fetishizing. It's just loving shaving. You're either using an electric razor, or you're shaving.

More content. For more fun with the Anova sous vide.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

beefnoodle posted:

See? Fetishizing. It's just loving shaving. You're either using an electric razor, or you're shaving.

More content. For more fun with the Anova sous vide.



Look at you fetishizing cooking.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
It ain't a fetish if we all do it.

UNF... Food...

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

beefnoodle posted:

See? Fetishizing. It's just loving shaving. You're either using an electric razor, or you're shaving.

More content. For more fun with the Anova sous vide.



What ya making? I made Creme Brulee and Lemon Curd last weekend and it was great.

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG
Eggs for the week: https://anovaculinary.com/easy-homemade-sous-vide-egg-bites/

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!

KingSlime posted:

I'm thinking normal pooping is too pedestrian and am interested in learning about pooping techniques that are vastly superior

tia, thread

Here you go

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Yo anova is a great way to make weed butter, I'd highly recommend it.

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

Coffee And Pie posted:

They're fine if you don't mind bit of stubble.


As a white guy with v curly hair, I should try that if I ever decide to shave my beard

Just be sure to follow the drat instructions, if you've shaved in the last 7 days or something it can do a real number on your skin.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Mr. F! posted:

Yo anova is a great way to make weed butter, I'd highly recommend it.

And Steak!


(and a fuckton of other delicious things.)

sterster
Jun 19, 2006
nothing
Fun Shoe
I save money on shaving supplies too! By not shaving.

Content I bought a 1/3lb angus burger w/curly fires from a food truck. It was good but not worth the $9 bucks.

TastyShrimpPlatter
Dec 18, 2006

It's me, I'm the

KingSlime posted:

I'm thinking normal pooping is too pedestrian and am interested in learning about pooping techniques that are vastly superior

tia, thread

https://www.squattypotty.com/

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Buying a Squatty Potty legitimately changed my life and combined with a bidet has improved my horrible poops and hemorrhoid a ton. Just do it if you think it's a good idea. Stick with it for a few weeks and you'll never want to go back.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

blarzgh posted:

And Steak!


(and a fuckton of other delicious things.)

Yeah steaks are so good cooked that way.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.





Kilometers Davis posted:

Buying a Squatty Potty legitimately changed my life and combined with a bidet has improved my horrible poops and hemorrhoid a ton. Just do it if you think it's a good idea. Stick with it for a few weeks and you'll never want to go back.

Incoming bidet debate

(They really make no sense to me. Why would you want poo juice splashing all over and running down your leg)

No room in my bathroom for a squatty potty

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Incoming bidet debate

(They really make no sense to me. Why would you want poo juice splashing all over and running down your leg)

No room in my bathroom for a squatty potty

If you got poop on your hand, would you just wipe it with a dry wipe? Probably not, you would at minimum use water. Why hold a different standard with your booty? With the bidet, the water isn't actually getting everywhere. It blasts your poopy butthole and drips down into the toilet and is somehow very, very controlled in reality. I was worried about those concerns myself but once you get a feel for how it works and find the best position to sit it's smooth turdblasting.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Doesn't the water go up your anus a bit?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'll stick to baby wipes if I need that extra clean

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Josh Lyman posted:

Doesn't the water go up your anus a bit?

Just like a loving partner only if you want it to.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I'll stick to baby wipes if I need that extra clean

I used those for years before the bidet. I don't understand how anyone could feel clean without those at least.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

idk I just remember going overseas and they had a little hose thing on the side of the toilet. Only the locals used it. Not only would the handles be presumably used by poo hands, there'd be poo water loving everywhere. All over the toilet seat, walls, and a huge puddle on the ground for you to slosh around in. It made no sense to me

I guess I'm just haunted

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

idk I just remember going overseas and they had a little hose thing on the side of the toilet. Only the locals used it. Not only would the handles be presumably used by poo hands, there'd be poo water loving everywhere. All over the toilet seat, walls, and a huge puddle on the ground for you to slosh around in. It made no sense to me

I guess I'm just haunted

Nah man, those are gross even to me. You have to try the kind I have. The Luxe Neo 185. Attaches to your toilet, has settings for butt, balls/vag, and a setting to clean the spray heads. Little sprayers pop out from behind a poop shield and retract back when it's done spraying. Efficient, clean, hands free.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

idk I just remember going overseas and they had a little hose thing on the side of the toilet. Only the locals used it. Not only would the handles be presumably used by poo hands, there'd be poo water loving everywhere. All over the toilet seat, walls, and a huge puddle on the ground for you to slosh around in. It made no sense to me

I guess I'm just haunted

OTOH its not like public restrooms in the US are a paragon of cleanliness because they don't have bidets...

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

idk I just remember going overseas and they had a little hose thing on the side of the toilet. Only the locals used it. Not only would the handles be presumably used by poo hands, there'd be poo water loving everywhere. All over the toilet seat, walls, and a huge puddle on the ground for you to slosh around in. It made no sense to me

I guess I'm just haunted

Those aren't bidets. Also I wouldn't use bidets in public restrooms.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
drat i want one of them fancy water shooty toilets now, i knew i was right to have thanked y'all in advance

also a fan of baby wipes but someone warned me about your rear end in a top hat drying out due to the chemicals so idk anymore

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
There is not a baby wipe in the world that can safely be flushed. Even the flushable ones. Ask a plumber how many times they've had to pull a giant glob of paper mache poo poo out of the toilet.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

KingSlime posted:

drat i want one of them fancy water shooty toilets now, i knew i was right to have thanked y'all in advance

also a fan of baby wipes but someone warned me about your rear end in a top hat drying out due to the chemicals so idk anymore

Wipes will gently caress up your toilet

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

There is not a baby wipe in the world that can safely be flushed. Even the flushable ones. Ask a plumber how many times they've had to pull a giant glob of paper mache poo poo out of the toilet.

Not just the the toilet, they fill the sewers with 'fatbergs'

quote:

6 August 2013: A fatberg roughly the size of a bus, consisting of food fat and wet wipes, was discovered in drains under London Road in Kingston upon Thames.
1 September 2014: A collection of waste, fat, wet wipes, food, tennis balls and wood planks the size of a Boeing 747 aeroplane was discovered and cleared by sanitation workers within a drain beneath a 260-foot section of road in Shepherd's Bush in West London.
3 September 2014: The sewerage system beneath Melbourne, Australia was clogged by a large mass of fat, grease and waste.
January 2015: As part of a campaign against drain blocking, Welsh Water released a video showing a fatberg in drains in Cardiff.
April 2015: A 40-metre long fatberg was reported as having been removed from underneath Chelsea. The damage the fatberg had inflicted was estimated to cost 400,000 to repair and took more than two months to remove. [12]
January 2016: The Eleebana sewage pumping station was damaged as a result of a blockage from a fatberg near Newcastle in New South Wales, Australia. The blockage "weighed about a tonne and took four hours to remove" by crane.

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

There is not a baby wipe in the world that can safely be flushed. Even the flushable ones. Ask a plumber how many times they've had to pull a giant glob of paper mache poo poo out of the toilet.

OK, but I'll probably open up with something more casual before going straight to that.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Kilometers Davis posted:

If you got poop on your hand, would you just wipe it with a dry wipe? Probably not, you would at minimum use water. Why hold a different standard with your booty?

What? Because my hands touch my face and my food and a million other things. The only thing my butthole touches is the inside of my underwear.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

People who need to eat more fiber itt.

Just lol if you aren't a one-wipe wonder

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



:swoon: That looks freaking awesome.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

1redflag posted:

People who need to eat more fiber itt.

Just lol if you aren't a one-wipe wonder

Disregard this advice everyone, some very fake news. 1redflag is in bed with Big Fiber!

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

blarzgh posted:

And Steak!


(and a fuckton of other delicious things.)

That steak is raw :(

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

PCOS Bill posted:

That steak is raw :(

This joke account is getting stale, Billy.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Jmcrofts posted:

What? Because my hands touch my face and my food and a million other things. The only thing my butthole touches is the inside of my underwear.

Rip your love life.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Constipated posted:

Disregard this advice everyone, some very fake news. 1redflag is in bed with Big Fiber!

Crooked Constipated! Many people have told me he spends hours on the toilet, yet only produces rabbit pellets. Sad!

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Kristneder
Jul 21, 2006

:siren:This is my first post.:siren:
New lamp for the entrance of my new apartment, and a new armchair.





The bed is getting delivered on monday. Looking forward to not sleeping on the couch anymore. :dance:


(not my picture obviously :))

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