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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

suck it nerd

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


didnt deray give a big presentation for wells fargo so they could pretend theyre aren't the most scummy and racist bank in america?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Bro Dad posted:

didnt deray give a big presentation for wells fargo so they could pretend theyre aren't the most scummy and racist bank in america?
yes, look at the very first page of this thread

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015



scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

The Brown Menace posted:

In my 'tags, I shape tweets, crafting burns as I please. Around me is a burgeoning empire of brand engagement. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the clouds of the internet. My tweets will become lightning bolts that devastate the ignorance of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will fav and retweet, praying for me to end their tedious bigotry. I am empowered with this vision. WOKE: the title suits me well.

Holy poo poo. Too bad this post is too long for a topic title.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

"Around me is a burgeoning empire of engagement" is what I would use.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

scuba school sucks posted:

Holy poo poo. Too bad this post is too long for a topic title.

quote:

Out of the chaos, they will fav and retweet,

Good summary imo.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I thought that pic was like loss.jpg

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005


Usually I'm the first to complain about yet another reimagining of Disney princesses, but this new take has me shook.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I bet the ultrasound showed a half parrot fetus so she got it aborted.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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lol

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Woah... the funny miscarriage

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Together we can crush dreams.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

that poor woman having to be an engineer making $100k out of college

.....gently caress I just feel bad for her

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
engineers are joyless retards

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Darkman Fanpage posted:

engineers are joyless retards

confirmed

i showed this to my coworkers who were all "yeah seems like good advice the arts are for losers"

:smith:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

confirmed

i showed this to my coworkers who were all "yeah seems like good advice the arts are for losers"

:smith:

Ask them, "but if not for artists, who will make anime?"

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I wish there were more smart people in the arts.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Guy Goodbody posted:

Ask them, "but if not for artists, who will make anime?"

still underpaid 12 year-old north koreans, still 20 hours a day

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/10643701

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This is pretty obviously tongue and cheek, dude.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
even the NYT isn't dense enough to make that tweet unironically.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Tatum Girlparts posted:

even the NYT isn't dense enough to make that tweet unironically.

IDK, there's a part of me that thinks that's actually worse.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009


thank you wells fargo you are my ally

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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MizPiz posted:

IDK, there's a part of me that thinks that's actually worse.

it being from a decade ago doesn't help

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Plutonis posted:

Eastwood hasn't directed a good movie for a decade now

*gravelly whisper* my graaaaaaaan torinoooooo

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

even the NYT isn't dense enough to make that tweet unironically.

for early '07 social media that's honestly better than I expected

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Plutonis posted:

Eastwood hasn't directed a good movie for a decade now

invictus was good, unless that's what you're referring to

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

invictus was good, unless that's what you're referring to

Fine, this decade

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
At least American sniper had a happy ending.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

lol invictus sucks

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I started to say "mystic river owns", but that came out 13 years ago

i'm loving old dudes :(

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

lLin-Manuel Miranda says the Oscars will go political, ‘like your Twitter or Facebook feed’

is everyone ready for the

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

when michael moore shoehorned politics into his oscar acceptance speech, he was rightly mocked for it. we were more enlightened back then

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

an actual dog posted:

[ur=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/02/21/lin-manuel-miranda-says-the-oscars-will-go-political-like-your-twitter-or-facebook-feed/]lLin-Manuel Miranda says the Oscars will go political, ‘like your Twitter or Facebook feed’[/url]

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So much for the tolerant left

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