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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Cake Smashing Boob posted:

pointing out internal enemies of the american people like some 3rd world authoritarian madman

the US has become a banana republic lol

posting again:

America, You Look Like an Arab Country Right Now
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/america-you-look-like-an-arab-country-right-now-214678

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

proof of concept posted:

my sides are splitting from this lol

my guts are literally falling out onto the floor loool

Where is this from? A Marla tell all book? Or made up nyt news.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Where is this from? A Marla tell all book? Or made up nyt news.

what are you talking about?

e. oh the thing I quoted duh. I dunno but it's hilarious

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Feb 18, 2017

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Amazing. Glad I took part.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

thats a real url linking to the source of a real article

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
fixed. I'm dumb. Also, here it is again http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-yells-at-cia-director-over-reports-intel-officials-are-keeping-information-from-him/

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

what a clusterfuck lol. what background checks do you even have to clear to become prez

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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What's extra crazy is, CNN actually produces fake news - like when they interviewed their own cameraman and pretended he was a random protester, or when they photoshopped the Freddie Gray officers to make it look like a racial murder.

So Trump is trying to lie, but he's actually right

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Zorodius posted:

What's extra crazy is, CNN actually produces fake news - like when they interviewed their own cameraman and pretended he was a random protester, or when they photoshopped the Freddie Gray officers to make it look like a racial murder.

So Trump is trying to lie, but he's actually right

Furthermore, CNN always tries to bootlick whatever administration takes power, but Trump is so quick to make enemies he didn't give them a chance to do that. lol.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
I just remembered that robin williams movie with the outlandish comedy scenario of the tv joke man becoming president, only it turned out in the end of the movie to be a software bug and not literal millions of people voting for a clown so it ended up being more plausible than reality in tyool 2017

lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol'ing good here at the President of the United States and his administration seriously attempting to discredit the free press in the minds of the American citizenry.


Big followup lmaos at the knowledge that if they succeed in discrediting the media then their only recommendations for news regarding political authorities will be whatever sources are fully endorsed by those same authorities. Big rofls that they are basically gunning for state-sanctioned news.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Zorodius posted:

What's extra crazy is, CNN actually produces fake news - like when they interviewed their own cameraman and pretended he was a random protester, or when they photoshopped the Freddie Gray officers to make it look like a racial murder.

So Trump is trying to lie, but he's actually right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slEPV9LyS0&t=60s

:sad:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Zorodius posted:

What's extra crazy is, CNN actually produces fake news - like when they interviewed their own cameraman and pretended he was a random protester, or when they photoshopped the Freddie Gray officers to make it look like a racial murder.

So Trump is trying to lie, but he's actually right

he means the true things they're reporting about him are fake ya dunce.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Groovelord Neato posted:

he means the true things they're reporting about him are fake ya dunce.

wow really I had no idea

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Zorodius posted:

wow really I had no idea

great now youre makin' me lol

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Remember how right after the election people said, "This is what Democrats get for calling Republicans racist and stupid." That means Trump voters thought, "I'll stick it to those libtards. I'll elect this racist rear end in a top hat against my own interests!"

Sometimes I like retro lols

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Lacey posted:

Remember how right after the election people said, "This is what Democrats get for calling Republicans racist and stupid." That means Trump voters thought, "I'll stick it to those libtards. I'll elect this racist rear end in a top hat against my own interests!"

Sometimes I like retro lols

same except i had the same lol at the time

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

predictive lol at right-wing thinkpieces disowning trump and calling him a liberal

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

First they tried to ban the Muslims, and I did not lol-
It was a serious unconstitutional action.
Then they colluded with the Russians, and I did not lol-
Such treason cannot be laughed at.
Then they started campaign rallies before spring 2017, and I did not lol-
Are you loving serious?
Then the nuclear fire came- And there was no more time to lol.

lol early and lol often friends.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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A good article

Donald Trump's Horrifying Signature is a Cry for Help





quote:

Play our new game "Trump Signature or Richter Scale Reading"

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Donmnwlw J Trnmn has learned at excruciating length that his name starts with a D, and an o, and then maybe a u or something, but he can't remember what letters are supposed to look like

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
That is definitely a lot of spikes

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Donald Trump is Presidenting so hard that the entire loving world is turning upside-down:
Zima coming back to U.S. market
what in the gently caress is next?

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Chomp8645 posted:

lol'ing good here at the President of the United States and his administration seriously attempting to discredit the free press in the minds of the American citizenry.


Big followup lmaos at the knowledge that if they succeed in discrediting the media then their only recommendations for news regarding political authorities will be whatever sources are fully endorsed by those same authorities. Big rofls that they are basically gunning for state-sanctioned news.


sry to serious reply to this in a meme thread but I think this might signal an end to traditional media. We've been positing the end of traditional information sources for a while with the advent of the internet. Why can't this be the moment that we surpass elite control of information? jussayin

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

GREAT SATAN posted:

sry to serious reply to this in a meme thread but I think this might signal an end to traditional media. We've been positing the end of traditional information sources for a while with the advent of the internet. Why can't this be the moment that we surpass elite control of information? jussayin

Because it turns out 2/3rds of the population cant differentiate feels from reals.

Edit: LOL

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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If not now, then when?

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

MRC48B posted:

Because it turns out 2/3rds of the population cant differentiate feels from reals.

Edit: LOL

elucidate

MagicBoots
Mar 29, 2010

How about we pump the atmosphere full of methane?
You put me on Cargo handling optimization?! I am the premier defense specialist in the entirety of the UN!
Don't you dare pull my funding!
You can't cut back on funding!
You will regret this!

GREAT SATAN posted:

sry to serious reply to this in a meme thread but I think this might signal an end to traditional media. We've been positing the end of traditional information sources for a while with the advent of the internet. Why can't this be the moment that we surpass elite control of information? jussayin

The replacement is going to just be controlled by a different set of even more authoritarian elites :ssh:.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GREAT SATAN posted:

sry to serious reply to this in a meme thread but I think this might signal an end to traditional media. We've been positing the end of traditional information sources for a while with the advent of the internet. Why can't this be the moment that we surpass elite control of information? jussayin

Reddit lol

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
two future: one where corporate sponsored memes rule supreme; the other where the New York Trans Pacific Times has 15 billion daily readers. Both are hell and this is our current timeline

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

this is the thread for lols, take this poo poo someplace else

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

proof of concept posted:

Donald Trump is Presidenting so hard that the entire loving world is turning upside-down:
Zima coming back to U.S. market
what in the gently caress is next?
I saw this and thought it was about Zika, the virus.

Other poorly-thought out beverage names:

ecola

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
why did a dog become trump

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Yer Burnt posted:

Alright it's time for vintage lols.

Here's the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner where you can see Easy D mentally solidifying his plans to make everyone in that room pay for their laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4MzaGk2VI

FYI the dinner this year is April 29.

Haha Trump is so stony faced, he doesn't even wince. It's like a real life Arthur meme, you can imagine him clenching his fist below the table.

To make some of your own lols, take the recent press release and put it through text to speech in various accents.

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/16/politics/donald-trump-news-conference-transcript/index.html
http://ttsreader.com/

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

GREAT SATAN posted:

sry to serious reply to this in a meme thread but I think this might signal an end to traditional media. We've been positing the end of traditional information sources for a while with the advent of the internet. Why can't this be the moment that we surpass elite control of information? jussayin

So far it turns out that abandoning faith in traditional media organisations leads to accepting and endorsing thinkpiece funded propaganda so blatantly fake that it makes even the worst of traditional media seem preferable.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Yer Burnt posted:

Alright it's time for vintage lols.

Here's the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner where you can see Easy D mentally solidifying his plans to make everyone in that room pay for their laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4MzaGk2VI

FYI the dinner this year is April 29.

lol it's still funny as hell. maybe even more so.

busey had the right idea imo rusty bird cage 2020

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009
a lil lol snuck into the corner of my news today :)

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Kumo posted:

Scene, Interior, Night. The camera sweeps down a long plush hallway of a hotel where secret service agents in suits stand at their posts intermittently. The camera slows and turns to the last door where two agents stand guard. Heard through the door are the sounds of sexual congress. Cut to the interior where the president and first lady lie on the bed.

Trump: "Uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, ah-ah, uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, ah.."

The first lady has a far away look in her eyes, like she's trying to remember if she might have burned the toast.* PRESIDENT TRUMP thrusts inside her like he is sawing the leg off of a dead horse. His pace and guttural recitation of his electoral votes quickens as he approaches climax.

Trump: "Virginia, thirteen! Florida, tw- twenty-nine! Wisconsin, ten! Arizo- Arizo-! ARIZOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Melania: [Silence]

Trump: [INHUMAN SQUEALING]

Cut to a single tear rolling down the cheek of an agent outside.

Cut Away

*Studio Note: She should blink so the audience knows she's alive.

Tonight on the way home from dinner I texted this to my wife's phone and let the text to speech function of her car read it. Also I am a literal child but we lol'd nonetheless.

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