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Ginette Reno posted:If it was in Philadelphia the guy would have choked out the kid Heh, and drawn a five minute major delay of game in a playoff match.
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a false posted:ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen lmao that kid owns
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a false posted:ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen there's a lot to untangle in this story but one of my favorite parts might be that this kid probably would never come up with an insult like that if he was at a stage in life where he'd know what john tavares is supposed to be swallowing
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a false posted:ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen 
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a false posted:ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen 
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a false posted:ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen Buy this kid an account
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DJExile posted:jesus christ the Avs have just completely given up  If you don't think the Flyers are going to humilate and poo poo house the Pens like they always do except for that one series 2008
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achillesforever6 posted:
I think you underestimate how lovely the Flyers are at this point.
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a false posted:ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen Beauty. That kid deserves a beer.
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How do Caps fans feel about Sanford getting the start again over Vrana? I feel like Vrana is the better choice long term...but Trotz says that Sanford has earned the job for now. Not sure how I feel about it.
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achillesforever6 posted:
Yeah I know Philly's had their number for a bit now but the Flyers are a 100% goddamn disaster lately.
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DJExile posted:Yeah I know Philly's had their number for a bit now but the Flyers are a 100% goddamn disaster lately. Is ghost bear still getting benched?
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Cartoon Man posted:Is ghost bear still getting benched? nah he's back but the whole offense (and powerplay specifically) has just been completely dead for like a month now
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Cartoon Man posted:How do Caps fans feel about Sanford getting the start again over Vrana? I feel like Vrana is the better choice long term...but Trotz says that Sanford has earned the job for now. Not sure how I feel about it. I'd prefer Vrana but also thought Sanford looked decent earlier this year. He scored the winning goal before the break, too so this may be a confidence play as much as anything. Vrana is pretty much a sure thing. Sanford may benefit from the boost. I'm OK with it.
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DJExile posted:jesus christ the Avs have just completely given up Looks nice Which means Hakstol will probably start Neuvirth that night
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Jagr's still got it. https://twitter.com/mikeFAIL/status/832806358936195075 Better Video: https://www.nhl.com/video/jagr-nets-brilliant-solo-effort/t-283346348/c-49519903 soggybagel fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Feb 18, 2017 |
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that man is 45 loving years old and still doing poo poo like that 
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DJExile posted:that man is 45 loving years old and still doing poo poo like that I was wondering, "Will he get 2k?" Part of me says "nah", and then he does poo poo like that and I'm all "... ok, he might. unlikely, but holy gently caress"
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You can only wonder how much better his career numbers would be if he didn't go to Russia for 3 years
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That Jagr goal is ridiculous. So glad he's on my team 
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Shawn Cotureier posted:You can only wonder how much better his career numbers would be if he didn't go to Russia for 3 years Or if he tried when he was in DC?
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Slappy Pappy posted:Or if he tried when he was in DC?
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Shawn Cotureier posted:You can only wonder how much better his career numbers would be if he didn't go to Russia for 3 years This is fun to speculate about, but Jagr himself has said multiple times that the time in the KHL rejuvenated him and it's very likely that if he never left the NHL, he'd probably be retired right now and this argument would be moot e: But for fun, I'd say that if he stayed and all his subsequent NHL seasons since his return stayed the same, I'd bet that he'd be ending this season at/around 2100-2150 points Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Feb 18, 2017 |
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lmao 45 years old. Forty loving five. He's literally the greatest non-Gretzky non-Howe player of all time, right?
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VJeff posted:lmao 45 years old. He's most certainly the best euro ever. I think you need to include Bobby Orr, though.
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Kalenn Istarion posted:Nobody answered my question about leafs trades I asked this earlier and basically anything the leafs have to offer right now would involve them giving up their only good players. They don't have the depth or intriguing guys that they can do without, nor a shitload of AHL prospects. Sadly my Flames are in a similar position. If you're on the roster I imagine the attitude is either a) costs an arm and a leg or b) nobody wants you
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I asked this earlier and basically anything the leafs have to offer right now would involve them giving up their only good players. They don't have the depth or intriguing guys that they can do without, nor a shitload of AHL prospects. Well, they have $15m of cap room so they don't necessarily need to give all that much, they can just take on some guys that are burdens on the budgets of underperforming teams. I was hoping there were some veteran defensemen who are up this year (cuz the leafs' d sucks) but haven't had the time to follow it more closely.
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Babcock went on the radio yesterday and basically said if you're a Leaf fan you should find something else to watch on deadline day. There's basically no purpose to the team adding a rental this year and no sense in dismantling a really young forward core to address the perceived need. Best use of the cap space in the short term would be to keep doing what they've done the past couple of years; taking on other teams cap/roster burdens to stockpile picks and prospects. Nobody cares that Brooks Laich got banished to the Marlies but people sure appreciate picking up Connor Carrick for the trouble, Leafs need to keep on sifting marginal players to find their D depth. Most big-ticket guys available via trade or FA are going to be expensive and likely too old for this core, the team would be a lot better served trying to find guys on the cusp for cheap.
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Kalenn Istarion posted:Nobody answered my question about leafs trades Outside of young depth (Kasperi Kapanen, Freddie the Goat, Kerby Rychel for the leafs), it's hard to see a team wanting what Toronto has to sell that Toronto should want to sell. The only exception is JVR, and you'd have more luck sending him off next year. Koopa Kid posted:Babcock went on the radio yesterday and basically said if you're a Leaf fan you should find something else to watch on deadline day. There's basically no purpose to the team adding a rental this year and no sense in dismantling a really young forward core to address the perceived need. Carrick, Brown and Leivo could all be "we'll take them for this really expensive player and the highest pick we can shove at you" fodder, but they're all decent roster players now and it doesn't really make sense to send them off if you're not getting anything in return. The Leafs aren't going to tank the back half of the season away so it's unlikely you're going to pursue a Brooks Laich-esque trade. Schlesische fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Feb 18, 2017 |
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Koopa Kid posted:Babcock went on the radio yesterday and basically said if you're a Leaf fan you should find something else to watch on deadline day. There's basically no purpose to the team adding a rental this year and no sense in dismantling a really young forward core to address the perceived need. Thanks - this makes sense and was what I was getting at with having cap room to work with. Agreed that a rental doesn't make sense as they are imo a bit too early in their rebuild to start dealing their future for the present.
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Schlesische posted:Outside of young depth (Kasperi Kapanen, Freddie the Goat, Kerby Rychel for the leafs), it's hard to see a team wanting what Toronto has to sell that Toronto should want to sell. I don't think they should sell jvr to be honest - he's got to be providing some veteran stability to a group of otherwise very young guys.
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Kalenn Istarion posted:I don't think they should sell jvr to be honest - he's got to be providing some veteran stability to a group of otherwise very young guys. His contract expires after next year and at 4.2m, it's a pretty decent bargain for a decent 2nd line scoring winger. The return for someone like that is amazing, and you can always have a solid swing at getting him back in Free Agency.
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I like JVR a lot but I don't know if I want to be the team to be paying him free agent dollars in two years' time. He's one of the better scorers in the league but he's a total black hole on his own side of the red line, he's the sort of player people perceived early days Kessel/Kadri to be but in reality. I see the value in keeping him around, but if the Leafs were going to move someone in the near future I'd want it to be him over guys like Nylander/Brown/Kapanen.
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Koopa Kid posted:I like JVR a lot but I don't know if I want to be the team to be paying him free agent dollars in two years' time. He's one of the better scorers in the league but he's a total black hole on his own side of the red line, he's the sort of player people perceived early days Kessel/Kadri to be but in reality. I see the value in keeping him around, but if the Leafs were going to move someone in the near future I'd want it to be him over guys like Nylander/Brown/Kapanen. If the leafs have a tough 2017-2018 I could definitely see them trading Brown or Kapanen for "Veteran Leadership". There's no way they trade Will Nye. JVR on the other hand, I think he's gone after next season either way. You're going to want money left over for Marner/Matthews/Nylander and that 4.25 mil is going to come in handy.
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I honestly think our scoring depth is being addressed properly. My only concern is dealing with loving Hunwick and Polak taking up dman spots that we could be using to help develop some rookies with sheltered minutes. Instead we have a gong show that has demonstrated multiple times now that they can't play the style of hockey the Leafs require now. I also hope JVR doesn't move. I like his chemistry with Marner though I'm sure Marner can build chemistry with practically anyone. For he is the truth you see.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:He's most certainly the best euro ever. I think you need to include Bobby Orr, though. Best Euro ever? Jagr isn't even the best Czech ever.
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VJeff posted:lmao 45 years old.       
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