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I'm the shotgun
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:10 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:09 |
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If I ever commit a crime severe enough to warrant news helicopters I'm going to do nothing but draw penises until they get bored or I die.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 04:41 |
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 07:55 |
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Exploding tyre blew his shirt off
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 09:40 |
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TheMostFrench posted:Exploding tyre blew his shirt off And it looks like his right hand, too.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 09:43 |
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There was another one where (IIRC) a punk of some sort was trying to extort money out of somebody and had attached a spike to the back of his shoe so that he could (in his mind) surreptitiously slash a tire as he was walking by, either for plausible deniability or just to look badass or whatever, and it ended up blowing his leg off clean at the knee when he tried it.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 10:00 |
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Best tyre gif:
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 10:33 |
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cnut posted:And it looks like his right hand, too. Broken wrist methinks. Which I admit is less funny.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 12:09 |
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I think the tire guy died. I feel like I read that once.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:35 |
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Truck tires are no joke. I once met a guy who lost an eye to an exploding tire, and his orbital socket shattered and sent a bunch of bone confetti into his brain. He survived, but had a lot of long term effects from it (as you'd expect)
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:41 |
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:Best tyre gif: one of the best gifs ever holy poo poo canyoneer posted:Truck tires are no joke. I once met a guy who lost an eye to an exploding tire, and his orbital socket shattered and sent a bunch of bone confetti into his brain. He survived, but had a lot of long term effects from it (as you'd expect) semi tires can explode during highway travel and decapitate drivers in cars that are next to them. think about that next time you are passing a semi
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:59 |
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Turns out people get injured in explosions. Even if they're not orange!
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:48 |
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Professor SJW posted:one of the best gifs ever holy poo poo Not to mention that most trucking firms are skinflinting motherfuckers who flaunt safety violations. Most truck tires are tissue-thin with some lovely retread slapped on it, which can also kill you as it comes flying off. I personally knew a guy that died after pulling his car over on the highway to fix a flat on the outside wheel, away from the highway. Some semi run by a crook had retread come off and a huge chunk hit the guy in the head and he died instantly. They never figured out which truck it had come off.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:58 |
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Professor SJW posted:one of the best gifs ever holy poo poo Mythbusters proved that one bullshit. I've actually had a truck tire explode right next to me on the highway. It scared the living gently caress out of me and some tire bits hit my car but my head remains intact.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 23:19 |
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CSI had an episode that decapitated someone in a go-kart riding alongside a truck when it exploded. Ecklie: What's going on here? Grissom: We're trying to determine if a steel-belted truck tire can decapitate a kid driving a go-kart. Ecklie: I thought that was an urban myth. Grissom: Myths, legends, tall tales, they all come from something real. Grissom: Let's go fellas Philthy fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Feb 19, 2017 |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:24 |
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Mythbusters proved that one bullshit. I've actually had a truck tire explode right next to me on the highway. It scared the living gently caress out of me and some tire bits hit my car but my head remains intact. Yeah, I mean it's one of those things where if it were true, no semis would ever be allowed on highways, ever.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:28 |
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Mythbusters proved that one bullshit. I've actually had a truck tire explode right next to me on the highway. It scared the living gently caress out of me and some tire bits hit my car but my head remains intact. This statement is semi-correct. They proved that an exploding semi tire will likely not kill you with concussive force or projectile tread bits. They did however, confirm that tire tread being flung OFF the rim at a high velocity will ruin you if it makes contact with your body. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqw4ZooBzLw
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 03:29 |
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theSpokeyDokey posted:
Yea but who the gently caress needs an episode of Mythbusters to know that??
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:11 |
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Yea but who the gently caress needs an episode of Mythbusters to know that?? because I need a reason to get an erection and kari byron is there usually
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 04:15 |
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Node posted:because I need a reason to get an erection and kari byron is there usually
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 08:22 |
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theSpokeyDokey posted:This statement is semi-correct. SEMI-correct
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 09:12 |
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Philthy posted:CSI had an episode that decapitated someone in a go-kart riding alongside a truck when it exploded. Ecklie was always such a prick.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 12:34 |
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enraged_camel posted:Yeah, I mean it's one of those things where if it were true, no semis would ever be allowed on highways, ever. if you could be killed in a car crash, cars would be banned
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 12:43 |
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They move nuclear waste in trucks in the highway. If you were stuck in traffic next to one for an hour, it'd be the same amount of radiation as getting a chest xray. And you don't even know it's happening.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 16:57 |
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 21:23 |
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:Best tyre gif:
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:12 |
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:59 |
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mark it zero
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:18 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:mark it zero I thought if the ball rolls all the way back to you you get a do over
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:22 |
500 bad things posted:I thought if the ball rolls all the way back to you you get a do over It's a league game smokey.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 06:55 |
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:I've actually had a truck tire explode right next to me on the highway. It scared the living gently caress out of me and some tire bits hit my car but my head remains intact.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 08:38 |
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All this talk of semis is giving me a semi
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 11:54 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:50/50 with this What about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmPgRhxQsIw
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:22 |
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Is that video out of order or something? It seems like the tyre is just rolling around the scene.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 14:38 |
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Motsew posted:What about this? Wow, I never want to leave my home ever again now. Thanks!
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 18:43 |
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Someone scared of tires? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s2uiPubmoA
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 18:49 |
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Motsew posted:What about this? Proof that death can come at any time, and in any form. Love yourselves and your neighbors, goons. You may die tomorrow.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:23 |
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enraged_camel posted:Proof that death can come at any time, and in any form. Amen brother. Except I will carry on hating everyone including myself if that's OK with you?
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:25 |
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Yea but who the gently caress needs an episode of Mythbusters to know that?? No one, but who doesn't want to make a tire tread cannon and ruin some simulated flesh golem?
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 20:55 |
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I don't understand how this one was supposed to work out to begin with
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