TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

trump, last month: "so much obstruction. it's never taken this long to get approvals"

trump, just now: "record setting approval pace"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:32

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

finally a shot of the crowd.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

BUSH 2112 posted:

idk how some of you get high and watch trump, it seriously gives me an anxiety attack and i've been over that poo poo for years in all other parts of my life

i've gotta have vodka in my brains to deal with listening to him

Trump sober is bad enough. gently caress if I ruin a buzz listening to his unhinged ranting.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Samurai Sanders posted:

What happens when/if there's another Republican president someday that the press are not particularly against but by then all Republicans were taught not to trust the media ever?

This might surprise you but the Republican party in general and Trump in particular is not overly concerned with "what happens in the future?"

Trump would rather destroy the Republican party than let them work against him, and if they're destroyed after him then why should he care?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

VectorSigma posted:

TWO REGULATIONS ENTER, ONE REGULATION LEAVES

the rivers of America will flow with pure, uncut PISS

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

VectorSigma posted:

TWO REGULATIONS ENTER, ONE REGULATION LEAVES

TRUMPERDOME!

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

crazy cloud posted:

it seems like i might have eaten 1 or 2more of them medical gummy bears than recommended so if anyone wants to talk to the Great Dead Cosmic Owl he n I are hangin out rn

seen/heard/felt mada8 pres

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

trump you loving dipshit we have regulations for a reason you STUPID FFF

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

only death will save us from TRUMP

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

I was talking to Abe and he said to me A CHING-A-CHONG CHANG, A CHINGY-CHONG and I'll tell you, folks, that was a big thing. He's a tremendous guy.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

crazy cloud posted:

it seems like i might have eaten 1 or 2more of them medical gummy bears than recommended so if anyone wants to talk to the Great Dead Cosmic Owl he n I are hangin out rn

aren't you only supposed to eat like 1 or 2 at a time? hahaha

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:07

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Dolash posted:

Ahahahaahahahhahahaha this loving Abe impression, he did the tight stance thing even.

I thought he'd do squinty eyes and racist accent

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/833059023570231296

Oh gently caress I forgot CPAC was coming up

I'm not sure I can deal with following it this year

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Dolash posted:

This might surprise you but the Republican party in general and Trump in particular is not overly concerned with "what happens in the future?"

Trump would rather destroy the Republican party than let them work against him, and if they're destroyed after him then why should he care?

conservatism at its finest

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Trump sober is bad enough. gently caress if I ruin a buzz listening to his unhinged ranting.

lol yeah, that too

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

jesus christ

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

Cromulent_Chill: Apr 6, 2009

Unfree The Companies!

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

WaveLength: Nov 22, 2006; Feel the beat

That's my guy

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tatum Girlparts posted:

jesus christ

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:08

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i bet i could fit both my hands in hat douche's mouth

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOYMFkFgPzk

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

BUSH 2112 posted:

idk how some of you get high and watch trump, it seriously gives me an anxiety attack and i've been over that poo poo for years in all other parts of my life

i've gotta have vodka in my brains to deal with listening to him

Kurtofan posted:

same

its hitting through my meds

it's very simple; i don't care if i live or die and holy fucken poo poo trUMP TRUMP TRUMP ahahaha

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

this is so dumb

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

this is a straight up putin state of the union address btw

only stupider and oranger

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Trump is just the dumbest cocksucker in the world

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

the Secret Service must love this

also: "unfree"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

florida man addresses airplane hangar

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Oh wait what who is this guy? "Hop over the fence!"

Secret Service gotta love this.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

disjoe: Feb 18, 2011

passionate dongs posted:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

give uncle don a kiss

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

The Phlegmatist: Nov 24, 2003

*secret service sweats nervously*

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

do the needful obviously planted man

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Mariana Horchata posted:

this is a straight up putin state of the union address btw

only stupider and oranger

the real SOTU address gonna be weird

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

this is a game show

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I can't wait for it to just happen that this guy's a fuckin nazi or something

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

Dolash posted:

This might surprise you but the Republican party in general and Trump in particular is not overly concerned with "what happens in the future?"

Trump would rather destroy the Republican party than let them work against him, and if they're destroyed after him then why should he care?

tormp good!

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:09