TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

crazy cloud posted:

for mortals yes

i ate 7 u anxietycucks

rip

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 01:52

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

cant wait to read about that guys meth death in 3 years

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

PROTECT OUR COCKS

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

passionate dongs posted:

trump should start healing people at these rallies imo

I want this to happen.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

every time this happens it just sounds like cops and poo poo are the biggest crybaby bitches

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

passionate dongs posted:

trump should start healing people at these rallies imo

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Plinkey posted:

nope, this is reality now

this is what we have inatear of reality

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

imagine being john mccain watching this and thinking "this motherfucker is completely out of control"

and then realizing "oh yeah I'm gonna do everything he wants anyway cuz I'm a bitch"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

passionate dongs posted:

trump should start healing people at these rallies imo

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

WaveLength: Nov 22, 2006; Feel the beat

Has anyone in hat crowd even been to Chicago

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

They're not even going to need a false flag, just keep inviting random Florida Men onstage and one of them will shiv Trump because Jesus told him to do it from the bottom of his daily sniffin' glue.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

clockwork chaos: Sep 15, 2009

Hundreds of shootings in Chicago??

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:12

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

CNN bringing that straight fire by immediately zooming out
I hate this timeline but I am so locked in

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Gonna show up with a lemonparty sign and get behind trump at his next rally

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

this should cost him against hillary

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

WaveLength posted:

Has anyone in hat crowd even been to Chicago

I'm in Chicago right now.

I've been murdered three times just this week. It's awful.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

i hate my dead gay country

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

who did u expect to get on stage, courtney cox?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

SpaceGoku posted:

imagine being john mccain watching this and thinking "this motherfucker is completely out of control"

and then realizing "oh yeah I'm gonna do everything he wants anyway cuz I'm a bitch"

I don't even know what most Republicans tell themselves every time they see him if not that.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

WaveLength posted:

Has anyone in hat crowd even been to Chicago

are you crazy? have you seen how many blacks are there?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Criminals everywhere.

Now this should sound like a threat, promising to stop the flow of drugs.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

well, at least trump will never get elected president if he keeps saying stupid poo poo like this at rallys

...right....

:stonklol:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:13

pigz: Jul 12, 2004; Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

murked by dragon posted:

lmao, "they wont show this crowd"

*cnn immediately pans over crowd *

CNN doesn't control those cameras. They are pool cameras. Trump knows this and knew it during the campaign so whether they pan or not is up to whoever is running the pool.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

SpaceGoku posted:

imagine being john mccain watching this and thinking "this motherfucker is completely out of control"

and then realizing "oh yeah I'm gonna do everything he wants anyway cuz I'm a bitch"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

I'm exhausted of politics and it's only been a month

Normal humans with depressive disorders aren't meant to live through these things

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

good lord, crowds openly booing "the courts"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

WaveLength: Nov 22, 2006; Feel the beat

Powered Descent posted:

I'm in Chicago right now.

I've been murdered three times just this week. It's awful.

I'm Canadian but I liked Chicago when I visited. The pizza was more like a casserole tho, still p tasty but ehh

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

booing judges, this will end well

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

mmmm booing the concept of a judge, that's the good fascism

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

make america totally safe again"

the phrase has been uttered that will inevitably lead the first strong AI to exterminate mankind congrats all

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

"We want to enforce the laws as existing, so we signed an order" That doesn't make sense at all.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Grondoth posted:

I'm exhausted of politics and it's only been a month

Normal humans with depressive disorders aren't meant to live through these things

Yeah dude you gotta watch for burnout. Take care of yourself. Eat peanut butter.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

checks and balances :qq:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:14

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

that white piece of paper is giving me some neville chamberlain vibes

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:15

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't even know what most Republicans tell themselves every time they see him if not that.

every other republican but mccain and graham just think "yes daddy"

mccain and graham think "I don't like this, but okay daddy I'll do it"

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:15

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

I thought the Sheriffs were against the Muslim ban, at least the ADL

# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:15

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...