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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

without that fight I'm not sure I love Chael enough to watch this card

Rigel posted:

Helwani is reporting that Chael Sonnen tried to volunteer to fight Fedor with just hours notice and Bellator tried to make it happen, but it didn't come together.

god I love him so much though

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Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
So does Bellator go out of business now?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
whens bellator on? 2 hours?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
anyone know to tie shoe laces? i cant do the bit after the loop

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the rabbit goes around the tree

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/833103096599375872

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Rigel posted:

Helwani is reporting that Chael Sonnen tried to volunteer to fight Fedor with just hours notice and Bellator tried to make it happen, but it didn't come together.

Chael is champion of my heart. :allears:

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

At least we won't have to see that Fedor's sweater promo again. You know they were gonna play that poo poo tonight

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Chichevache posted:

Chael is champion of my heart. :allears:

A Fedor fight is a big enough deal in our house to make it onto the wall calendar. Can a goon break down the rest of the nobodies if this isn't getting a thread, so I can try and get my dad pumped?

loving God damnit.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Josh Koscheck is opening the main card with his first Bellator fight against some nobody.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Le Saboteur posted:

Josh Koscheck is opening the main card with his first Bellator fight against some nobody.

Jesus Christ I'm starting to see why my Pops calls Bellator fights, "Carny Fights."

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Captain Log posted:

Jesus Christ I'm starting to see why my Pops calls Bellator fights, "Carny Fights."

Was the show with Gracie/Shamrock as not even the biggest farce not enough of a hint?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

A Fedor fight is a big enough deal in our house to make it onto the wall calendar. Can a goon break down the rest of the nobodies if this isn't getting a thread, so I can try and get my dad pumped?

loving God damnit.

josh "lil bitch noises" thompson is fighting a pitbull brother

cheick kongo will ruin another man's groin

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

LobsterMobster posted:

josh "lil bitch noises" thompson is fighting a pitbull brother

cheick kongo will ruin another man's groin

CupCheick Kongo

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

I hope matt didn't take a polonium bullet from an umbrella gun. Matt Hitrione.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
If you put this card and tomorrow's ufc card on the same show you'd have 75% of a decent fight card on a normal weekend so there's that at least

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
discuss tomorrow's card in this thread as well

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Fatt Shitrione

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://streamable.com/wmnd8

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I kinda wish they'd just keep showing episodes of Cops.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

So good.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Man he is just destroying that other gu... wait, what's happening? :psyduck:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
did they take a point from koscheck?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
guess it doesnt matter

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Classic Koscheck finished while faking an eyepoke.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
koscheck losing makes up a bit for Fat Shitrione

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Le Saboteur posted:

Classic Koscheck finished while faking an eyepoke.

I was wondering why they were talking about an eyepoke when it didn't look like it happened anywhere in the replay

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground
the ghost of GSP's jab still haunts the face of Josh Koscheck

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
Ahahahahaha gently caress off Koscheck. He got lit up by a Jiu Jitsu man that didn't exactly have amazing stand up but hit like a truck.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Captain Log posted:

Ahahahahaha gently caress off Koscheck. He got lit up by a Jiu Jitsu man that didn't exactly have amazing stand up but hit like a truck.

There was a Paulo Thiago rematch?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

El Roncho posted:

There was a Paulo Thiago rematch?

Pretty much. Except Koscheck faked an eye poke for time and got rightfully killed.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
UFC allowing Bellator to get ahead of the game and start a women's flyweight division was one of their biggest missteps. They had enough 115ers that were making a deep enough cut that they could have started a fairly deep 125 division and just didn't.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
Why is a chubby boxercise mom on my television?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Captain Log posted:

Why is a chubby boxercise mom on my television?

its your reflection :mrgw:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Captain Log posted:

Why is a chubby boxercise mom on my television?

they are the natural predator of women with no calves

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
this fight is good

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Arteaga is a pretty thicc 125er but she's got some decent striking.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Geez, that looked like Mayo got saved by the bell there

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I.N.R.I posted:

this fight is good

I actually have chubby lady ahead two rounds. Mayo has no stank on her stand up.

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Man, the vibe here just tanked. My roommate was cooking a special Fedor Fight Meal and everything.

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