NBA All-Star Weekend GDT: Every Event, like the Earth, is a flat circle

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Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

The drone needed a little hydraulic piston to pop the ball out with the force you'd get from a crisip pass

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Good judges

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

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Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

So Kenny is mad that his intel sponsorship just got cancelled

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Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Goes down in history like that really lame Gerald Wallace reverse dunk or Brent Barry back-to-back flairless free thrown line dunks. GOAT.

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Athanatos posted:

is he kissing the rim?

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Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

nachos posted:

I thought he would have been controlling the drone

Yeah, controller in hand all the way. That would have been better

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STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

He shoulda just had the drone dunk it and be all "I was controlling the drone so I dunked it."

I would have given that the 50.

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Dexo posted:

He got twoooo phones.

one of'm's new and one of'm's old
i got two. phones
one of them works but the other is broke

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tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Everyone watching commercials on tv and not on league pass watching the Pelicans senior dance team face off against the NBA mascots in a dance battle is missing out.

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WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

12k Intel employees were laid off to pay for that dunk

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Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

EvanTH posted:

one of'm's new and one of'm's old
i got two. phones
one of them works but the other is broke

Just like yo mama and yo brokeass dad

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Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

I thought the drone was going to drop it mid-air so he gets an oop from the drone

Second option was just having the drone really high and he grabs the ball from the drone itself

Third option is dunking the drone but I think that costs more than Gordan's weekly paycheck

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Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Well if you really want to salvage that dunk he should've played with the remote, pretend he got frustrated with its handling and then ran and dunked the drone

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/AIexESPN/status/833145424068362240

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Gordon shook :smith:

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

This is sad and I regret watching it

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AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Aron Gorden is having a hard time

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

IcePhoenix posted:

is he kissing the rim?

https://twitter.com/PacerNationBr/status/833150172620275712

drat close

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Dumpstered

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xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Aaron

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

His foot is most definitely hosed

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Gordan looks injured I hope this doesn't hurt :[

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

He's hurt that sucks.

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got some chores tonight: Feb 18, 2012; honk honk whats for lunch...

the bone bruise is real

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

This is the evening of increasingly uncomfortable misses

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

HE WAS ROBBED :qq:

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

that's gordon's last relevant NBA moment for the season

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schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Just gotta set up the redemption story for next year

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nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

7??

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Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

hosed up foot takes him from being the real champ, the people's champ, to this.

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Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

Nah, his foot isn't hosed, he's just a mediocre-tier player who let something as stupid as getting to the finals last year get to his head

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Hahaha what the gently caress was that

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Lmao

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