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Another day another trip across the river Styx, ferrying the souls of the damned to the underworld. only ten more days until I have enough vacation time to take a week off to relax in sunny Elysium |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 11:52 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:46 |
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the Persian empire burned Athens to the ground again, now I'm stuck working overtime the rest of the week... I hate my job yes yes step aboard, watch the wet spot and please don't lean on the railing, I'm not going in after you if you fall overboard
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 11:58 |
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excuse me ma'am, yes you with the snakes on your head, could I ask you to please not stare at people... I've received some complaints from the other passengers
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 12:03 |
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gosh i wonder if the day is over yet. this dark unlit cavern, blocked off forever from the sky and the world of the living, makes it difficult to tell time. hey jeff, how long 'til my shift is over? |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:52 |
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sometimes i sit alone in my boat, when the world is at peace, and i think about the ebb and flow of life. though the influx of souls never stops completely, the times have a rather large influence not just on their world, but ours as well. in that sense, are we not also a part of their world? or are they a part of ours? *a bucket of styx water drops on my head, the other ferrymen laugh* |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 17:56 |
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*takes coin out of passenger's mouth* *it's canadian* *mutters under breath* |
# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:02 |
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Manifisto posted:*takes coin out of passenger's mouth*
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:14 |
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passenger: don't worry sir, i got you covered. now if only i could remember where i put my two coins... *charon coughs and furtively gestures at the passenger's eyes* passenger: ooooh *takes coins off eyes* always the last place you look, eh? charon: they were literally in front of your eyes. it's literally, actually, genuinely the first, and only place you looked. you piece a poo poo.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:55 |
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"And don't even get me started on these other new ferrymen who come over here from the Sanzu river or wherever, can barely speak Greek. I tell you, no wonder my business is drying up when those guys only charge a coin on one eye, I tell you Styx ain't what it used to be" "..." "So you ain't a talker then?" |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 00:50 |
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"Charoooooooon!" - Ozzy Osbourne |
# ? Feb 22, 2017 23:41 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:"Charoooooooon!" - Ozzy Osbourne came here to post this
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 06:45 |
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Trying very hard to suppress urge to sing "Row Your Boat" while carrying passengers. |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:14 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Trying very hard to suppress urge to sing "Row Your Boat" while carrying passengers. "Merrily merrily merrily... oh, sorry guys, bad form." *Mutters under breath "life is but a dream, for you guys!" and chuckles to self*
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:21 |
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keeps hoping someone will laugh at, or at least comment on, his witty "you must be this dead to enter" sign, but for whatever reason the recently deceased have a lousy sense of humor |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:32 |
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The Venetian gondola bit where he wears stripes and sings O Sole Mio at the top of his lungs usually gets a laugh, but once in a while an actual Venetian is on the boat and they are not amused |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:49 |
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Charon: *outstretched hand awaiting fee* Passenger: *holds up laptop showing Bitcoin wallet* Charon: ... Passenger: It's Bitcoin! It's valid currency anywhere! **loud splash of water** Charon: NEXT! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Feb 23, 2017 17:52 |
Splatmaster posted:Charon: *outstretched hand awaiting fee* Hey hey, what a fix! ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:27 |
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*Spends 20 minutes every day at CoinStar* |
# ? Feb 25, 2017 07:17 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:46 |
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No we do NOT have a currency exchange station, and no I don't need your heart or a feather! drat tourists. |
# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:34 |