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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

System Metternich posted:

You know, it would actually be really cool to teach our children about the seven continents and then darkly allude to the eighth sunken continent, “but we do not speak of it“

Don't forget the secret ninth continent that only rich people know about

Edit: I mean, never mind! Do forget it.

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Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

System Metternich posted:

You know, it would actually be really cool to teach our children about the seven continents and then darkly allude to the eighth sunken continent, “but we do not speak of it“

Unfortunately it looks like these geologists might be secretly plotting to erase Europe's claim to continenthood



Look! it doesn't even get big text! Next thing you know they're going to start calling it a subcontinent or peninsula!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ron Jeremy posted:

Or Hawaii. Oceania always gets hosed on these European centric maps.
Whatever that map is, I don't think you can call it European centric :v:

Unrelated:

Answers to the question 'Which country is the largest threat to world peace?' in 2013

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Squalid posted:

Unfortunately it looks like these geologists might be secretly plotting to erase Europe's claim to continenthood



Look! it doesn't even get big text! Next thing you know they're going to start calling it a subcontinent or peninsula!

English tries hard to be an adult language and yet lacks different words for manner and maanosa.

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Guavanaut posted:

Whatever that map is, I don't think you can call it European centric :v:

Unrelated:

Answers to the question 'Which country is the largest threat to world peace?' in 2013

It's annoying that some of these are hyperlocal. No, Kenya, Somalia might be annoying to you but they are far from the largest threat to world peace.

Some other weirdnesses:
* Italy fears Afghanistan?
* French Guiana has seceded
* Really, Bangladesh? You couldn't just go with Pakistan? Had to go with Israel?
* NATO nations who think NATO is a threat to world peace: Germany, Greece, Iceland, Spain, Turkey. NATO nations who think Russia is a threat to world peace: Poland.
* Et tu, Australia?
* Is this the only map to ever have data for South Sudan but not Sudan? Similarly, Morocco but not including Western Sahara.

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
the question people actually asked themselves is " who are THOSE fuckers?"

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008




i'm 1920s communist Turkey

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I'm Nikolai Lenin

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Guavanaut posted:

Whatever that map is, I don't think you can call it European centric :v:

Unrelated:

Answers to the question 'Which country is the largest threat to world peace?' in 2013

Apparently Bulgarians and Frenchmen thought that Iraq was the greatest threat to world piece in 2013.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Grevling posted:

Apparently Bulgarians and Frenchmen thought that Iraq was the greatest threat to world piece in 2013.

Go back to flag school

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Grevling posted:

Apparently Bulgarians and Frenchmen thought that Iraq was the greatest threat to world piece in 2013.

That's the Syrian flag.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


For a moment until I saw those stars I thought France still had it in for the old German Empire.

I wonder how much the US response to that question has shifted towards Russia in the past four years.

oldswitcheroo
Apr 27, 2008

The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes.
I'm flag school.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Golbez posted:

* Italy fears Afghanistan?

it makes a lot more sense than them fearing Portugal, which is was I first thought that was

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

kustomkarkommando posted:

Go back to flag school


Give me a break, until 1993 the Iraqi flag looked exactly like that.

Grevling fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Feb 20, 2017

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang

System Metternich posted:

I can offer a map that shows current (at least I hope so, there's no date given) American and Russian bases, at least:





hi hello you might have missed me several pages back but it's me, the capital of Turkey that's been relocated to Istanbul, and then the entire city packed up and moved a hundred miles away!

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Red Ryder posted:

hi hello you might have missed me several pages back but it's me, the capital of Turkey that's been relocated to Istanbul, and then the entire city packed up and moved a hundred miles away!

The Second Rome moves back to Troy.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling posted:

Give me a break, until 1993 the Iraqi flag looked exactly like that.

Thats why he said you should go back to flag school. He didn't say you never went. :eng101:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Guavanaut posted:

Whatever that map is, I don't think you can call it European centric :v:

Unrelated:

Answers to the question 'Which country is the largest threat to world peace?' in 2013

I'm Ukraine answering "America"

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

icantfindaname posted:



i'm 1920s communist Turkey

Whelp it took until 2017 and Russia wasn't even communist anymore but an overripe fruit we have indeed become.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


U.S. counties with no sites listed on the National Register of Historic Places

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?
You heard it here first folks, Texas is the least historic state of the Union.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Quorum posted:

You heard it here first folks, Texas is the least historic state of the Union.

It's worse than that looks at first. It seems like almost every one of Texas' counties with less than 1000 people in it has managed to have at least one place on the historic register. So those counties without somehow manage to be less interesting, historically, than all those places with practically no one in them.

Even Loving County, the smallest population Texas county at 82 people in 2010, has a historic register building! It's the county courthouse, which is also the sole governmental building in the whole county.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cameron County, Pennsylvania shames the original thirteen states.



They could probably get their 1890 courthouse listed if they wanted, but they just don’t care. :smith:

quote:

Due to its low filing fees for divorces and the high number of uncontested divorce filings, it has been called the "divorce capitol" of Pennsylvania.[3] Unlike many other courthouses of the same vintage which have been replaced or superseded by newer buildings, it is still in use today as a courthouse.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Golbez posted:

* NATO nations who think NATO is a threat to world peace: Germany, Greece, Iceland, Spain, Turkey. NATO nations who think Russia is a threat to world peace: Poland.
It's America, not NATO. I can understand mixing those two up though, but clearly those countries are doing their part to keep America in check from the inside.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Peaceful resistance using methods like refusing to participate in an insane war of choice worked really well for NATO members with Iraq.

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009
Compared to honoring the call though?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Guavanaut posted:

Whatever that map is, I don't think you can call it European centric :v:

Unrelated:

Answers to the question 'Which country is the largest threat to world peace?' in 2013

I have a really, really hard time believing Canada ever thought Iran is the biggest threat. USA as an answer may have dipped during the Obama years but I can't imagine anyone saying anything else.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

fishmech posted:

It's worse than that looks at first. It seems like almost every one of Texas' counties with less than 1000 people in it has managed to have at least one place on the historic register. So those counties without somehow manage to be less interesting, historically, than all those places with practically no one in them.

Even Loving County, the smallest population Texas county at 82 people in 2010, has a historic register building! It's the county courthouse, which is also the sole governmental building in the whole county.

How the gently caress do you have a county with only 82 people in it? Wikipedia says it only has one "town," which is unincorporated. I get that a lot of Western states were plotted out before anyone knew how many people would wind up living there (see also: Wyoming), but wouldn't it make more sense to just merge it with a neighboring county. It apparently wasn't even organized until the 30s so, like, what's the point?

e:

wiki posted:

Loving is the only county in Texas to be incorporated twice, first in 1893 and again in 1931. Its initial organization was effected by a canal company founded in Denver, Colorado, and appears to have been based upon fraud and willful misrepresentations made by the founders to state officials.[4] After a local landowner hired a New York City firm to investigate alleged improprieties in county government, the company's organizers fled, taking with them all the county records. The state legislature subsequently disincorporated Loving in 1897, attaching it to Reeves County.

Oil was discovered in 1921, leading to a population increase in Loving County. By 1930, there were 195 residents, mostly living in what would become the town of Mentone, which became the county seat when Loving was reconstituted in 1931. By 1933, the population had peaked at 600, only to begin a steady decline which had continued until recently.

Oh, I see. loving Texas. Also they had the state's first female sheriff apparently. Sounds like a pretty cushy gig too.

Duckbox fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Feb 20, 2017

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Duckbag posted:

How the gently caress do you have a county with only 82 people in it? Wikipedia says it only has one "town," which is unincorporated. I get that a lot of Western states were plotted out before anyone knew how many people would wind up living there (see also: Wyoming), but wouldn't it make more sense to just merge it with a neighboring county. It apparently wasn't even organized until the 30s so, like, what's the point?

Texas doesn't give a gently caress about anything, honestly.

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine
If we're discussing tiny counties, we can't avoid the only one smaller than Loving: Kalawao County, Hawaii, which was set aside as a leper colony from 1866 to 1969, when leprosy could be treated without sending people to a remote peninsula. According to Wikipedia, no new residents are admitted, but the last patients decided to live out their lives there, figuring they're too disfigured to re-enter society. It's also the smallest county by area, half the size of New York County (Manhattan). However, it's not a fully functioning county, with all services and laws other than health offloaded to Maui County.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Duckbag posted:

How the gently caress do you have a county with only 82 people in it? Wikipedia says it only has one "town," which is unincorporated. I get that a lot of Western states were plotted out before anyone knew how many people would wind up living there (see also: Wyoming), but wouldn't it make more sense to just merge it with a neighboring county. It apparently wasn't even organized until the 30s so, like, what's the point?

The USA's internal borders are mostly based on completely arbitrary rectangles of different sizes. It's an ingenious way of engineering a federal state. It's also how you end up with counties that have three people living in them.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Huge Version here

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

King Hong Kong posted:

The Second Rome moves back to Troy.

Ironic considering that Rome was really just the Second Troy.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Guavanaut posted:

Whatever that map is, I don't think you can call it European centric :v:

Unrelated:

Answers to the question 'Which country is the largest threat to world peace?' in 2013

I really want to see an updated version of that map

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Kurtofan posted:

I really want to see an updated version of that map

I think it would just be American flags on every country, including America.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Platystemon posted:



I’m NATO member Turkey.

e: Also Bulgaria, Greece, and Slovenia

US/Russia seems a weird category. Does this mean half the people surveyed want the US, the other half Russia?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Squalid posted:

Unfortunately it looks like these geologists might be secretly plotting to erase Europe's claim to continenthood



Look! it doesn't even get big text! Next thing you know they're going to start calling it a subcontinent or peninsula!

Truth bomb about to drop

EUROPE IS AN UP-JUMPED PENINSULA, NOT A CONTINENT

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Dreddout posted:

Truth bomb about to drop

EUROPE IS AN UP-JUMPED PENINSULA, NOT A CONTINENT

No India is a jumped up peninsula Europe is a jumped up subcontinent.

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Rumda posted:

No India is a jumped up peninsula Europe is a jumped up subcontinent.

Racist.

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