NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: The Playoffs Are A Band Metaphor Now

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: The Playoffs Are A Band Metaphor Now

«‹›964 »

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

sba posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/833531325156057089

Might be time for Sacramento to have a Colangelo installed if this deal goes through.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:24

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 15, 2024 22:26

Hashtag Banterzone: Dec 8, 2005; Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

WhyteRyce posted:

Cousins is going to get traded to Portland for a Meyers Leonard centric package. Cousins will then go supernova against him the next game and might possibly body slam him into a table

Don't forget the Kings were rumored to be after Crabbe in the summer.

I feel like Portland could match that NOP offer.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:24

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Oh god, Buddy Hield is going to have the green light to start chucking up the ball and Philly fans are all going to start creaming their pants

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:25

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

I thought the Pelicans made a mistake when they picked Hield over Murray

It turns out the long con was worth it

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:25

sba: Jul 9, 2001; bae

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/833532438366154754

:popcorn:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:25

ribtstu: Feb 11, 2017

maybe that flood can hurry up and like, destroy communications here and then kings will never be able to contact nola and the deadline will pass

i might be dead, but whatever

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:25

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

WhyteRyce posted:

Oh god, Buddy Hield is going to have the green light to start chucking up the ball and Philly fans are all going to start creaming their pants

Start?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:25

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

I feel like Portland could match that NOP offer.

Dude, Vlade brought two offers to Vivek. One of them is this poo poo rear end NO offer. So that means only one other offer from a team is being considered and will be acted on. A bunch of teams might just miss out on submitting a bid because Vivek wants to wrap this poo poo up tonight

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:26

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

sba posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/833532438366154754

:popcorn:

Oh come on don't be like that

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:26

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

ribtstu posted:

maybe that flood can hurry up and like, destroy communications here and then kings will never be able to contact nola and the deadline will pass

i might be dead, but whatever

Another flood fucks NO

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:26

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

MY OWNER
https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/833533015733047296

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:27

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Jesus gently caress

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:27

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

sba posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/833531325156057089

lol

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:28

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Did Demarcus do something like flip off the American flag or something during the All Star break? Why is this all happening so suddenly. They were talking extension like three weeks ago and he's been good since then and they beat some good teams (and lost to some bad ones) since then.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:28

sba: Jul 9, 2001; bae

Vivek is going to ask the robot

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:28

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Rick posted:

Did Demarcus do something like flip off the American flag or something during the All Star break? Why is this all happening so suddenly. They were talking extension like three weeks ago and he's been good since then and they beat some good teams (and lost to some bad once) since then.

DMC said he wants to stay in Sacramento and Vivek then started sweating bullets at the thought of paying him $200M

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:28

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

No lie, when this trade goes down I'm going to loving rip into Knightman in a profanity laced tirade at the game on the 23rd

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:29

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/833533912349446144

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:29

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Rick posted:

Did Demarcus do something like flip off the American flag or something during the All Star break? Why is this all happening so suddenly. They were talking extension like three weeks ago and he's been good since then and they beat some good teams (and lost to some bad ones) since then.

WhyteRyce posted:

DMC said he wants to stay in Sacramento and Vivek then started sweating bullets at the thought of paying him $200M

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:30

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Boogie left town for the All Star Game and the Kings front office went "OK, he's gone - we gotta do something now before he comes back and finds out"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:30

Lugnut Seatcushion: May 4, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

Vivek is like sports trump. Trading boogie is his nuclear button

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:30

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Press the button Vivek :douche:

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:30

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

[Shelburne] The Lakers were engaged today with Sacramento in discussions regarding a trade for Boogie Cousins, but a source tells ESPN they aren't anymore.

hahah gently caress this

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:30

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

WhyteRyce posted:

No lie, when this trade goes down I'm going to loving rip into Knightman in a profanity laced tirade at the game on the 23rd

Robot execution of vulgar fan 'justified,' Sacramento PD says

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:31

Mr. Funktastic: Dec 27, 2012; College Slice

it's really something to see that the kings are about as well run as the white house right now

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:31

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

I love the kings

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:31

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/833533906930409472

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:32

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/833534571530579968

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:32

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/Sam_Vecenie/status/833534709892157441

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:33

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/833534700790484992

So Boogie's agent is trying to tank his trade value so Sacramento has to pay him, right? This is amazing

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:33

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/833534945322754048

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:33

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Kings: "Uh, yeah so...what are you guys offering?"
Lakers: "So we're offering a package featuring Brandon Ingram, Julies Randle, and"
Kings: "gotta go bye thanks for the offer we'll get back to you"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:34

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/833534945322754048

haha ok so at least there are TWO dumb teams in the Pacific

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:34

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

WhyteRyce posted:

Kings: "Uh, yeah so...what are you guys offering?"
Lakers: "So we're offering a package featuring Brandon Ingram, Julies Randle, and"
Kings: "gotta go bye thanks for the offer we'll get back to you"

Sounds like way less than that.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:35

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/833533912349446144

Well, if they want picks that eliminates the Lakers anyway, since the best the Lakers could do at this point is 2021 (they could include 2023 in the offseason).

gently caress Magic Johnson is going to ruin the Lakers over this . . .

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:36

tanglewood1420: Oct 28, 2010; The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized

Wizards should get in on this, Wall and Boogie together Kentucky reunited, pick and roll death for the rest of the league.

Two firsts and Bradley Beal? Throw Gortat in there why not if the Kings want a center back, he's decent.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:36

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

I want a 30 for 30 series about all this

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:36

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

So DMC's agent is tanking the trade market because it'll cost tens of millions of dollars. Good thing Vivek is a calm, rational man who won't stubbornly go through with a deal just because he doesn't want to back down

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:37

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

That sounds like waaay too much for what they are offering.

Buddy loving Heild

Jesus gently caress man

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:37

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 15, 2024 22:26

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

remember when kings fans thought oh yeah the maloofs were fuckin awful but surely, even if the new owner is bad he won't be as bad as that

and they were wroooooong

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:38

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: The Playoffs Are A Band Metaphor Now

«‹›964 »